How to Handle Annoying Spammers

[StCyril]

E.G. 1

AIM: Chain Spammers

Spammer: BAM! You just got hit with an arrow now send it to 20 people or Cupid will hate you!

Me: BAM! You just got hit with a warning button!

Spammer: WTF!? Why?

Me: I dunno, I guess God hates you, why else would you have enough time to annoy people with spam?

Spammer: BAM! You just got blocked!

E.G. 2

Nigerian Spammer

See: Screw with a Nigerian Scammer

E.G. 3

Email Spammer

How would you like to win a million dollars? Just fill out the attached form and return it for your chance! (Form asks for all the info needed to steal identity.)

Well how can one turn up a chance to win a million dollars? Reply to email with the attachment appearing to be the form, but is infact a "hello kitty" virus that begins to replicate itself at an accelerated rate throughout the perps computer. Within minutes the computer is swamped with hundreds of "Hello Kitty" signs. In fact, every time the user deletes one, ten more are replicated in its place!

How are my chances now!?

E.G. 4

The sex fiend

Fiend: Want to see a pic of my cock?

Me (posing as a female): I would rather see you on cam.

Fiend: Oh ok!

Me: yeah baby, do a strip dance for me!

Fiend: (Does really wierd dance) Ok baby ur turn.

Me: Blocks fiend, posts video on youtube... deleted a week later... AFTER A COUPLE THOUSAND HITS!!!!!

[q13qew]

Lol this thing kind of helps thanks dude

[Ravicious]

You can send their PRECIOUS spam back to their smug faces.

[Future-Mass-Murderer]

For number one that is A great example. I always do that.

[StCyril]

At 3/20/08 02:40 AM, Future-Mass-Murderer wrote: For number one that is A great example. I always do that.

yeah I just really wanted to piss that bitch off!

[StCyril]

At 3/20/08 02:35 AM, Ravicious wrote: You can send their PRECIOUS spam back to their smug faces.

.... please explain??

[OwnageGiy223]

I thought the best way was to grab there cock, say something about it being over 9000(!!!!!!!!), then inform a mod.

[levusbevus]

Whee thanks! I'll try this out on those people that try "put 23 american monies" into my bank account through e-mail.

[Ragnarokia]

Block them.

[StCyril]

At 3/20/08 04:12 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Block them.

now wheres the fun in that!?

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/20/08 04:30 AM, StCyril wrote:

At 3/20/08 04:12 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Block them.

now wheres the fun in that!?

In the block.

[Gergaloth]

lol @ 4, Im gonna try that.

[StCyril]

At 3/20/08 04:32 AM, Gergaloth wrote: lol @ 4, Im gonna try that.

yeah its always a crowd pleaser!

[MissingNYC]

just block em... its not that hard....

[StCyril]

At 3/20/08 04:57 AM, MissingNYC wrote: just block em... its not that hard....

As previously stated, its not that fun either!

[StCyril]

At 3/20/08 04:32 AM, Gergaloth wrote: lol @ 4, Im gonna try that.

Hey let me know how it works out btw, it should be good!!!

[Timmy]

Where the heck did you get that hello kitty virus? Sounds like a terrible thing to do to someone, spammer or not.

[StCyril]

At 4/18/08 02:07 AM, Timmy wrote: Where the heck did you get that hello kitty virus? Sounds like a terrible thing to do to someone, spammer or not.

It ruined my buddy's Laptop, I managed to get a copy of it on to a CD, Isolate it making it a bit less volitile... or at least dormant and then unleashed it in an email.

[Orange-Jews]

or you can just ignore spam..

[StCyril]

At 4/18/08 02:11 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: or you can just ignore spam..

Where is the logistics in that? If you ignore spam it just keeps coming. It will haunt you until the end of your days... all the porn adds, ID theft, false offers of love, where does it end, I ask you, WHERE DOES IT END!? NO!!! We have made too many concessions, too many compromises, and too much software bogging down the processor speeds of our computers and emptying our wallets. The line must be drawn here. Think about it, if everyone retaliated against just one spam message they got, what kind of damage would that do? A lot of good I think. Plus, ITS FUNNY!!!