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At 3/13/08 01:37 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: Silent Hill:

Rose goes to Virginia to find her daughter, but instead she sfinds herself, after she almost gets raped and burned alive.

Fixed it. ;)

300-300 Spartans die in the end and more come.
Rocky1-5-some boxer who pushes his limits to talk even more worse.
Star Wars-Some space battle with cool swords.

Final destination 3:

girls freaks out on rollercoaster, gory deaths ensue as death kills her and her friends in very bloody ways.

Apocalypto.
Amy whinehouse gets captured and then kills someone's son and then kills everyone else.

DEN DA SPANIZH CUM!

Scary Movie 1-2: blood and funny piss
Scary Movie 3-4: no blood and funny piss
Team America: BOOM LAWL
Beavis and Butthead do America: Beavis and Butthead lose there tv and don't even get to score
South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut: only film with good songs in it
Futurama Benders Big Score: songs allmost ruin it but not quite
The Simpsons Movie: fat people pollute the world

Die Hard: John McClane gets stucked in a tower and kills a bunch of baddies.

Shoot 'em up: It's an accurate title

Live Free Die Hard:
John McClain teams up with the Mac commercial dude to save American from Hackers who sent American back to the stone age, Lots of stuff blows up

At 3/13/08 12:11 PM, Psychopathic-Mind wrote: The Simpsons Movie:

Homer endangers Springfield then saves it.

overrated film

Blair Witch Project:

Shit

Matrix Trilogy: Neo dies.
Wild, wild, west: Mechs in the wild west.
Jumper: He "jumps"
High School Musical: Unreal
Star Wars Series: Fucking old man dies.
Upcoming Dragon Ball Moive: lolwut?

in after boat sinks

Black Christmas:
Insane people in the walls kill idiotic sorority girls who repetitively get themselves killed wile looking for the first apparent victim.

Over the hedge: a 007 knock-off raccoon, a coke-snorting squirll(SP?), and some other animals steal food.
starship troopers: Giant bugs trying to destroy earth, and sex.
deep impact:a giant meteor crashes into earth.

American History X: Proof that Edward Norton can act.

At 3/12/08 08:25 PM, Funny-Man wrote: the wax people are actually real people murdered and covered in wax alive

Murdered = dead
covered in wax alive = alive

Seeing a problem here...

shaun of the dead:

zombies are halarious.

The Grudge: Pissed off murder victims haunt and kill people
The Messengers: Pissed off murder victims haunt and show the past
Wrong Turn: People are led into the woods were pissed off mutants start killing them
The Hills Have Eyes: Wrong turn in the desert..with MORE mutants!
Dead Silence: A pissed off dead old lady with a puppet obsession kills people and steals their tongues
The Tooth Fairy: Pissed off dead old lady kills little kids if they see her

The Lion King: Scar is an asshole

Iron Man:
Where the hero never gets to go 100%

or

Where story-development beats Action.

Rocky:

Guy wants to be a boxer, then punches the shit out of everything he sees.

Fight Club: Gay men fight in clubs.

Armageddon: Some oil drillers blow up an asteriod with a nuke.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Sienna Guillory and Milla Jovovich, Hawt Dayum!!

The Matrix:
Woah

The Killer:

A hitman blinds a girl, felt bad and tries to get some money for her operation and was going to donate his eyes until they got blown off.

Speedracer

ZOOM ZOOOOOOM, Oh no BROTHER,ZOOM, NO SPEED NO, ZOOM, NOO,YAY!

Iron Man

Cool metal suit fights an old coot.

At 3/12/08 07:13 PM, Future-Mass-Murderer wrote: Epic movie.

Epic shit.

Epic Shit

Funny Shit