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Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:21:33 Reply

Peanut butter shows us, you atheist bitches.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:25:34 Reply

Of course, nonliving matter doesn't become living. Evolution is obviously false.

I actually understand his argument, but still, it's so flawed it's not even funny.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:26:42 Reply

Well, I'm convinced.

I'm going to go convert now.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:29:24 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:25 PM, Lagatag wrote: Of course, nonliving matter doesn't become living. Evolution is obviously false.

I actually understand his argument, but still, it's so flawed it's not even funny.

Exactly what I thought


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:34:41 Reply

What does peanut butter have to do with evolution?


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:34:47 Reply

Evolution is just a theory...

THE END!!

By the way... I don't know why this theory is still alive...

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:36:52 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:34 PM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Evolution is just a theory...

THE END!!

By the way... I don't know why this theory is still alive...

Religion is just a theory, and an implausible one at that. I don't know how people still believe it.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:37:39 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:34 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: What does peanut butter have to do with evolution?

I have no idea...

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:38:23 Reply

evolution is real. god told me so

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:38:37 Reply

Ofcourse evolution is false... It's just another made up story to get people not believing in God...

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:40:02 Reply

Oh, come on, God made everything. He's almighty, it's a given.

Snicker, snicker, I'm so witty.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:41:10 Reply

Alright then supply me with total proof that god exists? eh?


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:41:45 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:36 PM, Ansel wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:34 PM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Evolution is just a theory...

THE END!!

By the way... I don't know why this theory is still alive...
Religion is just a theory, and an implausible one at that. I don't know how people still believe it.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:42:55 Reply

Obviously the light energy from a light bulb or today's sunlight can compare to amount that was on the primitive earth. And the amount of heat on a store shelf or a pantry can compare to that on the primitive earth.

Ughh... I know this thread is a joke to make fun of their theories, but god damn I cannot believe people REALLY buy this shit.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:43:49 Reply

Wow, that video just made my night.....it's so simple. human made material = evolution, or god's existence XD


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:43:49 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:41 PM, ChilliDog wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:36 PM, Ansel wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:34 PM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Evolution is just a theory...

THE END!!

By the way... I don't know why this theory is still alive...
Religion is just a theory, and an implausible one at that. I don't know how people still believe it.
Pwn

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:44:06 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:38 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote: Ofcourse evolution is false... It's just another made up story to get people not believing in God...

I thought God was a made up creature created to get people not to believe in evolution.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:45:27 Reply

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I see u atheist talk of ignorance but u atheist`s are the most ignorent people that ever lived even after all u seen all u heard and think what u were (semen) u stand tall and deny god shame on u!

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:45:33 Reply

A virus evolves..... bacteria evolve.....

Or adapt, whichever word you want to use. When a new threat faces a LIVING ORGANISM that LIVING ORGANISM is forced to adapt, or in this case, evolve.

Evolution exists because there are numerous species on the planet, yet some of those thousands of species are related to eachother. For example, mammals and reptiles.

A dolphin is a mammal and a kangaroo is a mammal. One is in the water and one is on land. Oh yeah, that video was created by some idiot who thinks that he is smart because he misunderstood what mass and energy mean.

Evolution, or adaptation, occurs to living beings only. Peanuts are a substance, and object. A lifeless entity. Don't argue when you don't know the facts.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:45:48 Reply

Do the people in the video realize that you need a lot more energy to create life then can be produced by a light bulb, room temperature, and the amount of energy that would naturally occur in any man made type of area on earth. Dumb Ass Christians.

P.S I am Christian
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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:46:49 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:45 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Evolution, or adaptation, occurs to living beings only. Peanuts are a substance, and object. A lifeless entity. Don't argue when you don't know the facts.

Ummmm..... peanuts are living....


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:48:23 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:44 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:38 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote: Ofcourse evolution is false... It's just another made up story to get people not believing in God...
I thought God was a made up creature created to get people not to believe in evolution.

There's proof of the existance of god, enough to provew the THEORY of evolution wrong.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:48:32 Reply

Those guys are idiots.
It is not just any combination of matter and energy that creates life.
It is a delicate combination of specific kinds of matter and energy.
Atheists, you can exhale. This is just a "nowhere fast with a stupid point" topic. Christians, stop being pompous rich people trying to rule Africa.

I'm a Christian. I see the Bible using many metaphors to try and explain scientific things that people back then could not understand. So it was translated for them, and now we must translate it back. To end all debates lets just say God made evolution.

No matter how good you are at something, there is always someone better. I'm living proof of that.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:49:02 Reply

In my opinion i would rather believe in nothing but science compared to the belief of some random giant person who lives in the kingdom in clouds (which we cannot get to if we are flying in our atmosphere...) who created every thing with magical powers and created man out of dust and other assorted fecal matter...


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:49:28 Reply

Didnt you post this in politics?


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:49:31 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:48 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote:
There's proof of the existance of god, enough to provew the THEORY of evolution wrong.

I'd like to see it.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:50:14 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:49 PM, AngryBanana wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:48 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote:
There's proof of the existance of god, enough to provew the THEORY of evolution wrong.
I'd like to see it.

It's in the most best selling book of all time... The Holy Bible.

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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:50:41 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:47 PM, CadillacClock wrote: Or you know, the fact that it's an organic man made material.

Humans are organic. In fact that's truly all we are. Organic matter.

Creationists cannot grasp this, so of course they find it hard to believe life can come from nonliving, yet organic, matter.


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:51:48 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:50 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:49 PM, AngryBanana wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:48 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote:
There's proof of the existance of god, enough to provew the THEORY of evolution wrong.
I'd like to see it.
It's in the most best selling book of all time... The Holy Bible.

Do you realise that the "catholic church" messed with it i the past a while to have control over countries that were primarily illiterate? and were you there when all of the bible supposidly happened? Thats just ignorance...


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Response to Evolution is false 2008-03-08 23:52:20 Reply

At 3/8/08 11:50 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:49 PM, AngryBanana wrote:
At 3/8/08 11:48 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote:
There's proof of the existance of god, enough to provew the THEORY of evolution wrong.
I'd like to see it.
It's in the most best selling book of all time... The Holy Bible.

The bible doesn't prove anything.