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Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:25:56 Reply

Yes, thats right, The Vatican has officially updated the Seven Deadly Sins to accommodate for the 21st century.
They are now:
Polluting
Genetic Engineering
Obscene Riches
Taking Drugs
Abortion
Pedophilia
and causing Social Injustice

Discuss.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:28:03 Reply

Nice spelling of Deadly. Idiot.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:28:18 Reply

We've come a long way in 1500 years.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:28:59 Reply

I agree with most of those. In fact, the only one I don't really agree with is genetic engineering. While taking drugs could be considered borderline, I don't really support it enough to bother disagreeing. Ha.

But hell, I could really use some obscene riches right now.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:29:49 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:28 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Nice spelling of Deadly. Idiot.

Ah hate against ones self.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:30:29 Reply

Damnit, they just HAD to put genetic engineering on there. No president is going to get the Catholic vote if he endorses stem cells, and it just means we're farther away from it.

Not that one would before this... but, meh.

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:32:12 Reply

I liked the old ones better, because they weren't about being PC, they were things that were sinful and could very easily kill you or others.

Pedophilia doesn't neccesarily kill, and genetic engineering has yet yo kill even a single person.

They just Christfailed.

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:33:42 Reply

Ok, is it just me or is the riches one incredibly hypocrytical considering how rich the vatican is?


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:45:23 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Taking Drugs

Oh goodness, I'm glad I don't follow the Catholic Church and all their made up rules. People need to read the Bible to see exactly what God wants from us and doesn't want, he's a compassionate God and knows we are of the flesh, and will sin. No matter what horrible things we've done, God will always take us back, if we be so willing to come back to him.

The Catholic's, some at least, pray to the various Saints and the Blessed Mother, which is warned against in the Bible, "Pray to God and not the hosts of heaven." (something to that extant.) I'm sure they'll still be saved, but I totally disagree with the majority of the Catholic Church.

(Sorry for offending any Catholics, we still worship the same God, see you up there in Heaven someday)

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:47:47 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Yes, thats right, The Vatican has officially updated the Seven Deadly Sins to accommodate for the
Taking Drugs

Illegal drugs or prescription/legal drugs or both.

If prescription/legal drugs, I wonder how the pope is going to survive once he gets older (that's if he doesn't want to be strapped to a life-support machine).
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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:49:37 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:47 AM, 7384-9809 wrote: Illegal drugs or prescription/legal drugs or both.

I'm guessing it's the illegal kind.
Otherwise there's gonna be alot of devout Catholics stopping their meds and dying.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:54:03 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:49 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 3/11/08 03:47 AM, 7384-9809 wrote: Illegal drugs or prescription/legal drugs or both.
I'm guessing it's the illegal kind.
Otherwise there's gonna be alot of devout Catholics stopping their meds and dying.

Then they'd be one step closer to being the Church of Scientology.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:57:52 Reply

Did the Vatican just make up some new rules?

Well, I suppose it's no different to Dante, I guess.

If I were Christian, I wouldn't listen to either of them.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 03:58:36 Reply

what i thought this was 7 deadly sins the flash game!

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 04:01:43 Reply

what the hel i genetic engineering anyway i mean i know what it is but it isn't that bad really only a bit ok alot

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 04:03:57 Reply

Stupid, pathetic and idiotic. The old ones are better by a long shot.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 04:04:54 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
Pedophilia

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!

what a bunch'a hypocrites.

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 04:13:09 Reply

At 3/11/08 04:03 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Stupid, pathetic and idiotic. The old ones are better by a long shot.

I know. Couldn't they at least covered EVERYTHING, not just the specifics?


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 05:58:25 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Genetic Engineering

The only thing I disagree with on the list.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 06:11:40 Reply

Let me go through these mofos so I feel good about myself.

:Polluting
Huh?

Genetic Engineering

Not applicable, since people developing genetic engineering aren't Catholic, and if they are they should find a new job.

Obscene Riches

Hypocrital.

Taking Drugs

Too broad.

Abortion

Eh, I have no thought on this. Personal choice, or some shit.

Pedophilia

Fuckers.

Social Injustice

Too broad, hypocritical, FUCK


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 06:14:48 Reply

I'd have to adgree! but there quite simalar


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 06:36:35 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Obscene Riches

Wait....what?
Since when doesn't the cjurcj have thier own city...


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 06:41:21 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:33 AM, dELtaluca wrote: Ok, is it just me or is the riches one incredibly hypocrytical considering how rich the vatican is?

Yes and so is the pedophilia bit (think priests, young boys)


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 07:01:19 Reply

Polluting

Yeah, sure.

Genetic Engineering

Playing God is perfectly fine as long as I still get my glow-in-the-dark marijuana.

Obscene Riches

COMMUNIST BASTARDS

Taking Drugs

shit, I'm going to hell

Abortion

fucking Catholic bastards

Pedophilia

It's awwwwwright.

and causing Social Injustice

What the shit is "Social Injustice"?

By the way, isn't the Huffington Post or whatever a fake?


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 07:04:44 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Polluting

Yeah seems fair.

Genetic Engineering

Let's live the next 1500 years with the diseases we could of cured earlier

Obscene Riches

wut

Taking Drugs

..er

Abortion

more population means more followers

Pedophilia

Wasn't the bible about everything immoral including paedophilia? We've got better at that at least.

and causing Social Injustice

Social injustice?

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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 07:46:41 Reply

At 3/11/08 07:01 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: By the way, isn't the Huffington Post or whatever a fake?

No idea, it was the first informative link Google gave me :)
But it was on the TV and such as well.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 11:19:38 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Yes, thats right, The Vatican has officially updated the Seven Deadly Sins to accommodate for the 21st century.
They are now:
Polluting

Everybody wants to minimise pollution.

Genetic Engineering

Religious fundamentalism shouldn't impede the progress of science.

Obscene Riches

Like the Catholic church has never amassed obscene riches.

Taking Drugs

It is up to the individual whether they consume drugs.

Abortion

Same as above.

Pedophilia

Lol, coming from the Catholic Church!

and causing Social Injustice

Caused by their evil ideology which crippled Europe socially in the Middle Ages.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 11:35:01 Reply

The Vatican need its own Ten Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not mislead.
2. Thou shalt not instill fear.
3. Thou shalt not distort history.
4. Thou shalt not condemn Harry Potter books.
5. Thou shalt not stand in the way of science and progress.
6. Thou shalt not amass huge wealth from congregrations.
7. Thou shalt not influence governments in thy continent, especially Rome.
8. Thou shalt not tell Africa not to use condoms which would combat AIDS.
9. Thou shalt not provide shelter for Nazi war criminals on the list.

And my favourite commandment....

10. Thou shalt not rape little kiddies.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 12:30:57 Reply

At 3/11/08 03:25 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
Taking Drugs

Thatll be the day.


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Response to Updated Seven Dealy Sins 2008-03-11 13:07:07 Reply

At 3/11/08 04:01 AM, killaboy69 wrote: what the hel i genetic engineering anyway i mean i know what it is but it isn't that bad really only a bit ok alot

Is it a sin to punctuate your sentences?