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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 12:28 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 12:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nah, she ran home with yours truly.

Thanks for covering for my while I was gone.

You can have her back now.

WHY DID YOU PICK A STRIPPER NAMED BRANDY
I told you to go for the non-stereotypical names.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 01:20 PM Reply

Man it's quiet for a Sunday afternoon. Usually we're all pretty busy on the forums.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 02:02 PM Reply

Let's cut down on the stripper talk, I have a feeling Mal's not gonna give us a second chance if this tangent gets out of hand. Besides, we look retarded.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 02:10 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 02:02 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Let's cut down on the stripper talk,

We would rather eat glass.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 02:23 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 02:02 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Let's cut down on the stripper talk, I have a feeling Mal's not gonna give us a second chance if this tangent gets out of hand. Besides, we look retarded.

If you can give us something else to talk about then yes we will. We are only talking about this because:
~ The portal is not getting any stolen or abusive flashes
~ The portal is running as usual
~ There is nothing else to talk about....

So if you can give us another (Interesting) topic to talk about, then I'm sure we can just talk about that.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 02:41 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 02:23 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
So if you can give us another (Interesting) topic to talk about, then I'm sure we can just talk about that.

I'll start a topic.

No wait nevermind my head hurts too much from my partying last night.

And my mouth tastes like cigar.

It's God Day, everyone know there is no spam in the portal. The spammers go to church.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 03:01 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 02:41 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: And my mouth tastes like cigar.

HAHAHhahahahaahahaa.

Chill, Cobra, Mal made it clear that unless we go insane, we're all good.
Get it, got it, good. En ce moment, ferme le bouche.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 03:48 PM Reply

Spammers in church eh? Then why do they feel the need to cuss unnecessarily all the time in their author's comments? Care to explain that logic Spiffy?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 05:17 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 03:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Spammers in church eh? Then why do they feel the need to cuss unnecessarily all the time in their author's comments? Care to explain that logic Spiffy?

I'm sure that there good people in real life. They just find it funny to be weird on the internet.

maybe?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 05:23 PM Reply

Eh, the jury is out on that one. But it's good to see all the blue and green in the portal. We must be doing something right. Either that, or Murphy's Law has yet to rear its ugly-ass head.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 06:40 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 03:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Spammers in church eh? Then why do they feel the need to cuss unnecessarily all the time in their author's comments? Care to explain that logic Spiffy?

I go to church and I cuss unnecessarily all the time on the internet as well as irl. To be honest, I don't care if people think lesser of me, I really do like to cuss.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 06:59 PM Reply

stolen flash, from here: http://portal2.sektorz.net/?q=node/1925

this:


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 07:58 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 06:59 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: stolen flash, from here: http://portal2.sektorz.net/?q=node/1925

this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 6754

Hmm... correct me if I'm wrong, but in the original link, I see Bax3r in both the NG's author and the original. It could be a cheap ploy to convince NG'ers, but I can't be too certain since I don't understand Russian.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 06:59 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: stolen flash,

I don't think so. The NG one looks like it was uploaded before the 'real' one.

That, and his other submission shows that he is in fact russian, and that the site linked to is either his own or of some relation to him. I don't think this one's stolen (frankly, why would you want to steal something that crappy?)

...Oh yeah, I think it's been a week now. Can I take this pineapple out yet?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 08:07 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 07:59 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: ...Oh yeah, I think it's been a week now. Can I take this pineapple out yet?

You may. But you have to dispose of it in the special collection bag. I like to keep those pineapples in my special vault.... for special purposes.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 08:16 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:07 PM, TailsPrower wrote: You may. But you have to dispose of it in the special collection bag. I like to keep those pineapples in my special vault.... for special purposes.

......o_0

Ah, what do I care, I can finally get rid of this ridiculous aura now. Yay!

(No, I don't have anything against people with the fab aura, it just happens to be my least favourite colour ever.)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 08:39 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:16 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Ah, what do I care, I can finally get rid of this ridiculous aura now. Yay!

