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At 3/14/08 08:02 AM, StickyWicky wrote: Irony?

Irony.

yep, its the douchebags, most of us only do it when you americans start on us, its still funny though

I'm so sad that i'm British, we don't get Midgets on TV like this over here..

Oh..

Everyone bashes America. Not just the english.

the Irish too

At 3/14/08 08:10 AM, carbonwater wrote: This is very true.
Whenever I watch a Brit comedy (which is very rarely) the live audience is pissing themselfs with laugher every five seconds.
And i'm sitting there going "What the fuck is so funny?"

You should know that ANY show with a live audience sucks balls. And any with canned laughter at that. But I do think most Americans just don't know what our comedy is like.

Just look at the British and American versions of the office.

Now let's talk about the industrial revolution.

Stereotyping is fun when its us V.S. them. Almost everytime someone post a topic like this,there always a fight?

I win Because my Country, Iceland, is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, Making me Neutral.

But America is bigger and we can easily conqure you

At 3/14/08 07:50 AM, FalconPunch wrote:

How about this? Why don't you try using a goddamn toothbrush or something. Is it everyone or just the faggots masturbating to Sonic?

*sigh* And by knocking off us Brits, that makes you just as bad as the small number of British trolls on these forums.

Troll.

At 3/14/08 09:50 AM, lilboy50 wrote: But America is bigger and we can easily conqure you

Well America does have like 69247957623498563456 Miles of Desert in Between Cities, So It's only Geographically larger, While Britain has no Desert.

I'm neutral in this Argument, I can say anything I want.

At 3/14/08 09:50 AM, lilboy50 wrote: But America is bigger and we can easily conqure you

American can't even conquer Iraq. :\

At 3/14/08 09:52 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Well America does have like 69247957623498563456 Miles of Desert in Between Cities, So It's only Geographically larger, While Britain has no Desert.

Wow, good thing I don't live in America.

Oh wait, I do, and there are no deserts within a thousand miles of my house.

Just for the record...
US population: 300,000,000
UK population: 60,000,000

At 3/14/08 09:50 AM, lilboy50 wrote: But America is bigger and we can easily conqure you

like you've conquered the english language?

At 3/14/08 10:28 AM, Bullion wrote: like you've conquered the english language?

Goddamn right.

There's no U in color.

At 3/14/08 10:25 AM, subpar wrote: Just for the record...
US population: 300,000,000
UK population: 60,000,000

Have you seen the size of the UK? That's an awfully large population in one small area.

The Americans are fighting the Brits again???

ITT: Insecure Americans bashing the British because we're always giving reasons as to why we're better.

Oh, and WAH WAH WAH OMFG THAT BRITISH GUY BASHED AN AMERICAN, BRITISH PEOPLE MUST BE PRICKS BECAUSE THAT ONE SINGLE GUY BASHED HIM OMFG.

Although, this topic still has some validity left until cellardoor6 decides to step in.

At 3/14/08 12:12 PM, Paradox wrote: Although, this topic still has some validity left until cellardoor6 decides to step in.

I am chuckling at what a pathetic Brit you are, as you can see from
unrealiable source #1, the US produces 5000% more corn than the United Kingdom. Perhaps you were just so jealous of how great American is that you thought you could try to say you were better.
Let's not forget about irrelevant news article #563 in which an Brit fell over into a puddle. I can't believe that all Brits are so stupid that they all fall into puddles all the time, perhaps it was your disgusting teeth impairing your vision.
I'm a citizen of the United States, the same United States which kicked your ass in War from hundreds of years ago. Just because I wasn't alive when this happened doesn't mean I'm not awesome for being part of the country which won.
I also have a sweet american car, awesome guns and have sex with girls nightly.
I think I've proved why I'm better than you seeing as my post is so long and obviously right because of it.

- cellardoor6

At 3/14/08 12:12 PM, Paradox wrote: Although, this topic still has some validity left until cellardoor6 decides to step in.

I'll provide you with numerous links to small novels that, when read, will prove to you beyond a doubt that anyone who isn't an American is a direct descendant of a foreigner and, therefore, inbred and less cultured.

Here's a picture of me with a gun.

At 3/14/08 12:21 PM, WilliWowza wrote: - cellardoor6

I love you far more than words can express.

You are just making yourself look stupid by asking whether a nation of millions of people are all internet trolls

At 3/14/08 12:27 PM, Paradox wrote:

At 3/14/08 12:21 PM, WilliWowza wrote: - cellardoor6

I love you far more than words can express.

Hear hear.

They are called 'South London' people, the rest of Britain is cool

At 3/14/08 12:46 PM, Benjovi wrote: They are called 'South London' people, the rest of Britain is cool

I disagree.

At 3/14/08 07:51 AM, BobbyGainsbourg wrote:

At 3/14/08 07:50 AM, FalconPunch wrote: Are they all egotistical pricks? Every internet forum I've ever been on it has some douch bag bashing America because he thinks he's all cool like that. Always saying that we're different and therefore stupid. "Americans are all fat and ugly, why don't they ever get off the damn couch once in awhile?" How about this? Why don't you try using a goddamn toothbrush or something. Is it everyone or just the faggots masturbating to Sonic?

yeah man, fuck i hate douchebags who bash people just because they're from other countries and therefore different. FUCK I HATE THEM THOSE BRITS WHAT LOSERS

hahahaha

Hey racists.You wanna get insulting about other nations-bring it on. I have a whole vocabulary of insults aboiut americans wo watch it dick.

At 3/14/08 01:07 PM, silverman10 wrote: Hey racists.You wanna get insulting about other nations-bring it on. I have a whole vocabulary of insults aboiut americans wo watch it dick.

People hate the English because it's faggots like you who give the "opposition" reason to hate us.

Just shut up.

At 3/14/08 12:59 PM, Jezuz wrote: Because REAL MEN suicide attack planes into the side of ships. Open your eyes. LOL WOOPS.

There were no Kamikaze attacks at Pearl Harbor you silly.

GOOD POINTS ABOUT THE UK:
- Survived for 3 years alone during WW2
- History going back thousands of years.
- The NHS.
- Cadbury's
- Good original comedy
BAD POINTS ABOUT THE UK:
- Chavs
- The NHS
- Growing use of guns/yob culture/happy slapping
- Illegal Eastern European Immigrants

GOOD POINTS ABOUT THE US:
- Played a large part in the victory of WW2
- Supplied some really good chain restaurants.
- Good comedy shows (Friends, Scrubs, and The Simpsons)
- Animation
BAD POINTS ABOUT THE US:
- Cocky about their assisstance in WW2
- Illegal Mexican immigrants
- Over supplying of good chain restaurants that fatten people creating over demand from fat people