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At 3/23/08 04:07 AM, Brick-top wrote: Anyway, did somebody say IT'S SNOWING!

I laughed at that and called you a sucker. Then it snowed here today.

Fuck karma.

karma's a bitch

So does this mean you're recruiting again? If so, I'd like to apply.

At 3/24/08 05:22 PM, DBlach wrote:

At 3/24/08 04:46 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 3/24/08 03:43 PM, DBlach wrote: Sirs *salutes* i have a question, what is the dept.'s idea about the tom fulp, adolf hitler, joseph stalin, and ash rapem flashes? i vote 0 on all of them but they still manage to pass, is this considered spam?

I must ask this first, do you watch every one of them and vote unbiased? Because making assumptions based on the title and the author is a highly discouraged habit. I would consider it spam but not to the extent that would call for a whistle.

of course i watch them all sir, but they are all the same just a pic of the aforementioned character with some music and occasionally the poorly animated loop

I agree that series is crap, and I see it as spam but there is nothing we can do except vote a zero and move on. Until other people see it as crap it will continue to pass into the portal. I think NG should have stricter rules on spam, but as we do not we must just live with it for now. Maybe I will sit and write a quality message to wade or tom on this subject.

In reply to TailsPrower I am glad to hear that you will not be leaving us anytime soon. LONG LIVE THE NGPD. Thanks for the answer.
*salute*

I agree that series is crap, and I see it as spam but there is nothing we can do except vote a zero and move on. Until other people see it as crap it will continue to pass into the portal. I think NG should have stricter rules on spam, but as we do not we must just live with it for now. Maybe I will sit and write a quality message to wade or tom on this subject.

In reply to TailsPrower I am glad to hear that you will not be leaving us anytime soon. LONG LIVE THE NGPD. Thanks for the answer.
*salute*

Thanks i'm glad we see eye to eye make sure that message is flawless
To blam and protect! *salutes*

At 3/24/08 06:01 PM, DBlach wrote: karma's a bitch

Ugh , tell me something i don't know. Sometimes i hate the spiritual order of the world , Othertimes i think spirits should have better things to do than run the heavenly branch of the "Make a Wish Foundation". Don't spirits ever just lay down on a fucking cloud and say "I've did my job so i guess i'm gonna nap for 100,000,000,000 years."?

I'm Sheepshifter, I'd very much like to join the NGPD, if I can.

I've been away from NG for a while, but now I'm getting back into it. I hope I can join in your honorable quest to clean up the portal.

At 3/24/08 07:29 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: I'm Sheepshifter, I'd very much like to join the NGPD, if I can.

Alright, you're in. You're posts could use a bit of depth and length, but we don't even get grammar from 14 year olds most of the time. If you need any clarification, just ask.

i'm fearing and anticipating with eagerness april fool's on newgrounds. last year i flagged 4 flashes in a row that were just flat out porn. I used to think i was out numbered out there with spam vids coming thru. but so long as the ngpd is around, i'm reassured that there are still members on this site that know what it means to be a member. :)

Do you have to be of police rank?

At 3/24/08 07:49 PM, Ajator wrote: Do you have to be of police rank?

Police or Portal Security, and 50 or more posts, and generally good posting quality. So sorry, you're not eligible.

Also, read the first post of this thread; we decided to make the new thread solely for the advantage of a descriptive first post, so it would probably be a good idea if you read it.

At 3/24/08 07:49 PM, Ajator wrote: Do you have to be of police rank?

yeah but portal security is sometimes acceptable

At 3/24/08 07:41 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: Alright, you're in. You're posts could use a bit of depth and length, but we don't even get grammar from 14 year olds most of the time. If you need any clarification, just ask.

Sweet, I knew grammar would pay off some day!

I do believe I've found a stolen submission.
Original: http://www.onlypoints.com/multiplayer_ga me.php?game_id=13
Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 1780
Flag the second, for the good of Newgrounds!

I just blammed that, like, a second ago.

the domain name is another website but you're right it's not the one you found

I'd like to ask the force what it's views on things like spammy Kitty Krew flashes are.

If we find one, should we post it here?

At 3/24/08 08:07 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: I'd like to ask the force what it's views on things like spammy Kitty Krew flashes are.

Watch, and vote what you feel it deserves. That's all any Newgrounder can do about spam in the Portal, since a lot of it technically doesn't break any rules. It's just stupid, but if there were a rule against stupid submissions there would be a lot less Saves and a lot more flags.

If we find one, should we post it here?

No. Didn't you read the part of the first post that said that we aren't the Blam Club? If every spam movie submitted was posted here, we would become a Post Count +1 club, and ramagi would repent of her decision to allow the new thread and lock it.

At 3/24/08 08:17 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: No. Didn't you read the part of the first post that said that we aren't the Blam Club? If every spam movie submitted was posted here, we would become a Post Count +1 club, and ramagi would repent of her decision to allow the new thread and lock it.

Ok, I have one more question though, is it okay to post stolen submissions here?

At 3/24/08 08:21 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: Ok, I have one more question though, is it okay to post stolen submissions here?

Yes. In fact it is recommended that you post them here, and also at the Elite Guard Barracks. I would also recommend that you post stolen submissions at Rage's Thread in Wi/Ht, just to make sure they get flagged by the guys there. A lot of people view that thread, some looking to clean up the site, and others looking to get Whistle points. If a submission breaks the rules, they'll be more than happy to blow it, if not primarily to get it off the site, then at the very least for the points.

At 3/24/08 08:26 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

Ok, that answers all my questions for the moment.

At 3/24/08 08:07 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: I'd like to ask the force what it's views on things like spammy Kitty Krew flashes are.

If we find one, should we post it here?

They suck and we should blam them all. End of story.

At 3/24/08 08:37 PM, AxeWarrior wrote: They suck and we should blam them all. End of story.

Not the official NGPD position, AxeWarrior. Although I'm certain that most of the people here don't like blatant spam movies, the official position has always been (as far as I've read) that the individual officer should watch, and vote what he feels the submission deserves.

At 3/24/08 09:06 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Not the official NGPD position, AxeWarrior. Although I'm certain that most of the people here don't like blatant spam movies, the official position has always been (as far as I've read) that the individual officer should watch, and vote what he feels the submission deserves.

Well said, soulmaster.

this was posted on the abusive review thread:
stolen
this is a game stolen, and then made crappy. Please find it in your internet heart to erase this from existence.

original

what do you guys think?

wow this turned into a triple post not a busy day on this thread anyways i've come to alert those of you who haven't already been notified of my necessary family vacation coming tomorrow so i will be incommunicado until Saturday. take care of the portal, to blam and protect! *salutes*

Woot, became Safety Patrol today.

At 3/25/08 03:38 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Woot, became Safety Patrol today.

Congrats! Almost to security guard and then you might become a member.

At 3/24/08 09:06 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 3/24/08 08:37 PM, AxeWarrior wrote: They suck and we should blam them all. End of story.

Not the official NGPD position, AxeWarrior. Although I'm certain that most of the people here don't like blatant spam movies, the official position has always been (as far as I've read) that the individual officer should watch, and vote what he feels the submission deserves.

I know that and that's the way i blam and save my movies. I was just giving my opinion on "the spammy kitty krew flashes".