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I will all kick you down my giant hole.

See, now that's what I was hoping for, 300 jokes all around.

All who want free beer, say AYE!!

AYE!!

Congrats On Page 300!

Also, If anyone can animate, For the love of god click on my sig. Haha.

I have leveled up

Huzzah for me

the Greeks had sex with little boys joke.

Not Gay.

Congrats Bdash, I level up to mah chain tomorrow.

FEAR TEH MIGHTEH CHAIN!!!

ALSO

damn forgot the pic again

ALSO

Sorry for DP I couldn't resist.

Aye but I'm already drinking my beer. I am wasting so much time playing these damn medal games nowadays. It's consuming me. ARGH.

Haha, Well done everybody for page 300!

I thought I'd jump on the band wagon as i was on page 200 so I thought I may as well be on 300 too. So Detective Hammer, how are you finding your first day at the NGPD *Strokes exotic fruit object with lubricant*

Anyway, congratulations on the 300th page guys....Onward and upward to 500!!!!

On and just on a side note......THIS.....IS.....SPARTA!!!(In association with the NGPD :3)

You were supposed to keep up the

THIS IS PASTA!!!!

joke Lizzardis. Oh well, have a good day at school.

Sorry for double post, i was supposed to mention this:
~ The Faggot Federation are back playing their stupid and generally annoying games.

~ There have been a few impersonators though, and another one.

~ I'd just generally keep an eye out for them.

This should be the end of page 300 now. It was good while it lasted!

:'(

Woo, page three hundred. That means you guys 've lived out my hell for 100 pages, and still lived! Congrats!

Also congrats to Mr. Hammer. I (think I) managed to resist the rape in mine.
Not sure though, too many forgotten nights.

However, that's not the issue here. The issue is how long YOU'RE going to last. And with all of the new baseball bats, I don't think that'll be very long. ;)

Chris Beer, or possibly a Chris Beer impersonator has hit the forums.

God help us all. God, help us.

At 5/18/09 02:21 AM, Lizzardis wrote: ~ There have been a few impersonators though, and another one.

Honestly, how lame do you have to be to impersonate the faggot-federation?

Oh, and the latest CB flash is from the real one. Thankfully no-one has yet stooped so low as to pretend to be him at least (I hope).

I'm hitting the portal.

If I don't make it back tell my wife I love her.

At 5/18/09 07:02 AM, Elder wrote: And with all of the new baseball bats, I don't think that'll be very long. ;)

Oh, you have to see what I can do with my chain! ;)

At 5/18/09 10:13 AM, Brick-top wrote: I'm hitting the portal.

If I don't make it back tell my wife I love her.

I will Bricky. I will. If you don't come back, god save us all!

Good luck.

At 5/17/09 10:29 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I don't think everyone's gonna be able to fit!

In line with the fact that there's a new probie who will inevitably succumb to the advances to the entire NGPD, might I point out that everyone managed to "fit" last time ;P

Immature sex jokes: what would NG be without them?

Also, I'm rather pleased that none of you picked up on this and responded with "that's what she said..."

At 5/18/09 11:04 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:

Also, I'm rather pleased that none of you picked up on this and responded with "that's what she said..."

Thats what she sa....DAMMIT! I'm late.

At 5/18/09 10:13 AM, Brick-top wrote: I'm hitting the portal.

If I remember rightly, most of the stupid stuff comes in on weekends, so there's not likely going to be much to do for now.

Oh, and about this thread...

Sorry! Couldn't resist. XD

At 5/18/09 01:41 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Oh, and about this thread...

Sorry! Couldn't resist. XD

...You do realise that was a link to an audio file.......Or what that part of the joke and I'm just to tired to find it out....

At 5/18/09 02:16 PM, Lizzardis wrote: ...You do realise that was a link to an audio file.......Or what that part of the joke and I'm just to tired to find it out....

OK, put it this way:

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It's a stupid little joke that I'm probably gonna get a second round of shoe-raping for. Nothing more.

At 5/16/09 10:34 AM, Lizzardis wrote: NGPD Roster - Saturday 16th May 2009
Well this is the first out of hopefully many, rosters in which me and -X- will do. I hope I haven't screwed anything up or done anything wrong, if I have, please accept my apology. I'm just hoping this comes out right!

I'd just like to officially wish both of you luck in your ventures.

No. ## ] B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ 2411 ][ 0080 ][ 11.43 ][ X-TERRORIST-X Police Captain +1
>>>02 ][ 2383 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ eroth221 Police Captain -1
>>>03 ][ 2295 ][ 0193 ][ 27.57 ][ SlntCobra1 Police Captain -+1

A slight problem with the aligning. That is to do with the Gain/Day column. This occurs if a user gets over 10 B/P per day. The number format is set to 2 decimals, so if there is 2 digits, not including decimals, it gets messed up. What you'll need to do is Right Click>Format, and change it from 2 decimals to 1.

[<<< Last weeks Roster & Insanimation's final roster]

A great first week as official roster-maker! Congrats!

At 5/18/09 02:28 PM, Insanimation wrote: What you'll need to do is Right Click>Format, and change it from 2 decimals to 1.

Oh OK, thanks for that I'll make sure to do that next time.

[<<< Last weeks Roster & Insanimation's final roster]

A great first week as official roster-maker! Congrats!

Thanks very much Ins! :D

Natsume 2, by tenao Type: Game Rating: Adults Only

Yet another stolen Zone-Sama/Zone-Archive/HentaiKey animation. The logo gives it all away.

At 5/18/09 02:40 PM, mwmike wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 5942
Yet another stolen Zone-Sama/Zone-Archive/HentaiKey animation. The logo gives it all away.

Damn, already marked for admin review. Oh well, there's always the next one...

Yea I saw it and the author comments were a dead giveaway. "I didn't make this, so yea." Clearly stolen.

At 5/18/09 03:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Yea I saw it and the author comments were a dead giveaway. "I didn't make this, so yea." Clearly stolen.

Um, not always.

I remember this one being mentioned somewhere before (I forget where, but anyway). Apparently there have been rare occasions when a flash author said his work was stolen, when it wasn't. The intent is to trick people into screwing their whistles over, so it's always best to look for more than just the author comment here.

However, if it was an obvious theft of something with an easily recognisable logo in it, it hardly matters anyway. Honestly, why do people do that? the very first rule on the flash submission page clearly states: "Your movie must not be someone else's work! We will delete your account as punishment." You can't miss it on your way to the 'submit' button.

I guess some people are just stupid like that. :/

****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

The Dog Bowl, by Smultronballe Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

Evidence: it shows a man excreting and urinating into a dog bowl

At 5/18/09 03:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Yea I saw it and the author comments were a dead giveaway. "I didn't make this, so yea." Clearly stolen.

The author admitting for a stolen Flash usually does mean that it should be flagged, but there's always the posibility that it's a trick, so you always have to be careful with your flagging, as I would know.

At 5/18/09 03:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 5951
Evidence: it shows a man excreting and urinating into a dog bowl

Not unsuitable.
Unsuitable is CP, beastiality, something from a shock site, etc.
That is just spammy.
Move along, gents, nothing to see here.

At 5/18/09 04:16 PM, Porkchop wrote: Not unsuitable.

Didn't think so. The scat collection is full of stuff like that.