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Dragonheart

Prince gets stabbed in the heart and ends up recieving half a heart from a dragon which corrupts the prince and forces his mentor to correct his mistakes by going after the dragon, which then realises that the one true at fault is the prince whom is now a king and declares war against the king, which ends up killing the dragon and the king along with it.

Morale of the story; watch out for crazy women jumping off of ledges so you won't get stabbed in the heart and forces you to accept half a heart from a dragon. Also, never accept a heart from a dragon. Also, dragons are extinct.

At 3/12/08 07:38 PM, Spartan204 wrote: American Gangster:

Bad ass black starts a crime syndicate and smuggles hundreds of thousands of Kilos of heroine through the army.

Not one line. Fail.

Stay Alive:
Teens play a video game, some die in real life, find the curse, game becomes a big hit.

Braveheart:
Scots fight for freedom, Mel gets tortured. Scots get it anyway.

Beowulf:

Despite the innaccuracy compared to the novel

Monster on the loose, killed by guy, guy falls in love with the mother, dragon comes, both die.

Forrest Gump
Monster tard who runs.

The Da Vinci Code

The bitch is in the glass pyramid.
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Transformers

The government is hiding secrets, also cold > Transformers

Crash:

A whole bunch of people of different races have their lives "crash" (geddit) together, melodramatic bullshit ensues.

Juno:

This one pregnant teenager dishes out a whole bunch of kind-of funny one-liners, BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR OMG

Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street:

There's a whole in the world like a great black pit that's filled with people who are filled with shit, and Johnny Depp kills a bunch of them.

Scarface:

This one Cuban dude gets rich, fufills your pathetic macho fantasies, introduces his little friend to some unexpected visitors

Godzilla - Japanese people move their mouths faster than what comes out, and two guys in big rubber suits beat the shit outta each other.

At 3/12/08 07:12 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: 300: Half naked men fulfill your homo-erotic fantasies.

300: [Literally]Gay and Overrated.

Bee Movie: Bees sue humans over the use of honey, then flowers die and everyone is sad.

Surprisingly, not a bad movie.

the mist:
people trapped, people fight, people die, people go crazy, some escape, then man shoots every one except self..... mist ends, guy goes ballistic

Resident Evil 3

Teh zawmbies r teh agnry D:

theres already american version and it was the shiet

Rambo: Fuck yes.

Jackass 2/2.5: Lol.

The Godfather- Italians who can't control their periods and end up killing people.

The Warriors: NYC gang fight to Coney island.

Kicking & Screaming:

There's kicking. And screaming. D:

Idiocracy:
some average schmoe gets frozen then awakes to a future full of idiots and becomes president.

Dodge Ball: true underdog story:
dudes play dodgeball to claim back their gym from fitness corporation

Battle Royale:
Kids go on a fieldtrip to deserted island and are forced to kill each other.

Sweeney Todd:

Musical about two people with fucked up heads singing about murder and a hot blonde chick.

Meet the spartans

Putrid shit coming out of a platypus' anus onto britney spears' face.

Finding Nemo: they find nemo
The Matrix: slow motion bullet dodging
Titanic: titanic starts to sink, but superman cherges his laser and saves the blue diamond thingy

300 - Sparta owns

Summerize a movie in two words or less :P

Godzilla(american version

Transexual lizard smash new york,lay eggs, babies gets killed, momma mad, smash city again, dies by drowning

Jumper

Some teen finds out that he can teleport, and when he gets older he starts getting hunted down by people who hate the teleporters.

Transformers:

Megan Fox is hot.

Braveheart;

Freedom!

Rocky Balboa, Left Hook Right Hook

Double fisting

21 Grams - A lot of tragedies intertwine a few people.
Into the Wild - Arrogant prick lives in the wild.
Atonement - Bitch ruins her sister's life.
There Will Be Blood - Oil-man slowly loses sanity.

No Country for Old Men.

Prince Valiant coiffured assassin kills a shitload of people.

Good Luck Chuck: Absolutely nothing like the previews said it'd be like.

At 3/12/08 08:23 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: The X-Files: Fight the Future
The entire X-Files mythology starts its downward decline. Mulder, however, is still cool.

There has never been a truer sentence ever written.