You Bastard!

You. Called my aura. RIDICULOUS! *Crys* I thought you were my friend!

You monster!

*Curls up in the corner crying.*
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 08:40 PM Reply

Congrats, Hammer! I'm sure you'll be walking a lot easier now, unless we take a trip to the beach! Then we'd need someone to carry the cooler.

Well, I really got bored of blam/protecting, so it looks like this post really won't be too much about NGPD related stuff. Someone call the WAAAAAAAAMBULANCE.

Looks like there isn't much spam today either way, although there was a ton yesterday (or a few days ago, my memory fails me). Well, I'll kinda catch up with this post. Nice roster, Terrorist! Keep up the good job, guys!

Good thing we're nearing the end of my post, because I can't stand to write much more. Eh, weather's fine, Swine flu in my area isn't, but my internet is. Well....that'll be it, I guess, unless one of you wants to fight over it.

BRING IT ON.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 08:49 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:40 PM, Elder wrote:
BRING IT ON.

*brings swine flu*

Whoops.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 08:55 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:49 PM, Porkchop wrote: *brings swine flu*
Whoops.

I thought I infected everyone already. Oh, wait, that was in the chatroom. Well, might as well spread it here.

COME CLOSER, MY PRETTIES.

Oooh, and I just love to eat PORK. Hey, Porkchop, c'mere and I'll show you something cool.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 09:05 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:39 PM, Lizzardis wrote: You. Called my aura. RIDICULOUS! *Crys* I thought you were my friend!

Look, I've nothing against people who use it, I just got sick of having to look at a colour I'm not a particular fan of with every post I made.

You're still cool. You were back when you had the evil aura, and that hasn't changed.

I will now STFU about auras.

^___^
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 09:25 PM Reply

Unless STFU about auras means the color around our level icons, then we're talking about hippies?!

SOMEONE GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND THE AK47S!!! STAT!!!!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 09:34 PM Reply

I found out I can make a 1000 posts in about 2 months.

Beat that luzers. I'm a bad ass because I can type garbage for hours on end.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 09:35 PM Reply

ok, that is one extremely obscure fact. And what pray tell does that have to do with us? Let alone, does it or does it not have any affect on our quality of life?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 09:53 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 09:34 PM, Brick-top wrote: Beat that luzers. I'm a bad ass because I can type garbage for hours on end.

90% of the forum base does that. Congratulations, you look like everyone else.

Also, see my sig pic. :P

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 10:08 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:55 PM, Elder wrote:
At 5/24/09 08:49 PM, Porkchop wrote: *brings swine flu*
Whoops.
Oooh, and I just love to eat PORK. Hey, Porkchop, c'mere and I'll show you something cool.

Oh, i'll show you some pork.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 10:31 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 08:07 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 5/24/09 07:59 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: ...Oh yeah, I think it's been a week now. Can I take this pineapple out yet?
You may. But you have to dispose of it in the special collection bag. I like to keep those pineapples in my special vault.... for special purposes.

*Storms in, flips over a desk*

Listen up CHILDREN. The EGB is tired of your crap, and so help us, we will start cracking skulls in here so fast that it will make your head spin. Now, quit screwin' around and go out there and ease our burden.

*Leaves, slamming the door very violently*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 10:39 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 10:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: *violent and angry rant*

Don't worry, guys, I'll take care of this.

*Leaves, slamming the door very violently*

*Follows with a pineapple, gag and pistol*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 10:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: *Leaves, slamming the door very violently*

... you're welcome?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 24th, 2009 @ 11:07 PM Reply

At 5/24/09 10:43 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 5/24/09 10:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: *Leaves, slamming the door very violently*
... you're welcome?

*Comes back in, re-slamming the door, even more violently*

YOU!!! You're the worst one of all! I'll never forgive you for what you did to me!

At 6/25/08 10:26 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 6/25/08 09:48 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Hey, remember me? Any results?
Sorry bud, you didn't make the cut.

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