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At 3/12/08 11:55 PM, fahrenheit wrote:

At 3/12/08 11:48 PM, Grubby wrote: I'm in the greatest shape of my life so far.

You're in middle school, you haven't done anything until you at least reach high school wrestling.

I agree, wrestling was pure hell, though it was totally worth every second of it I had a pretty good year too 14-8.

Now I can't seem to find anything that gives me the same rush or feeling of tiredness that I enjoyed so much. I'm considering going to Marine Personal Training on Mondays and Wednesdays with some friends just for the condition. I have no interest in the military but from what I hear it's a great fucking work out.

Didn't have P.E. last year or this year... didn't have to cuz i was in track...this year, i'm just gonna be as lazy as possibal.

Normal day of P.E.

"Run to the end of the field and back"

"I heard someone cough, Do it again!"

"That wasn't fast enough, Again or you will all do it 5 times at lunch time and after school."

"Ok, We have finished the warm up now to-*Bell rings* Never mind go to next period."

At 3/12/08 11:48 PM, Grubby wrote: I am a Conditioner

We have two Physical Education class types in our school. One, regular P.E. and a Physical Conditioning Class.

Conditioning is hell.

We run miles and miles, up hills and hills, non-stop. We sprint, sprint, lift, lift, and we suffer under the affects of lactic acid. Our muscles cripple with our faces, sweat, blood, tears, and snot is the only thing we are familiar with while we run.

Thats sounds fucking awesome but then again I'm not exactly what you'd call normal

But in the end, it makes me one sexy man.

I'm in the greatest shape of my life so far.

And this is why training is awesome.

You pussies have seen nothing yet.

I disagree. If you came for a training session at my athletics club so would you.

Check my blog, it tells you everything about the amazing running event that we'll run this Sunday.

I must admit that is fairly impressive, especially for a 13 year old.

My PE is simple. All we do is just do a couple of laps, then play a sport

A shitty, half assed game of dodgeball while the teacher tells off the fat chicks for not participating.

At 3/12/08 11:44 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: We start off by going in the gym and messing around with the eqipment(balls of whatever sport w'ere playing) running for 5-10 minutes then doing 20 or 25 of both push-ups and sit-ups then we go on to do our sport. right now it's volleyball. i do not like volleyball it sucks

I LOVE VOLLEYBALL! It's easy.

God damn budget cuts.....

I fucking dominate any game we play. an average day in p.e. is everyone finding a way to not have to play against me. especially in physical contact games. I'm the most athletic and strongest in the class so people either worship me or hate me. I love p.e.

I droped out of school but PE was my favorite class. Man, all them honeys in those short shorts running around and doing jumping jacks and shit. I miss that so much....

lol dude lreally dont get that

At 3/13/08 12:13 AM, Samen wrote: We're playing woofle ball now, like baseball but you don't have to try. There are some kids that take P.E. sports really seriously, and they can be a pain, but there really aren't any in my class this year.

We're playing that, but it's called gator ball instead for some reason. Those people are a pain, mostly egotistical douche bags who want to be the best and whatnot. I just want to get it over with and maybe have some fun.

I can't wait until I can switch to wait training in high school, no more getting my ass kicked in soccer by the Mexicans.

I think I'm doing that next year as a sophmore. Also, why are they so damn good at soccer? There's only one Mexican kid at my school, but still, wow.

At 3/13/08 06:25 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 3/13/08 12:13 AM, Samen wrote: We're playing woofle ball now, like baseball but you don't have to try. There are some kids that take P.E. sports really seriously, and they can be a pain, but there really aren't any in my class this year.

We're playing that, but it's called gator ball instead for some reason. Those people are a pain, mostly egotistical douche bags who want to be the best and whatnot. I just want to get it over with and maybe have some fun.

how about you buy something called balls....It's supposed to be in the male nature to be competitive. It means testosterone is flowing like it should. Maybe you've got a deficiency...

The only people who don't like competition are people who suck at competing.

Back when I was in high school, I was pretty much average I guess. On the national fitness program thing, where you had to do a bunch of stuff like pushups, situps, etc., to be compared to the other states, I usually scored the average or slightly above it.

Ran 6-7 minute miles... and yeah. It was boring. I think now if I did it, I'd probably be so lazy since I started smoking after I graduated.

At school, a normal pe lesson would be us all sat around talking and catching up on the latest gossip. We'd run around the track a few times, or play a bit of netball, but yeah..I had a very lazy class. I just work out at the gym instead.

At 3/12/08 11:57 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: We're going bowling for PE atm.

Holy crap dude.Your fricken lucky man.The things i do is...running, running, and more running =].

I go for a bike ride.

We go outside and walk along the bike trail beside the river and then we go inside and sit there for 10 minutes and wait for the bell to ring.

i am shit at P.E, I am weak as shit. We start off doing the same bloody stretches and do a few bleep tests which I ain't too bad at.

Handbal is my strength though. It is like Netball only to make it more manly it has goal posts instead of a basket.

Right now we have a "select your own"

P.E. I missed our last time, so I ended up on table-tenis. It's not that bad, currently I'm one of the best players. And I can manage to end up in table-tennis matces that are actually hard and challenging, both physically and mentally.

A typical day consists of running, push-ups, various muscle simulations, and so on. It's been a long time since I broke a sweat in P.E, so I actually don't take showers unless; it's in the start of the day. I don't want to have a light unpleasant odor.

I'm a frshamn, and we don't do shit.

Like, no one does shit, really.

We arrive, dress out, and then walk for 5 minutes, then stretch.

Then the black kids play basketball, the mexicans go talk mexican in a corner, and the white people--all 2 and a half of us--sit and talk like white people in our own corner.

Sometimes I do some homework, sometimes someone else who doesn't have anywhere else to be swings by.

lol, in 2006 the School Couldn't really afford any new stuff for gym and Shit, So me and friends always just got Permission to go To my Friends' Place and do Some Backyard wrestling, 'Stead of just boring Football, And Other cheap to do Sports.

I'm the Blonde Skinny Guy, I also Have a Spiky hat sometimes.

Now, It's just sports,But Because everyone is so Ambitious People get hurt alot, Like Get punched in the face by someone that they Beat in Wrestling (normal Wrestling)

At 3/12/08 11:46 PM, Mizar wrote: PE is for losers. Weight Training is where it's at, bitches.

Basically it's almost the same thing like P.E.

The older I got, the more it involved sitting on the grass and talking to my mate Assad while everyone else kicked a ball about.

I hated P.E. with a passion. If we were doing football or rugby for example, I'd try and find a position where I wouldn't have to chase the ball too much. I'd stay in defence. I got a lot of abuse for not being very good at sports, even from my jerkoff P.E. teachers. Bah, I've mentioned them before on here.

Anyway, P.E. was shit.

At 3/12/08 11:40 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

I'm decently athletic, but pretty lazy, and nervous that I'll mess something up and get pummeled by upperclassmen, so I mostly stick to the positions that don't require a lot of work and whatnot. Once in a while I'll have a good run but for the most part I'm pretty timid. After class, I don't take a shower because I usually don't break a sweat in P.E. and I'm still pretty shy and whatnot

More or less the same but im not afraid to gut pummeled because theyre all to lazy plus I forget my gym kit alot =P