If you could make people Orgasm...

[Brick-top]

....just by touching them where would you go and what would you do? I got this from Comedian Russel Howard.

I'd go to a huge concert and dive off the stage into the audience.

[lawlmaster]

I would do it to myslef constantly...

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

There's so many wonderfully offensive answers to this question. It's hard to pick just one.

[Dalario]

I would sell my services for 10$ a touch.

[MoriChax]

Poke someone while their drinking soda.

[LOLZILLA]

I touch men in the changing room. Hilarity ensues.

[CleansingFlame]

Probably somewhere with lots of important people on camera.

[RedCoin]

group hug

[HeartbreakHoldout]

The bit where you shake people's hand in church.

[Shreddy]

probably go into an old peoples home and either make dreams come true or cause mayhem =D

[Muffin]

I'd be a mall santa ^_^

[Brick-top]

At 3/10/08 07:17 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: There's so many wonderfully offensive answers to this question. It's hard to pick just one.

Running into a woman changing room would be the most favourite.

At 3/10/08 07:17 PM, Dalario wrote: I would sell my services for 10$ a touch.

Then you'd high five your friends for a good days pay.

[AshfordPride]

Retirement home.

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Intensive care unit.

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Funeral parlor.

[Dalario]

At 3/10/08 07:21 PM, Muffin wrote: I'd be a mall santa ^_^

That is just so awesome that I can't do anything but giggle like a schoolgirl at the thought of that.

[xXCostelloXx]

Psyche Ward?...

[WilliWowza]

One of those guys who stand at the entrance to theme parks stamping hands.

[Evark]

I'd share with the world how your mother felt last night.

Really though? I think I'd have a hilarious enough time going to parties on campus. Pushing your way through crowds of people who'd all of a sudden cream themselves, moan with pleasure, etc. would be fucking amusing as hell.

[RedCoin]

At 3/10/08 07:20 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: The bit where you shake people's hand in church.

hahaha win

[Brick-top]

At 3/10/08 07:22 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Intensive care unit.

maternity ward, give those bitches something to really scream about lol

[AshfordPride]

At 3/10/08 07:24 PM, WilliWowza wrote: One of those guys who stand at the entrance to theme parks stamping hands.

I'm getting back in line!

[HeartbreakHoldout]

Also, Xtreme happy slapping.

[Lagatag]

I'd go to Africa and let those poor dying kids have an orgasm before they die.

Or I'd just walk up to random people and "accidentally" run into them.

[beanieclock]

become a secret service agent and stand next to the president during a press confrence

[Brick-top]

At 3/10/08 07:27 PM, beanieclock wrote: become a secret service agent and stand next to the president during a press confrence

OMG a shooter! *dives on the president*........

...whoops false alarm.

[Ragnarokia]

Orgazmo reference.

[dark-knight-link]

A beach during summer.

Rob Zombie would change his song from "Let it all Bleed Out" to "Let it all Drip Out" for sure.

[Rad]

I'd walk into a nunnery :D

[Proottalfain]

At 3/10/08 07:16 PM, Brick-top wrote: ....just by touching them where would you go and what would you do? I got this from Comedian Russel Howard.

I'd go to a huge concert and dive off the stage into the audience.

Humm if the people who are sustaining you get orgasm, I think they'll drop you. Bad idea. I'd make the guys I hate cum in their pants.

[Gedveikur]

The funeral parlor would be the funniest. Also just walk up to my teacher in the middle of a lecture and shake his hand XD

[TheSovereign]

Hey everybody! Dog pile me!