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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 00:07:56 Reply

Failing before even trying to fail? HOLY CRAP!! That is a new record.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 00:13:35 Reply

At 5/27/09 12:07 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Failing before even trying to fail? HOLY CRAP!! That is a new record.

Dear God you are so random sometimes you know.

Am I the only one that has no clue what he is referencing to?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 00:30:08 Reply

Hooray, I can post again.

A: Do not like the new layout with the forced-play. What about people with small page files that will have to clear their cache five times a day just to vote on everything? Nnnno, fuck that.

B: Internet was down for almost 2 days, hooray at all the points I could have gotten.

C: Rhyme spam threads are not funny, I don't care how young or old you are.

*sneeze* Yes, that means you, Cobra. :D *sneezefuckmodssneeze*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 00:55:51 Reply

Yay double post.

Actual Family Guy footage. You know what to do.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 01:21:25 Reply

Why, hello there. I got this urge that only posting on an online forum type based website thingy could satisfy. I've been really busy. Prom, finals, projects, women. So basically life. Um, don't know how long I'll be posting now. I was just really bored and facebook was getting annoying. I hope you can forgive my absence. Oh, tails: PM me.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 02:21:52 Reply

At 5/27/09 01:21 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Why, hello there. I got this urge that only posting on an online forum type based website thingy could satisfy. I've been really busy. Prom, finals, projects, women. So basically life. Um, don't know how long I'll be posting now. I was just really bored and facebook was getting annoying. I hope you can forgive my absence. Oh, tails: PM me.

Tsssk Tssk. There is no excuse good enough to spend so much time away from the NGPD, it is your duty. I have college and a fiancee, and military duties to fulfill. And I still find time for this place.

HAHA.

I'm just kidding. I spend too much time on here.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 07:21:04 Reply

At 5/27/09 12:55 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Yay double post.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 7102
Actual Family Guy footage. You know what to do.

I can't believe you haven't heard.

THE BIRD IS THE WORD

I have that song.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 08:30:03 Reply

At 5/27/09 12:01 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: On another note, how old r u Lizz boy.

15 my good fellow! Haha, it seems weird that I'm of higher B/P or level than some of you and you guys may be older! Haha

So, what does everyone think of the new Wide-screen? I know Krev said she didn't like it but what do you guys think?

Personally its great for watching good flashes like the Street fighter collab and DeDust2 or whatever, but for crap flashes its just a pain in the arse! Besides, I have to move the browser onto my other monitor to watch the whole thing since one is on its side so I can get a whole page view and its too skinny to view all of the flash.

They should have a ticky box in your profile for you to select which one you want. The old layout or the new one.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 13:57:54 Reply

At 5/26/09 06:17 PM, Lizzardis wrote: So it was pretty good the yes? Would you reccommend it? Because i'm thinking of going to see a film i just don't know which one.

Yeah it's a good film. I can give sooo many spoilers and there's nothing you can do about it!! *laughs in an evil manner*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 14:33:18 Reply

Soilent green is people and all their sleds are named Rosebud.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 14:53:04 Reply

At 5/27/09 02:33 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Soilent green is people and all their sleds are named Rosebud.

Come again? Are we speaking about Star Trek here or have you just not taken your medication?
xD

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 15:17:01 Reply

At 5/27/09 02:33 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Soilent green is people and all their sleds are named Rosebud.

That's the most sense you've made all day. :P

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 15:17:55 Reply

Oops, spelled the first one incorrectly. Appy polly loggies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Gre en

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Kan e


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 15:28:44 Reply

Are you sure you have taken your medication today Krev? I sure as hell have.

100 mg of Sertraline, generic for Zoloft (anti-depressant)
72 mg in two 36 mg tablets of Concerta (ADD/ADHD, Asperger's Syndrome, keeps me from speaking too fast. My brain gos too fast for my mouth to keep up.)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 15:33:14 Reply

Um, I don't take shit. Thanks for the implication though.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 15:46:21 Reply

At 5/27/09 03:33 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Um, I don't take shit. Thanks for the implication though.

Krev...I think I....I think I <3 you!

Haha, your not the only one that can be random!
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 16:04:16 Reply

Fucking A. Until they change the layout, I'm not touching the Portal.

