Tell me something...

[El-Mistro]

If you were trapped in a small room with this kitten and a chainsaw,what would you do?

Explain your answer

[TOEZ]

I'd chop off my own arm and feed it to the kitten.

[DarkScythes]

use the chainsaw to cut a doorhole out and then leave.

I'd ignore the kitten.. unless I was feeling comical, I might cut it's bawls off or something.

[killslasher]

cut open the walls thats what.
There is no use to kill the kitten.
unless you would eat raw kitten meat.
THEN DIE after waiting for some days in that wretched boring shithole.
instead of dying.

[0gg-the-Gnome]

I would take the chainsaw and attack the wall. Seeing the wall is un-chainsaw-able i eat the kitten for a period of 5 days by carefully rationing its flesh, then when the kitten is gone, i die.

[Ansel]

Train the kitten to juggle chainsaws.

It could keep me entertained for eternities

[4Doctodragon]

I'd chop up all the kitten threads and hug the kitty.

[pwnmastr]

Kill the chainsaw with the kitten... Final answer.

[GoForthAndDie]

Cut my way out of the room with the chainsaw and take the kitten as a pet.

[DarkComet33]

would have done the same thing

[Dogmeat]

That happened to me once before... The kitten wanted to chop me up with the chain saw to eat me then after my pitiful crying and peeing my pants he just cut a hole in the wall and took me as a pet.

[Onepiece285]

you forgot the pic again

[AlkaSeltzer]

kill the kitten, use urine & stomach acids to cook kitten, eat kitten, use chainsaw to GTFO, GTFO.

[Sashuno]

I'd engage the chainsaw in a fight to the death over ownership of the kitten.

[Skybolt-DX]

I would come up with an extremely difficult and complicated plan to escape and use the kitten to take over the world.

[Sashuno]

At 3/9/08 12:24 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: I would come up with an extremely difficult and complicated plan to escape and use the kitten to take over the world.

...And yet, people like you are always better than me.
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

[Yummy-Taco]

At 3/8/08 11:00 PM, El-Mistro wrote: If you were trapped in a small room with this kitten and a chainsaw,what would you do?

Explain your answer

I would save the kitten by cuting a door shaped hole in the wall

Then i would take it home and name it crusty

[Onepiece285]

At 3/9/08 12:24 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: I would come up with an extremely difficult and complicated plan to escape and use the kitten to take over the world.

and sashuno and I could be your bodyguards, or something.

At 3/9/08 12:23 AM, Sashuno wrote: I'd engage the chainsaw in a fight to the death over ownership of the kitten.

you lose a few fingers and your left foot, but win. congratulations on your new kitty! :3

[Duraqui]

Chainsaw the wall open

And how many cat threads are you going to make?

[ShitOnMyShoes]

I would walk out of the room, taking the kitten with me.

[Cootie]

Cut the kitten the cut a hole in the wall and casually walk out.

[beeryayghost]

Chainsaw myself out of that room. Then make friends with the kitten.