It's kinda obvious, but I just wanted to point it out to some, "Slow" people. The winner of the Pain Olympics cuts his dick off and squeezes out his testicles. 2 things wrong with that:
1) *NSFW* By looking at this link you can see that your testicles are attached by your Vas Deferens, so you can't push them out without cutting the Vas Deferens first, and on both sides.
2) There is a membrane in the middle of your sack that doesn't allow your balls to move to other sides of your scrotum. Try it yourself if you want, it's impossible.
And that is why the Pain Olympics is a pathetic attempt at a shock site.