Whats with Chicks/Guys?

[zero-gravity]

Im really not understanding the thoughts and actions of my own kind.

My FAQ: btw im a guy

chicks:

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them?
2. Why do they want to be bi?
3. Why are they so random?
4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day?
5. Why do they like anime so much?

Guys:

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.
2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?
3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far
4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.
5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.

These are just my thoughts on the subject. In my opinion we have a pretty fucked up race.

[dark-crow07]

In the great words of Slipknot

People = Shit

[Testicle]

Guys:
1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.

They're nice!

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?

I don't..

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far

I don't..

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.

LOL i don't..

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.

I have an average size penis..

Dude your stereotypes are bullshit

[crazyperson3]

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them? because we have fun doing that to people :P
2. Why do they want to be bi? because it makes them feel more accepted by guys
3. Why are they so random? its fun!
4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day? PMS
5. Why do they like anime so much? we think it looks cute :)

[wtfyourface]

chicks:

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them?

I don't know.

2. Why do they want to be bi?

Not all do.

3. Why are they so random?

Because we can be.

4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day?

Oh god, because we're so dramatic. Drama, drama, drama.

5. Why do they like anime so much?

Anime men > Real life men

[LunarTwilight]

At 3/19/08 06:06 PM, dark-crow07 wrote: In the great words of Slipknot

dark-crow07 = Piece of Shit that can't explain his feelings toward people in an inteligent way, but rather uses a shit song by an overrated band as a one-liner to increase his post count

Fixed.

[sqrage]

All your retarded questions about guys show that you've never had a girlfriend, otherwise you'd understand each and everyone of the them.

and about the Why do girls wanna be bi question, it's cuz girls are fucking hot.

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/19/08 06:04 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Im really not understanding the thoughts and actions of my own kind.

My FAQ: btw im a guy

chicks:

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them?

Sterotypical

2. Why do they want to be bi?

What? Since when.

3. Why are they so random?

Because people are random by nature.

4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day?

Humanity is scum.

5. Why do they like anime so much?

I know of no girls other than myself who like it.

Guys:

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.

Boys like breasts

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?

Good ones don't.

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far

They don't.

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.

Because having someone to support you is good.

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.

Oh shut up.

You are an idiot who has sterotyped people and not even said any good qualities that exist, all what you have stated is incorrect as well. You fail at life, pass go but don't collect the £200 as you have no presence.

[Yiffy]

At 3/19/08 06:06 PM, dark-crow07 wrote: In the great words of Slipknot

People = Shit

Thus Slipknot is shit.

[Mista-Manuva-San]

At 3/19/08 06:08 PM, crazyperson3 wrote:

A load of shit.

Why do you insist on making it clear you're female? no one cares.

Every post you make is only posted in the hopes that you'll be worshipped, just because you're a girl.

Piss off, and whore for attention somewhere else.

[aquaticmole]

At 3/19/08 06:08 PM, wtfyourface wrote:

Anime men > Real life men

lol

[chaw]

At 3/19/08 06:10 PM, Yiffy wrote:

At 3/19/08 06:06 PM, dark-crow07 wrote: In the great words of Slipknot

People = Shit

Thus Slipknot is shit.

post of the day. first genuine laugh out loud for a good few hours.

[pivot11]

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.

Are you retarded?

[DemonX123]

At 3/19/08 06:08 PM, wtfyourface wrote:

5. Why do they like anime so much?

Anime men > Real life men

So uh, you'd prefer to daydream over something that you'll never see in RL and will never exist? That's worse than people who like naruto hentai...

[patm1313]

chicks:

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them?

Mood flashes.

2. Why do they want to be bi?

Attention

3. Why are they so random?

Mood flashes

4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day?

A.K.A Frenemies.

5. Why do they like anime so much?

Idk, it turns them on.

Guys:

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.

IDk, instinct.

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?

It takes 3 to party.

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far

Man instinct, hereby refered to as manstinct.

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.

THEY WANT SEX!!!

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.

This is ovious. The ape with the biggest dick is always the ape tribe leader. Manstinct.

These are just my thoughts on the subject. In my opinion we have a pretty fucked up race.

[mastermalpass]

Look at Animals. that'll answer the male questions.

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.
We don't have them, and they're cusiony.

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?
There is usually only one male in a territoy filled with females (you only need one as well).

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far
One always wants to seem the best, Deer for instance, will fight for a mate.

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.
We want to try and seem 'nice' to them, to earn their 'respect'.

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.
Symbol of power and manliness (I GUESS! :S)

[Kiddmeizter]

Guys that suck up to Girls fail so hard.

[Thesuit11]

At 3/19/08 06:10 PM, Yiffy wrote:

At 3/19/08 06:06 PM, dark-crow07 wrote: In the great words of Slipknot

People = Shit

Thus Slipknot is shit.

