Corny Jokes

[Sawke]

Do you know, have, or heard any jokes that make people say "fucking stupid."
This kid came to school with a shirt that said "fuck bush" so i asked him " why do you support fucking bushy genitals?" i forget how many people smacked me on the head for that.

[VespeneGas]

Hi Sawke, how was your day?

[Dagamerextreame]

I have heard some one say that the chiken crossed the road to fuck your mother

[Sawke]

At 3/19/08 07:20 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Hi Sawke, how was your day?

STFU its not funny or ever was. Why haven't you been banned? you are getting stupid post counts for that shit.

[Haynesyb0y]

What do you call a sad plum?

A glum.

[tekcos]

At 3/19/08 07:21 PM, Dagamerextreame wrote: I have heard some one say that the chiken crossed the road to fuck your mother

I also like;
I heard your mom was dead because I fucked her so many times.

At 3/19/08 07:21 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 3/19/08 07:20 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Hi Sawke, how was your day?

STFU its not funny or ever was. Why haven't you been banned? you are getting stupid post counts for that shit.

I don't get it? What joke did I miss out on?

[videogamer0810]

At 3/19/08 07:21 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 3/19/08 07:20 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Hi Sawke, how was your day?

STFU its not funny or ever was. Why haven't you been banned? you are getting stupid post counts for that shit.

Haha. What the hell are you getting worked up about?

Seriously, I have no idea.

[Ragnarokia]

Knock knock

[VespeneGas]

At 3/19/08 07:24 PM, tekcos wrote:

At 3/19/08 07:21 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 3/19/08 07:20 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Hi Sawke, how was your day?

STFU its not funny or ever was. Why haven't you been banned? you are getting stupid post counts for that shit.

I don't get it? What joke did I miss out on?

Sawke makes so many threads about herself, so I post that in every new topic of hers.

[slackerzac]

You wanna know something really funny? Your face. lol

[Dagamerextreame]

At 3/19/08 07:24 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Knock knock

ahahahaha
Awsome arnold

[Grind]

Someone was talking about tobacco company's and they said

"Guess how much corporations spend for stores to display their cigarettes? 70 Million dollers"

and I was like "Thats almost enough to buy gas"

I thought it was pretty good

[videogamer0810]

At 3/19/08 07:24 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Knock knock

Who's the<gets shot in the stomach by a machine gun>

[videogamer0810]

At 3/19/08 07:25 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Sawke makes so many threads about herself, so I post that in every new topic of hers.

Hm, okay. Well, in all seriousness, I believe that harrassing members is against the rules, so you should probably quit before it bites you in the ass.

[Sawke]

At 3/19/08 07:25 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

Sawke makes so many threads about herself, so I post that in every new topic of hers.

I can't give a FUCKING example? i ask the question then i give an example of what caused me to ask such a question. It's fucking annoying, no ones laughing, and it's bullshit how you are gaining a higher post count on such nonsense.

[greensucksbluerules]

LOL!

[JaY11]

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he says 'ouch'.

kekekekeke.

[VespeneGas]

At 3/19/08 07:29 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 3/19/08 07:25 PM, VespeneGas wrote: Sawke makes so many threads about herself, so I post that in every new topic of hers.

Hm, okay. Well, in all seriousness, I believe that harrassing members is against the rules, so you should probably quit before it bites you in the ass.

I really don't care if I get banned. Sorry if that sounded hXc. Look through my post history. I obviously don't care about the BBS, seeing as how the only thing I ever post is meaningless shit. I'm not looking for intellectual stimulation. I'm just here to have a place where I can be a dumbass. Or an asshole. Actually, both.

At 3/19/08 07:32 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 3/19/08 07:25 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

Sawke makes so many threads about herself, so I post that in every new topic of hers.

I can't give a FUCKING example? i ask the question then i give an example of what caused me to ask such a question. It's fucking annoying, no ones laughing, and it's bullshit how you are gaining a higher post count on such nonsense.

You can certainly give examples to further the discussion, but every single topic you make is about yourself. It's funny, combined with the fact that you come off a psychotic super-cunt most of the time. You're competely oblivious to the fact that with every story of schoolyard follies you post, you come off as a blithering humanoid-like being. And it's not a social injustice that I'm gaining posts. So I have a few extra pixels below my username, it doesn't mean anything. Anyone who can put half a brain cell into overdrive knows that.

[greenfaerie4]

I've got one! So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

[KingsHighway]

One day I wanted to hear some jokes about americas practice target, the white man. So I got a few people to tell me some and . . . well it goes like This:
"knock Knock"
"whos there?"
"White Guy"
"White guy who?"
"Who cares, whitey can't dance!"
And lets not forget my favorite; "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "why?" "cuz everybody knows whitey can't ball"
Its supposed to be funny cuz its true, but it just didn't seem to have that kick

[mikel33405]

a blonde walks into a bar...ouch

[Briky101]

A MUSHROOM WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER
THE BARTENDER SAYS ARE YOU A MUSHROOM BECAUSE WE DON'T SERVE MUSHROOMS HERE
THE MUSHROOM SAYS "NO, I'M A FUNJI, DO YOU SERVE FUN GUYS?"

[CNRHKick]

Wanna know a funny name?
Ben Dover.

[Bonemancer]

At 3/19/08 08:39 PM, CNRHKick wrote: Wanna know a funny name?
Ben Dover.

oh i got one too wilma fangerstank, oliver clothoff, and al coholic

[Fim]

sitting on a bench in a public park are 3 frail old women. A naked man walks over to them brandishing his willy in a truely shokcing and vulgar manner, 2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

[UfaKefe]

This guy came out of a dentist office after an appointment and some other guy approched him. He asked, "Do you know what time it is?" The first guy replies, "It's tooth hurty."

[de-cider]

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender and order two beers. Reluctantly the barman says 'Alright i'll serve you... But don't start anything.'

Ba dom dish.

[austin]

So there was a grasshopper next to a man. The man stepped on the grasshopper. EDN.

[MetalDart]

Did you blow bubbles as a kid?

Well, he's coming back to town.

[Chaz-o]

Knock, knock.

who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

ORANGE you glad i didnt say banana?

HAHAHAHA