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I masturbate to most of the characters featured in at least half of my game collection.

I shit my pants a little bit while playing Simpson's Hit and Run...I just didn't wanna get up..it was just too good....

I've been on the final boss of Link's Awakening for the past 7 years. I can not beat it and refuse to look up how to beat it. I will not play another Zelda game, nor have I until I beat this one. I prefer to fly around underneath my chicken than attempt to beat the boss. :(

I gave my friend a bad controller so I could look good against him in melee.

In Resident Evil 4, I have to let my sister beat the water room for me.

I lost my Pikmin along with Twilight Princess...

I tell people I complete games really quickly, usually about a day.

I just go on easy mode. That or use action reply cheats.

My interest in single player games is dwindling.

As much as I try, and think "hmmm this game probably just isn't that good" and saying that to Mario Galaxy is pretty much the final straw. I'm basically in denial; the last single player game I enjoyed was Shadow of the Colossus, and that was so different that it's in a league of its its own. I only seem to get enjoyment out of multi-player or online games. Growing up sucks, I miss being so into Ocarina of time and shit. :(

At 3/21/08 11:08 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I've been on the final boss of Link's Awakening for the past 7 years. I can not beat it and refuse to look up how to beat it. I will not play another Zelda game, nor have I until I beat this one. I prefer to fly around underneath my chicken than attempt to beat the boss. :(

Ugh, I can't even find the 8th Dungeon...

I have yet to like a single Metal Gear Solid game.

At 3/21/08 11:15 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote:

At 3/21/08 11:08 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I've been on the final boss of Link's Awakening for the past 7 years. I can not beat it and refuse to look up how to beat it. I will not play another Zelda game, nor have I until I beat this one. I prefer to fly around underneath my chicken than attempt to beat the boss. :(

Ugh, I can't even find the 8th Dungeon...

Wait, no, I beat that game. I was thinking of a Link to the Past.

Spoilers: It was all a dream.

At 3/21/08 11:17 PM, superstatguy wrote: I have yet to like a single Metal Gear Solid game.

They're not that bad..

It is intense if it is your first time playing it.

At 3/21/08 11:19 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 3/21/08 11:17 PM, superstatguy wrote: I have yet to like a single Metal Gear Solid game.

They're not that bad..

It is intense if it is your first time playing it.

I have actually tried (at different times over the years) to play 1, 2, and 3. I did not like any of them......

At 3/21/08 11:22 PM, superstatguy wrote:

At 3/21/08 11:19 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 3/21/08 11:17 PM, superstatguy wrote: I have yet to like a single Metal Gear Solid game.

They're not that bad..

It is intense if it is your first time playing it.

I have actually tried (at different times over the years) to play 1, 2, and 3. I did not like any of them......

I think 3 was the best out of the 3 but it was the recent one that game out...

At 3/21/08 11:17 PM, superstatguy wrote: I have yet to like a single Metal Gear Solid game.

I see your confession and raise you this: I've never played a metal gear solid game.

I have no desire to watch GodFather and don't see the appeal....OH videogames.

WoW soooo damn boring. Kill bunnies for 10 hours then the game gets fun! This is 50 bucks for the game then 15 bucks every month you want to play. What kinda mind fuck is that?

At 3/21/08 11:23 PM, life wrote:

At 3/21/08 11:17 PM, superstatguy wrote: I have yet to like a single Metal Gear Solid game.

I see your confession and raise you this: I've never played a metal gear solid game.

I raise you, played one metal gear solid game and vows to never play another again.

At 3/21/08 11:24 PM, ZenGaijin wrote: WoW soooo damn boring. Kill bunnies for 10 hours then the game gets fun! This is 50 bucks for the game then 15 bucks every month you want to play. What kinda mind fuck is that?

I was addicted to WoW for about 16 hours when I had a 10 day free trial over the summer. The 16 hours I spent playing the game happened over the first 4 days.

I then told my friends I loved the game and thought about buying it just to fit in :(

I never got a chance to finish The Legend Of Zelda: the O of T
that suxs.....

What happend at the end?

At 3/21/08 10:31 PM, liquidfire666 wrote: Heres a really bad one....When i played legend of zelda for the first time (i was about 10) i thought Links name was Zelda beacuse my brother played half o it i never knew so i beat the game thinking Zelda was Links name

i did the same thing T_T i'm so ashamed. also, i never got past the first disc of FFVII 'till this day. I'm sure i have more, but this is the worst.

I still haven't finished the original Metal Gear Solid. I want to but I had to buy a used copy offline, it turns out that the copy I got doesn't work when you have to put in the second disc.
But I'm probably going to buy the MGS: Essential Collection so I can get the re-release of Metal Gear Solid.

I MUST CONFESS......I'VE NEVER PLAYED A FINAL FANTASY GAME:(

1. I never beat Halo 2 or Halo 3
2. I played Sonic Mega Collection so much that I can no longer play Sonic games anymore.
3. I never owned Super Mario 64. But I have played it.
4. I have Pokemon Puzzle League.
5. I constantly used cheat codes in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater in order to win.
6. I can't find first person shooters fun anymore.

Another confession...

I love the Megaman Battle Network series and the Star Force series, even though they are considered to be shit. I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of Star Force 2.

I am a recovering WoW addict, and I have never played the original Half-Life

I never completed any of my gta games apart from gta3.

I honestly have none.

Unless you consider lying too people in school saying I like Halo too sound cool is included.

To this day I still love a game of Zoo Tycoon.. *sigh*

At 3/22/08 12:12 AM, Punxx wrote: To this day I still love a game of Zoo Tycoon.. *sigh*

Yeah, I just got done building a new zoo... So I feel you man.

I also swear that Ness is my favorite character from the Super Smash Brothers series, but I use Pikachu more (and I'm actually better with him).

I have another confession. When I was quite a bit younger I sold my N64 and all its games (It had some good ones) to Gamestop for some money to get more PS2 games. I also did the same with my all of my Gameboys, my DS, my Super NES, and my Gamecube (although that last one may have been a good thing). And for all that I sold I didn't get very much.