Old People

[WilliWowza]

Now, I respect the elderly as much as the next radical young dude, but come on old folks, can you please HURRY UP FOR ONCE. No matter where I go during the day, I always end up getting held up by some elderly person grinning like an idiot as they drag their stupid little trolley thing onto the bus and take half an hour to get out their pass.
The college I go to is right next to the town centre, so whenever I go out to get some food or the likes, I always run into hundreds of them littering the streets. What is it that they do all day which means to have to be out? They don't have jobs, they aren't contributing to society in any way, they should just stay indoors and enjoy the benefits their pensions give them.
Couldn't we just have separate areas for old people? I love them and all, but some of us actually have things to do with our day and don't have time to waste trotting along at a snail's pace.

[Tea]

We should attach rockets to them.

[Lucy]

I now see why youre dark, you horrible boy.

Yet also, I agree, and they think they have rights to jump the bus que even though Ive been sat waiting for twenty fucking minutes.

[SirLebowski]

They are leeches on society. It's like "If you aren't in school or working your ass off get the fuck out, grandma" am I right?

[WilliWowza]

At 3/13/08 02:08 PM, Lucy wrote: I now see why youre dark, you horrible boy.

Yet also, I agree, and they think they have rights to jump the bus que even though Ive been sat waiting for twenty fucking minutes.

Don't condemn me then agree with me you, you, TART.

At 3/13/08 02:09 PM, Mendou wrote: We should round em all up and send them to camps. it worked before.

Yeaaah, that'd show them who's boss.

[36Holla]

No respect. Why back in my days we gave all the old folks blowjobs and money and we were happy to do it! Now as punishment I think you should give me your savings and meet me in the public bathroom in 30 minutes.

[Raguel]

Holding me up in a queue while the girl on the register goes to get the manager so that you can complain to them for ten minutes about the price of bread being raised by a penny is not on.

Inflation.

Learn what it is you damned fogeys.

[SCUD14]

At least we don't live in italy. Apparently it's illegal or at least, the height of bad manners, to overtake an old person.

[Lucy]

At 3/13/08 02:14 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

Don't condemn me then agree with me you, you, TART.

Its a good job I love you Frilly, otherwise you'd be getting a slap.

[LOLZILLA]

All old people should be gathered up and put into a Big Brother like house, where they would be forced to do humiliating and degrading tasks to entertain the public.

[FlamingHiei]

Old people need to have robotic cars that drive themselves, because I don't like being held up just because someone decides to go twenty miles below the speed limit.

[Dropkicked]

At 3/13/08 02:06 PM, Tea wrote: We should attach rockets to them.

Best response I've seen all day. I lol'd.

[zalecot]

At 3/13/08 02:06 PM, Tea wrote: We should attach rockets to them.

they would get hurt i say propellers

[Strength]

Is this the look that sells the skin?

[Joshiwa]

I really hate that old people smell...I really don't know what it is but every time I am near one I smell it. I know what you mean, it just seems like they are always in your way no matter what, and then they want to talk to you randomly. They want to talk about the changes in life but after they are done explaining things they go " aw but your just a youngster so you don't know." That pisses me off so badly.

[SCUD14]

At 3/13/08 02:57 PM, Joshiwa wrote: I really hate that old people smell...I really don't know what it is but every time I am near one I smell it. I know what you mean, it just seems like they are always in your way no matter what, and then they want to talk to you randomly. They want to talk about the changes in life but after they are done explaining things they go " aw but your just a youngster so you don't know." That pisses me off so badly.

The smell of cat piss coupled with gloomy village halls and bran flakes? That's what i'm usually receiving.

[Tea]

It doesn't really matter if they get hurt.
They'll be dying soon anyway.

[Future-Mass-Murderer]

Don't forgot when they drive, They always go 4 times slower then the actual speed limit.

[yurgenburgen]

I always seem to get stuck behind them in the supermarket. I'll be in a hurry, and they're just dawdling along at a rate of one mile per year with their big shopping baskets. Then, they'll see someone they know and they'll begin a conversation while I'm trying to get around them.