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Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:02:44 Reply

I'm just sitting down in my desk in school, doing our daily work, when the kid across from me to me raises his/her hand to ask the teacher for help with something.

The teacher bumbles over to the kid's desk, and he/she leans over so his/her ass is RIGHT in my face.

I look up, and I'm like "What the fuck."
Everyone around me giggles softly.

Horrible.

It's only hot if they teacher is a young, attractive female with big boobs, which my teachers aren't. >=(

This happen to any of you?


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:03:21 Reply

My teachers always do that.

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:04:00 Reply

Every God damn mother fucking day. And you are stuck in the desk, there is no way to avoid it. IT'S JUST FUCKING THERE!

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:04:08 Reply

I keep getting young female rear ends up into my face...


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:04:16 Reply

Did you get a hard on?


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:04:20 Reply

HOLY SHIT!

That never happened before!

lol at sarcasm.

LAWL I GOT FUCKING BANNED GUYS! Sorry.

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:05:46 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I keep getting young female rear ends up into my face...

That's good. Unless you're uh.... THAT guy...


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:06:06 Reply

Yes the science teacher i always pretend to slap her ass.

No she isn't hot.

what

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:06:34 Reply

Just pray that it ain't loaded.

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:07:03 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, Grimfenix wrote: This happen to any of you?

pff every FUCKIN DAY its even nasteir when its a dude
*shudders*


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:09:35 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:06 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Yes the science teacher i always pretend to slap her ass.

No she isn't hot.

There is one who always does that, and people pretend to rape her...


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:09:38 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, Grimfenix wrote: This happen to any of you?

When I was in school, I noticed that teachers loved to do that. It's very unnerving having anybody's ass that close to your face, especially that of your teacher. I don't understand why they can't crouch instead of thrusting their ass out behind them and making the pupil in your position feel the need to vomit.


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:12:05 Reply

my geometry teacher bends down and splits her legs!
She is 50 and single and she looks so ugly and her pants are up to her bellybutton and they are small on her! Ugh!

I win!

"Chill I got this."

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:14:46 Reply

It always happens with the male teachers for me.


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:15:52 Reply

You should've hit it, she was wanting it.


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:16:42 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:15 PM, Purpin wrote: You should've hit it, she was wanting it.

Many kids air-slap the teachers ass for teh lulz.


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:20:54 Reply

It is even more awkward when the teacher is an old man.


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:24:22 Reply

Ugh... dont even reming me... we had this substitute once whom I swear was once a plumber... a very... hairy... plumber... Im scarred for life...


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:25:47 Reply

Yeah, it's happened to me with a hot male teacher. Too bad he was a prick though. He leaned over this kids desk, and was blocking my view to copy down the note from the board. So I loudly said to one of my friends, "well maybe I could copy down the note if there wasn't an ass in my face...", he overheard, felt embarrassed and moved quickly out of the way. And now, I regret not kicking his ass out of my way instead.


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:28:43 Reply

hold your breathe

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:34:26 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:25 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Yeah, it's happened to me with a hot female teacher. Too bad she was a prick though. She leaned over this kids desk, and was blocking my view to copy down the note from the board. So I loudly said to one of my friends, "well maybe I could copy down the note if there wasn't an ass in my face...", she overheard, felt embarrassed and moved quickly out of the way. And now, I regret not kicking her ass out of my way instead.

I just fixed your post for you. No need to thank me. Oh I am just making this long-winded reply so that error message that says I have too much quoted text won't appear. It gets really annoying. Well, bye for now. ;)


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:35:28 Reply

Everyday, bro, everyday.............

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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:36:01 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:03 PM, Revolation wrote: My teachers always do that.

Secondet. That 50 years old english teatcher... ugh...


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Response to Ass in your face. 2008-03-08 13:38:18 Reply

I don't do this often but I totally started beating off just there

Ass in your face.