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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-04 22:13:54 Reply

ah, the box. funny story about the box. have to tell you some time.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 05:03:41 Reply

Sometimes...it gets crowded in the box. Stinky...smelly people...won't leave the box. The box...she doesn't want them there. Doesn't want. Them. THERE.

...The box heh-mm....The box is-is my friend, you see. Yes.

The Box...l-....Liiiiieeess.....

The box...is so......beautiful when it rains- Oh!

You cannot stop the box and I.

/bored

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 07:36:00 Reply

At 4/5/09 05:03 AM, Phobotech wrote: Sometimes...it gets crowded in the box. Stinky...smelly people...won't leave the box. The box...she doesn't want them there. Doesn't want. Them. THERE.

What kind of weird shit is that you speak of? Well must be either high or just severly bored or both which is very rare but does happen.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 08:04:35 Reply

Who are you trying to fool, I love Whoever?
That shit was funny.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 10:09:21 Reply

Nahh, just bored. Trying to outdo Salad Fingers at being Salad Fingers.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 10:38:45 Reply

You have all been suckered into the box.

Save yourselves before it's too late!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 11:03:29 Reply

At 4/5/09 10:38 AM, Brick-top wrote: You have all been suckered into the box.

Save yourselves before it's too late!

Oh, ill be doin more than just thinking inside the box.

Bring a towel, baby

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 11:14:28 Reply

Lulz. I love how I have a poster in my room that specifically says "Think Outside The Box" :D

/nerd

Oh, and I won't be here all day. Gotta go to my aunt's. See ya!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 11:26:18 Reply

At 4/5/09 11:14 AM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: Lulz. I love how I have a poster in my room that specifically says "Think Outside The Box" :D
/nerd
Oh, and I won't be here all day. Gotta go to my aunt's. See ya!

Peace, G.
On an unrelated note, I am also going to be gone all day. Im going to sit in my room and play Legend of Zelda: WW
*happeh faic*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 14:32:58 Reply

At 4/5/09 11:14 AM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: Oh, and I won't be here all day. Gotta go to my aunt's. See ya!

Bring some sleeping pills and a pillow.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 15:07:45 Reply

We has internet! I'm at my aunt's right now, studying AP Euro and being an internet junkie. Yay social lives!

/sarcasm
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 15:30:22 Reply

Sarcasm, not many people show it anymore. Good to know that people still know what it is. If you've ever heard of Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign" jokes, then you know you have an excellent base for use of sarcasm in any given situation that requires a "Here's Your Sign" joke.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 15:48:38 Reply

S1nt, if your claiming not many people use sarcasm, exactly how many posts have you read in this club?
I'm kidding, but seriously, most posts on NG are dripping wirth sarcasm. Excluding this one :p

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 15:54:45 Reply

At 4/5/09 03:48 PM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: S1nt, if your claiming not many people use sarcasm, exactly how many posts have you read in this club?
I'm kidding, but seriously, most posts on NG are dripping wirth sarcasm. Excluding this one :p

Has any interaction with me left you blind to sarcasm?
Seriously, im the most sarcastic guy I know.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 16:08:36 Reply

At 4/5/09 03:30 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sarcasm, not many people show it anymore.

Oh yeah because sarcasm is awesome in any situation.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 16:09:22 Reply

Damage to the pre-fontal lobe can inhibit or totally destroy one's ability to detect sarcasm.

Seriously.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 16:10:09 Reply

I don't know, I just don't see it in you, Crusher.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 16:24:52 Reply

At 4/5/09 04:09 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Damage to the pre-fontal lobe can inhibit or totally destroy one's ability to detect sarcasm.

Seriously.

And can cause impotence and hinder the senses.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 16:34:28 Reply

At 4/5/09 05:03 AM, Phobotech wrote: Sometimes...it gets crowded in the box. Stinky...smelly people...won't leave the box. The box...she doesn't want them there. Doesn't want. Them. THERE.

...The box heh-mm....The box is-is my friend, you see. Yes.

The Box...l-....Liiiiieeess.....
The box...is so......beautiful when it rains- Oh!