Consider me resigned until further notice.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 16:13:44 Reply

Zone-Sama ripoff.
Whistle as stolen.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 16:23:22 Reply

Good catch Porkchop. I swear, I have no clue how many times people have tried to pass that off as their own work. It's just sickening what these people will do.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 16:55:45 Reply

At 5/27/09 04:04 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Consider me resigned until further notice.

WHAT? Your resigning because of some update? Ah well, whatever floats your boat....Are you sure you want to leave?

At 5/27/09 04:13 PM, Porkchop wrote: Whistle as stolen.

Been flagged for admin review. Good find Porkchop!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 16:59:48 Reply

Star Trek spoilers!!

The planet Vulcan is destroyed.

Spock kicks the shit out of Kirk.

Bones says "Are you out of your Vulcan mind" but makes it sound like fucking.

Scotty nearly drowns.

Bones has an ex-wife and she got it in the divorce settlement.

Kirks dad dies in the first 20 minutes at the same time Kirk was being born.

Spock's mother dies in front of him.

Old Spock meats young Spock.

And thus, the movie is ruined for you.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:04:59 Reply

At 5/27/09 04:59 PM, Brick-top wrote: Bones has an ex-wife who owns a planet and she got it in the divorce settlement.

Fixed for dramatic effect.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:21:27 Reply

At 5/27/09 04:59 PM, Brick-top wrote: Star Trek spoilers!!

DANGIT BRICKY! Bloody.....Spoiling.....movie......fucki ng...*Mumble mumble*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:30:52 Reply

At 5/27/09 04:59 PM, Brick-top wrote: Star Trek spoilers!!

DUDE, WTF?! NOT EVERYONE ENJOYS SPOILERS!!! God, wtf is wrong you posting spoilers?! Geez, why would you feel the need to ruin the movie for everyone who HASN'T FUCKING SEEN IT YET?!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:35:40 Reply

At 5/27/09 05:30 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Geez, why would you feel the need to ruin the movie for everyone who HASN'T FUCKING SEEN IT YET?!

Because Bircky likes ruining everything for everyone (Haha) besides he did warn us.

I've forgotten them anyway *Scrolls up* Fuck!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:39:01 Reply

At 5/27/09 04:04 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Fucking A.

It's Fucking 'eh. I just like to inform people about cultural expressions. :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:48:22 Reply

At 5/27/09 05:30 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: DUDE, WTF?! NOT EVERYONE ENJOYS SPOILERS!!! God, wtf is wrong you posting spoilers?! Geez, why would you feel the need to ruin the movie for everyone who HASN'T FUCKING SEEN IT YET?!

Because the exact same information can be found on online movie sites and reviews.

Also putting 'spoilers' is a give away to the intention of the post. So if you don't want to know, you have the choice not to read any further.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 17:55:55 Reply

At 5/27/09 05:48 PM, Brick-top wrote: Because the exact same information can be found on online movie sites and reviews.

Also putting 'spoilers' is a give away to the intention of the post. So if you don't want to know, you have the choice not to read any further.

I guess watching anime on youtube does have its perks. Damn spoilers on the comments I developed the ability to resist even a glimpse.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 18:02:57 Reply

It's still a good movie even if you know what happens people.

What's up with NeonFlame saying he wants to resign because of the stupid layout.

I don't like it either, but hey that's life.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-27 18:12:40 Reply

Eh, what Tom says goes I suppose, for he is the creator, but alas, we are just lowly peons.

Unrelated note, I just added more twine to my tomatoes, though two need to grow some more. I also sprayed a good amount of Deer and Rabbit repellent around the outer perimeter of my garden, there was a bunny helping himself to my veggies yesterday evening and I was not happy at all. I have a big wire mesh fence that has squares in in that are 1" X 1" or 2.54 cm X 2.54 cm; and around that, I have a chain link fence, but that does not fit all the way around the first fence. I'm able to keep the deer outr, but the bunnies were rather persistent to say the least.

Produce I have growing

Tomatoes
Red Taters
Idaho Taters
Green Peppers
Carrots
Cucumbers
Squash
sweet yellow corn
leaf lettuce (already got one harvest from it)


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