$3000? That's a lot of cash. I can picture you pulling it out of a large sack of money with "internet" written across it, then laughing as you adjust your crystal monocle, put on your top hat and suit jacket, pick up your oak cane, and head out to polo. I envy you.
I know absolutely nothing about politics, religion, or the meaning of life, but I know I don't know that, and that's how I know I'm smart. You know?