Random boners.
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You guys know what I'm talking about. The kind that last for like a half hour, especially when you're in school.
Dammit, i HATE being 15 (in 5 days lol) and going through puberty.
"Oh, it's perfectly normal, don't worry about it."
Yeah, perfectly annoying.
I have to put a fucking book RIGHT IN FRONT of my dick. It hurts. Bad.
And if you have to get out of your seat and walk to the front of the class for some reason... oh... don't even get me started on that.
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Yeah in my gym uniform that's why i always wear a coat to school.
what
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I haven't gotten random boners since middle boners. Once they are gone you will miss them.
Conversation starters.
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One time I had a boner at school so bad it hurt and was there all day. I went to the bathroom and fapped it off. Had to get rid of it somehow.
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"Chill I got this."
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Why do you force the book into your pubic region to the point that it hurts you?
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The worst ones are in gym class and you have to do sit ups. *shudders*
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At 3/8/08 01:12 PM, SirLebowski wrote: I haven't gotten random boners since middle boners. Once they are gone you will miss them.
Conversation starters.
My "middle boners" I ment Middle School. All this talk of boners has got me real flustered like.
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At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, Davood wrote: The worst ones are in gym class and you have to do sit ups. *shudders*
One advantage to being female.
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I know what you mean, luckily for me it only ever happens when I'm sitting down and will end before the lesson ends. But on the odd occasion I'm not sitting I too use a book.
You see the wine bottle? It WAS full!
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I hate how you always get them at the worst time. Like when your teacher picks you to present in front of the whole class.
aquaticmole.
- Grimfenix
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At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, Objection wrote:At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, Davood wrote: The worst ones are in gym class and you have to do sit ups. *shudders*One advantage to being female.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, Purpin wrote: Why do you force the book into your pubic region to the point that it hurts you?
I don't do it that hard. My dick is just sooooo big...
- KunoichiSuki
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Wow being a guy is so hard...
Not. Try having worse pains every month, the feeling of being stabbed in the abdomen for like 4 days straight.
Then tell me if your dick is so bad.
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At 3/8/08 01:12 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: One time I had a boner at school so bad it hurt and was there all day. I went to the bathroom and fapped it off. Had to get rid of it somehow.
personally i fap in school anyway it soooooooooooooo turns me on
intresting....
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At 3/8/08 01:22 PM, LastSpartan wrote:At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, KunoichiSuki wrote: RantI have just two words for you honey:
Blue Balls.
That is all.
And what's that soposed to mean? I dont have a guy vocabulary.
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At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, KunoichiSuki wrote: -whine-
I hate when this happens
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At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, KunoichiSuki wrote: Wow being a guy is so hard...
Not. Try having worse pains every month, the feeling of being stabbed in the abdomen for like 4 days straight.
Three disadvantages of being female.
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At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, KunoichiSuki wrote: Wow being a guy is so hard...
Not. Try having worse pains every month, the feeling of being stabbed in the abdomen for like 4 days straight.
Then tell me if your dick is so bad.
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Oh the period card. Pshhhh. At least you get not only more control on sexual urges but multiple orgasms. If I could have multiple orgasms that pain would be totally worth it. So no you can't whine.
You see the wine bottle? It WAS full!
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I am the Hydra cut off my head two come back. That's a lot of bad teeth.
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I always think of fat chicks and they seem to always go away after a short while.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
- KunoichiSuki
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At 3/8/08 01:25 PM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: Oh the period card. Pshhhh. At least you get not only more control on sexual urges but multiple orgasms. If I could have multiple orgasms that pain would be totally worth it. So no you can't whine.
Oh yes multiple orgasms are fun but afterwards girls get realy sore. =P
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At 3/8/08 01:22 PM, LastSpartan wrote:
Blue Balls.
That is all.
*shudder*
Muthafuckin
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Don't worry. All those 'random' boners is just blood flowing through your penis. Nothing to worry about
- Grimfenix
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At 3/8/08 01:22 PM, LastSpartan wrote:At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, KunoichiSuki wrote: RantI have just two words for you honey:
Blue Balls.
That is all.
Wow. (Lol Wikipedia)
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At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, LastSpartan wrote: I love random boners. They tell me that my penis is still functioning normally, and hasn't been permanently damaged from an excess amount of masterbation.
you make a point
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- KunoichiSuki
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At 3/8/08 01:28 PM, Phantox wrote: Don't worry. All those 'random' boners is just blood flowing through your penis. Nothing to worry about
Thank you. :]
Suki has to go now by boys.
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Yeah... life's a bitch. Walking down the hall...with your backbag in your hands... covering the huge-ass boner...




