Omg Shaquille O'neal

[packerman]

What do you when Shaquille O'Neal comes jumping at you.

[XD0042006]

QUICK BUBASAR, USE PROTECT!!!!

[packerman]

The on on the right his face is PRICELESS LOL

[emo-penguin]

Stay perfectly still, his vision is based on movement

[Gooch]

Get really mad at him for spilling your beer that you just paid six bucks for.

Actually, it's good to see Shaq put that energy into his basketball. If he can keep that up for the rest of the season, I think the Suns trading for him won't be as bad of a move as originally thought to be.

[MasterBalls]

Headbutt the mofo and make sure there's never a Shaquille Jr.

[RockinPunk]

He opened up a can of Shaq Fu on that bitch!

[Joshiwa]

I think I would be like oh shi- then be crushed under his weight. Damn you gravity.

[brassmonker1234]

At 3/10/08 05:29 PM, RockinPunk wrote: He opened up a can of Shaq Fu on that bitch!

But then out of the blue came aron carter and he started beating uop shaquille O'neal

[Gooch]

At 3/10/08 05:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: I think I would be like oh shi- then be crushed under his weight. Damn you gravity.

But you can always take consolation in the fact that he doesn't weigh as much now that he's been slimming down while he's played in Phoenix. It probably wouldn't hurt as much, but it'd still be pretty painful.

Also, headbutting him probably wouldn't be such a good idea. I gaurantee you that if you tried to do that, you'd be leaving the arena in an ambulance with a split head or a cracked skull.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

At 3/10/08 05:51 PM, brassmonker1234 wrote:

At 3/10/08 05:29 PM, RockinPunk wrote: He opened up a can of Shaq Fu on that bitch!

But then out of the blue came aron carter and he started beating uop shaquille O'neal

But then he got flattened by the batmobile.....

[Cootie]

I would soil myself.

[All-American-Badass]

At 3/10/08 05:51 PM, Gooch wrote:

Also, headbutting him probably wouldn't be such a good idea. I gaurantee you that if you tried to do that, you'd be leaving the arena in an ambulance with a split head or a cracked skull.

So shaq has a skull made of steel?

[Haynesyb0y]

The kid is actually thrusting a sword into his stomach.

[Gooch]

At 3/10/08 05:53 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

So shaq has a skull made of steel?

Actually, yes.

[Joshiwa]

At 3/10/08 05:53 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 3/10/08 05:51 PM, Gooch wrote:

Also, headbutting him probably wouldn't be such a good idea. I gaurantee you that if you tried to do that, you'd be leaving the arena in an ambulance with a split head or a cracked skull.

So shaq has a skull made of steel?

Well he does love Superman and has that tattoo of his symbol. He has the money so who knows he probably has an operation once a year to become the real man of steel. Its why he can't jump as well anymore.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

We photoshop him!

[packerman]

I admit that Shaquille O'Neal is pretty cool.

[goldblade1]

it kinda looks like the kid is givin a handjob, what with his face and his arm position

[excuse]

i ffeel bad for that kid

[Masculine]

Bionic Shaq has only one real leg.