Have my babies.

[zero-gravity]

wow with all the negative comments I'm getting for some a few honest questions.... no seriously why are people getting so pissed off? I don't see how i have done anything wrong. Im just asking Newgrounds questions based off of the things I've seen and experienced in my lifetime that i just don't understand. Seriously can you blame a guy for trying to understand HIS OWN FUCKING KIND?? For those of you who are thinking about the guy section as just a stereotype of jocks or pricks, your wrong.

Why do guys have to compete?

Real life experience: Halo.... no other words needed

Why do they like boobs so much?

Believe me you dont need to be a jock to like boobs. I have plenty of unpopular and unmuscular friends who are into boobs

Why do they want to have huge dicks.

(read above and change a few words)

Why do they want to have multiple girlfriends?

I have already realized the answer to this question: because it makes them look cool.

Why do they let girls control them?

Ive seen a guy turn down his friend who asked for $5 and then give $20 to some girl he barely knew.

[zero-gravity]

makes them look cool?

sorry look isnt a good word. Seem is a better word

[NeonFlame126]

At 3/19/08 06:04 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Guys:

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.

Queer. No, but it's INNATE.

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?

For major props

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far

It gets you a mate with rams, so it must work to some degree.

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.

To get in good with them, so you have a better chance of getting a girlfriend, which eventually means BOOBS!

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.

INNATE, also, respect.

These are just my thoughts on the subject. In my opinion we have a pretty fucked up race.

No shit, sherlock.

[Thesuit11]

Most guys are assholes.

Most girls are drama filled whores.

/thread

[wtfyourface]

At 3/19/08 06:16 PM, DemonX123 wrote:

At 3/19/08 06:08 PM, wtfyourface wrote:

5. Why do they like anime so much?

Anime men > Real life men

So uh, you'd prefer to daydream over something that you'll never see in RL and will never exist? That's worse than people who like naruto hentai...

Everyone has their own preference's, it just so happens that they have the ability to turn me on more than most real life men do. Call me sad, but whatever.

[PennyPigtails]

Hm,
Your sterotypes about females makes me feel bad for being a girl..
I don't relate to anything you mentioned about females.
Not every girl is a like..
Nor is every boy a like.

[GoForthAndDie]

Hmmm...
Here we have a genius in his own right...
But thats not gonna stop the flames.

[Ansel]

Every single one of these questions is basically a hurtful stereotype :C

[saqwert]

At 3/19/08 06:04 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Im really not understanding the thoughts and actions of my own kind.

chicks:

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them?

They fake it so they can appeal to the popular kids.

2. Why do they want to be bi?

Because they believe that is what boys like

3. Why are they so random?
4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day?

Teenage drama

5. Why do they like anime so much?

They dont, unless theyre nerds or dikes

Guys:

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive.

Pussy
Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.
Pussy

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?

Multiple sexings

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.

So they can get sex

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick?

Why not, that would be awesome!
I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.
Pussy

overall, youre a freak

[Haynesyb0y]

Why do we like boobs so much? WHY DO WE LIKE BOOBS SO MUCH!

(.)(.)=^_^

[zero-gravity]

At 3/19/08 07:20 PM, Haynesyb0y wrote: Why do we like boobs so much? WHY DO WE LIKE BOOBS SO MUCH!

(.)(.)=^_^

That honestly doesnt answer my question. Kutos to users who have given me a logical explanation.

[CefyJr]

1. Why do they act slutty and then when you say hi to them act like you raped them?

They don't.

2. Why do they want to be bi?

They don't.

3. Why are they so random?

Certain girls are, certain girls aren't. I suppose the random ones just think that's funny.

4. Why do they back-stab each other and then become friends all in one day?

Because you watch too many teen movies.

5. Why do they like anime so much?

About 1/5th of them probably do. Most girls don't like anime.

Guys:

1.Why do they like boobs so much? I dont see how 2 sacks of milk and fat are attractive. Im not saying i dont like them im saying that they dont contribute to attractiveness.

Go through puberty, then you will find out. But, I will say that a good face is MUCH more important than good boobs.

2. Why do they try to go out with multiple chicks?

Again, stop watching teen movies.

3. How come they always have to compete? I mean butting heads mindlessly isnt going to get them very far

Makes you feel manly.

4. Why do guys suck up to girls? I dont know about you but i dont let girls control me.

Because some girls can just hypnotize you with their puppy dog eyes. I try to resist it, though.

5. Why do they feel the need to have a huge dick? I dont know about you but I think it would be plain disgusting to have a 5ft. long dick.

I don't know, I'll give you that one. But I'm sure most guys don't want a 5 footer. Maybe just 8" or so.