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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 05:10 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 05:01 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: Anyway, I'd like to see what comes out of this because the way I see things is that we'll either get some half decent rosters, or if Isanimation is right there shall be a fight to the death

There will be some decent rosters and we will not fight to the death.....What would be fight about? And what would we have a rivalry about?
There rosters for gods sake. Not freaking gold!

At 5/3/09 05:01 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wasn't that already submitted a while back?

No, it has only just come out.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 05:42 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 02:29 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 5/3/09 02:15 PM, Brick-top wrote: Now I feel like the only person who's actually employed.
You probably the only person who IS employed. Haha. Apart from Krev as I know she has a job.
)

The funny part is next month I might be getting a weekend job to supplement my income. And yet I want to gain back my social life and not turn into a workaholic. But that can wait till mid-summer. Right now I need moneys.

GET A JOB YOU BUMS!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 05:48 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 05:42 PM, Brick-top wrote: GET A JOB YOU BUMS!

I will give you the answer to what i give most people when they say this to me.

I CAN NOT BE ARSED!

Thank you for you time.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:07 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 05:42 PM, Brick-top wrote: GET A JOB YOU BUMS!

Well I am a prostitute half-time, but I'm currently looking for a bit more stable of a career choice.

Like being a full-time drug addict.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:13 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 05:48 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I CAN NOT BE ARSED!

You dollbum.

You have no idea how relieving it is having an income and doing a job you actually like.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:13 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 06:07 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
Like being a full-time drug addict.

Sounds good, however a user who should be part of the policing dept. should not be under the influence of illegal drugs.

AMIRIGHT?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 06:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: You have no idea how relieving it is having an income and doing a job you actually like.

Thats just it though, there are no jobs I will actually like since I am at the end of school life. Haha. I've worked behind a bar, that was quite fun. However, I kept smashing glasses because people put them on top of one another and they got stuck, so I jammed them open and then smashed.....

Ooops.

If this is a double post. My bad.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:22 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 06:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: doing a job you actually like.

I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with this concept. Can grammar permit such a sequencing of words?


Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:34 PM Reply

I'm kind of inclined to agree with you Tails, being a busboy at a BBQ joint sucks ass!! But it is job security though. I just wish my boss wasn't such a hardass. >_>


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:44 PM Reply

I have a job I like :)

I only work Sundays during the school year, because I have running everday after school and meets on Saturdays. But it's a job as a DJ of the ISC ( international sports center ). So I basically chill, drink monster (which I'm trying to quit ), fuck with kids, and screw around. It's real easy / fun and pays okay. Well, only 7.25 an hour but I only have to pay for gas and video games right now :X


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:57 PM Reply

Have y'all seen or heard about NG ACHIEVEMENTS? This is one fucking hilarious thread. ^_^ Also, check this pic.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 07:40 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 06:22 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 5/3/09 06:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: doing a job you actually like.
I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with this concept. Can grammar permit such a sequencing of words?

Not all work places are unbearable with idiotic bosses and mind numbingly annoying peers.

Some (not many) are good environments to work in.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 07:59 PM Reply

****I AM A GRAMMAR NAZI****

this is just for lulz

That would be, "in which to work." Brick-Top.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 07:59 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That would be, "in which to work." Brick-Top.

You're going to look really silly walking home with two broken legs.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:26 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 06:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Have y'all seen or heard about NG ACHIEVEMENTS? This is one fucking hilarious thread. ^_^ Also, check this pic.

Holy shit, I havent seen this thread in forever!
*looks back with fondness...watching that fondness turn to disgust*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:28 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:05 PM, Brick-top wrote: You're going to look really silly walking home with two broken legs.

You're gonna look pretty insignificant when I pull down my pants.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:30 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:28 PM, Elder500 wrote:
At 5/3/09 08:05 PM, Brick-top wrote: You're going to look really silly walking home with two broken legs.
You're gonna look pretty insignificant when I pull down my pants.

You're gonna look pretty retarded for being discharged due to flaming.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:48 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:30 PM, yaboyrilla wrote:
At 5/3/09 08:28 PM, Elder500 wrote:
At 5/3/09 08:05 PM, Brick-top wrote: You're going to look really silly walking home with two broken legs.
You're gonna look pretty insignificant when I pull down my pants.
You're gonna look pretty retarded for being discharged due to flaming.

Apart from the fact my threats are about as serious as a Chris Rock joke shall this be an alt?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 08:50 PM Reply

You're one to talk. Only unless you're here to either observe or to post possible malicious/stolen/unsuitable flashes, you are not allowed to be here. NGPD rules. 400+ B/P and 50+ BBS posts of good quality. No one liners. B/P Rank has to at least be Portal Security.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 09:02 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're one to talk. Only unless you're here to either observe or to post possible malicious/stolen/unsuitable flashes, you are not allowed to be here. NGPD rules. 400+ B/P and 50+ BBS posts of good quality. No one liners. B/P Rank has to at least be Portal Security.

This person must be some sort of troll.

He has no blog entries, age or location. His 4 posts consist of him trying to be involved in discussions in several clubs. He seems like the type which will automatically assign himself membership without reading the clubs rule, talk for a while and then leave.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:28 PM, Elder500 wrote:
At 5/3/09 08:05 PM, Brick-top wrote: You're going to look really silly walking home with two broken legs.
You're gonna look pretty insignificant when I pull down my pants.

You're not wearing any ;)

You demanded a reply. Now let's get back into a discussion about flashyness before this can get out of hand.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 09:09 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're one to talk. Only unless you're here to either observe or to post possible malicious/stolen/unsuitable flashes, you are not allowed to be here. NGPD rules. 400+ B/P and 50+ BBS posts of good quality. No one liners. B/P Rank has to at least be Portal Security.

You must've been wanking it somewhere when I said I made a new account. Must be nice to know you're talking that way to one of the few people who control your membership.

OMG, not a one-liner.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 09:09 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 09:07 PM, Brick-top wrote: You're not wearing any ;)

I lol'd so hard I almost cried. :D

You demanded a reply. Now let's get back into a discussion about flashyness before this can get out of hand.

Looking at the portal, I'm seeing a huge increase in Hentai. Not any spammers.
Not necessarily a bad thing. ;)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 09:09 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Must be nice to know you're talking that way to one of the few people who control your membership.

Now THAT is a threat, and not the Chris Rock type.

Regarding the portal, I've decided to leave it for a day or two and hope it picks up.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 08:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Only unless you're here to either observe or to post possible malicious/stolen/unsuitable flashes, you are not allowed to be here.

Says who?

zomg one liner

Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:24 PM Reply

To Gu-rilla,

you friggin jerk!!

Anyway, aren't those rules stated quite clearly on the first page, Tails?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:34 PM Reply

At 5/3/09 10:24 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyway, aren't those rules stated quite clearly on the first page, Tails?

Show me and explain to me how non-members are forbidden to partake in our many random conversations like anyone else here.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:46 PM Reply

Slnt, please calm down, there was absolutely no need to call anyone a "friggin' jerk."

And fuck, if you're going to insult someone actually INSULT THEM.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 4th, 2009 @ 12:18 AM Reply

At 5/3/09 10:46 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Slnt, please calm down, there was absolutely no need to call anyone a "friggin' jerk."

It's okay, let him continue, he'll learn his lesson.

It's nice to now the NGPD's still as uptight as I left it.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. May. 4th, 2009 @ 12:23 AM Reply

Alright Elder, you had your fun, now quit dicking around. Unless this is you trying to get around something which you know you should not.


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