You cannot stop the box and I.

/bored

HAAHAHAAA!! That was fucking creepy as hell. I loved it!! lmfao!

Oh and for everyone in the NGPD, I believe this will be my last post for the week. I will try to stop in if I can. Thank you Crusher for volunteering. Please do not forget. No offense at all to you, SongSalad, I just know Crusher a little better ;p

Miss ya'll already! :)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 16:40:41 Reply

At 4/5/09 04:34 PM, sinskae wrote: Oh and for everyone in the NGPD, I believe this will be my last post for the week. I will try to stop in if I can.

I'll keep a cup of coffee warm for your return.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 17:23:58 Reply

Did you guys know Tom really needs you to be here?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 17:42:20 Reply

What are you talking about Brick? I really don't get it.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 18:03:43 Reply

At 4/5/09 05:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: What are you talking about Brick? I really don't get it.

Tom needs you to be a user of Newgrounds. Yes, I'm talking about you and every other person on this site.

I can go into detail.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 18:21:30 Reply

At 4/5/09 06:03 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/5/09 05:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: What are you talking about Brick? I really don't get it.
Yes, I'm talking about you and every other person on this site.

Well of course he does, if no one ever came to this site, there wouldn't be any companies that were willing to pay for their product to be advertised here. And if it was like that, the site wouldn't even have a revenue, thus leaving Tom with no money to better the site, let alone to keep it up and running.

I can go into detail.

Go on ahead, in case if I'm missing some kind of point that you're trying to make.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 18:24:08 Reply

At 4/5/09 06:03 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/5/09 05:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: What are you talking about Brick? I really don't get it.
Tom needs you to be a user of Newgrounds. Yes, I'm talking about you and every other person on this site.

I can go into detail.

No point in doing it, because everybody's favorite sex toy is gonna come in and explain how Tom needs each and every main-account user

If there werent any users here, then there would be no point for NG to exist, ergo, no publicity or dream for Tom.
If NG didnt exist, Tom wouldnt have set his name above the rest in terms of sensationalism with his flashes and the flashes that we, the base, submitted.
If NG didnt exist, Rig and Deckheadtottie wouldnt be the best crimebusting duo and Sirtom would've burned his school down.
If we didnt sign up (the NGPD (at it's current state)), spam and utter shit would run rampant until someone balled up and set up an equivalent to the NGPD, except without the banana raep, and a NGPD without banana raep is no NGPD at all.
If not a user bothered signing up in 1999, NG wouldnt be here, and our lives, as well as the admins lives would've been different, even drastically so.
Fo reals, yo.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 18:37:53 Reply

At 4/5/09 06:21 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Go on ahead, in case if I'm missing some kind of point that you're trying to make.

You didn't miss anything.

Ads.

Merchandise

publicity.

I have no doubt Tom is making a very nifty profit on our behalf. Yet there seems to be a very strange 'aura' on newgrounds giving people the impression he's doing us a favour by keeping this site up and running.

After April fools many of the regulars were very annoyed (yours truly included) I think it's time we remind Tom who's putting bread on his table.

If no one agree's I already did.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 18:48:35 Reply

Hear Hear, Brick, I totally agree. Why he had to "ban" us from the forums and "ban" us from viewing anything Mature or Adult rated I do not know. Also, it was really hard to see what was going down in the portal as far as judging submissions and seeing what had passed or what was on the verge of death. That was really irritating.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 18:54:23 Reply

At 4/5/09 04:24 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/5/09 04:09 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Damage to the pre-fontal lobe can inhibit or totally destroy one's ability to detect sarcasm.

Seriously.
And can cause impotence and hinder the senses.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 19:06:38 Reply

At 4/5/09 06:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hear Hear, Brick, I totally agree.

If we start a union I nominate myself for representative.

I promise to go 6 months before turning corrupt.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-05 19:18:16 Reply

Wow, sucks to be you, huh Crusher? lmao, at least none of us are stupid enough to insult the mods and get ourselves banned fro 30 days like that one moron.


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