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BrooklynBrett
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"Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 12:22:09 Reply

So I'm launching a brand new "Ask Jesus" advice column on My Website.

To participate, click here to e-mail Jesus.

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 12:26:46 Reply

Could I ask him if mcdonalds is better than burgerking?

Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!...
but now you frown. A pity. Smiling is healthier.

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 12:27:42 Reply
At 3/20/08 12:26 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: Could I ask him if mcdonalds is better than burgerking?

Anything you like.

Also, if that painting is any indication, Jesus had some fucking TINY hands.

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 12:28:11 Reply

I'll ask him if he's the real thing.

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 12:29:04 Reply

Why are you portraying Jesus as a white man?

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 12:30:56 Reply
At 3/20/08 12:29 PM, Testicle wrote: Why are you portraying Jesus as a white man?

As black people do not exist.

When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 13:29:02 Reply

can you keep all the website whoring to one thread? Thanks.

Epic lock.<> Figumentum says what we're all thinking.<>999 is better.

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 13:30:57 Reply
At 3/20/08 01:29 PM, Bullion wrote: can you keep all the website whoring to one thread? Thanks.

I would have liked to see that post made by Paradox.

When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:06:09 Reply
At 3/20/08 12:30 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 3/20/08 12:29 PM, Testicle wrote: Why are you portraying Jesus as a white man?
As black people do not exist.

Jesus is all races.

Faggot!

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:40:03 Reply
At 3/20/08 03:06 PM, zen-zen wrote: Jesus is all races.

I'm not sure your image matches your message.

If I was using that rainbow jesus thing, i'd say "Jesus is here. Jesus is queer. Get used to it."

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:42:42 Reply
At 3/20/08 03:06 PM, zen-zen wrote:
At 3/20/08 12:30 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 3/20/08 12:29 PM, Testicle wrote: Why are you portraying Jesus as a white man?
As black people do not exist.
Jesus is all races.

Except red and violet. Why isn't any part of him red or violet? Oh, I know. BECAUSE HE'S FUCKIN' RACIST!

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:44:45 Reply
At 3/20/08 03:40 PM, BrooklynBrett wrote: I'm not sure your image matches your message.

If I was using that rainbow jesus thing, i'd say "Jesus is here. Jesus is queer. Get used to it."

I didn't feel like Photoshoping an afro, chopsticks, sombrero, and a mayonaise jar.

Faggot!

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:45:26 Reply

Was your dad high when he made the platypus?

a nice short story

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:46:07 Reply
At 3/20/08 03:44 PM, zen-zen wrote:
At 3/20/08 03:40 PM, BrooklynBrett wrote: I'm not sure your image matches your message.

If I was using that rainbow jesus thing, i'd say "Jesus is here. Jesus is queer. Get used to it."
I didn't feel like Photoshoping an afro, chopsticks, sombrero, and a mayonaise jar.

Why the fuck not?

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Response to "Ask Jesus" Advice Column 2008-03-20 15:51:17 Reply

no such jesus you speak of.

its all pretty lame for one man to have his name so popular for all these centuries...

just for get him already.....

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