[official sex thread]

[SugarQmuffin69]

Well Im tired and I bet everyone else is tired of people posting about sexual acts. Well Im tired of seeing it just linger there on the bbs. So this is a thread for anyone who has something to share to put it here.
I keep my sexual acts between me and my girlfriend.

That includes:
-Experiences
-Fake Stories
-Someone going gay/les/bi

Just making the bbs a lil bit more organized.

[ParisHiltonHater22]

I touched a guy once.

nahhh im just kidding

[adrian2695]

At 3/8/08 12:58 PM, LastSpartan wrote:
If you're not going to put out, don't expect anyone to do the same.

Agreed.

[SirLebowski]

My best friend turned me gay.

How about you guys?

[RedCoin]

Of course. This is a place for elegant ladies and crudeness shan't be tolerated.

[WilliWowza]

At 3/8/08 12:58 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 3/8/08 12:56 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: I keep my sexual acts between me and my girlfriend.

If you're not going to put out, don't expect anyone to do the same.

Me tinks that's because his acts are non-existent.

[Ragnarokia]

I am planning to kiss a boy I like. May go for it soon, who knows. That classes as sexual acts?

[SugarQmuffin69]

At 3/8/08 01:00 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 3/8/08 12:58 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 3/8/08 12:56 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: I keep my sexual acts between me and my girlfriend.

If you're not going to put out, don't expect anyone to do the same.

Me tinks that's because his acts are non-existent.

me thinks your a dumbass ands haven't been on my myspace page

[iateamexican]

Should this go here? Im not sure.. D:

[SugarQmuffin69]

At 3/8/08 01:04 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: me thinks your a dumbass ands haven't been on my myspace page

Well, for starters, your NG Homepage makes you look like a total queer, considering you have Elios on there, and 2ndly, your shitty MySpace profile is set to private, so all we can see is you being a scene.

Fire the flaming catapults!

first elios is awesome
second its private for parental reasons
third im not scene wtf? im not labeled and i don't label other people

[FiqStudios]

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: me thinks your a dumbass ands haven't been on my myspace page

Me tinks you shouldn't have admitted to having a Myspace page.

[SugarQmuffin69]

At 3/8/08 01:08 PM, FiqStudios wrote:

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: me thinks your a dumbass ands haven't been on my myspace page

Me tinks you shouldn't have admitted to having a Myspace page.

i have a myspace big deal?

[FiqStudios]

At 3/8/08 01:10 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote:

At 3/8/08 01:08 PM, FiqStudios wrote:

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: me thinks your a dumbass ands haven't been on my myspace page

Me tinks you shouldn't have admitted to having a Myspace page.

i have a myspace big deal?

It gets you flamed on Newgrounds.

[slowz]

i had sex with a girl.

there you go

[SCUD14]

At 3/8/08 01:12 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

second its private for parental reasons

Then why refer us to it if we can't fucking visit it, then?

That made me laugh my ass off. Do your parents have to allow you to add people?

[Elios]

At 3/8/08 01:06 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: first elios is awesome

First off, I'm awesome.

Secondly, this is actually a good idea. I dislike seeing countless threads entitled "OMG Liek...sex" or whatever.

I'm no expert on heterosexual intercourse, but i did work as a male stripper for a little while, and i have a few stories to share.

[Fezz]

*posts "I had sex with two french twins" and says it's original.*

[MyMonkey]

I think its better that everyone makes a topic about that stuff rather that one topic for all.

[4Doctodragon]

This is a terrible idea, Pair of cocks does not approve.

[SugarQmuffin69]

At 3/8/08 01:40 PM, MyMonkey wrote: I think its better that everyone makes a topic about that stuff rather that one topic for all.

why so every immature 12 year can post made up crap on here

[TropicalParadise]

Well, while I suppose the idea is mildly noble, it's not going to work because of your topic title.

People can't search the word 'Sex' in the search bar, and searching the words 'official' and 'thread' will give up lots of bad results. It won't be intuitive for new users, or less BBS-savvy users, who are the ones making the topic.

[gumOnShoe]

At 3/8/08 01:55 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Well, while I suppose the idea is mildly noble, it's not going to work because of your topic title.

People can't search the word 'Sex' in the search bar, and searching the words 'official' and 'thread' will give up lots of bad results. It won't be intuitive for new users, or less BBS-savvy users, who are the ones making the topic.

I could add it to my user page, but I'm afraid that without mod attention similar to the Video thread, it would just be another thread on my list which no one posts in. And all the same, new people won't know about my list immediately, but instead find it with time.

[BetterThanYou372]

sex thread eh?

penis.

[Phantox]

hi girls im 12 years old and i love dungeons and dragons. please pm me for pictures and plese only girls and no guys and girls please send me photos of you.

thanks,

[Sawke]

You are tearing down what holds this forum together? WHERE WILL WE BE WITHOUT THE SEX STORIES? IN A WORLD OF TRUTH? CLEANLINESS? WHOLE HEARTED NICENESS? does this LOOK like Nickjr.com?

[pYROkINDoFgUY]

At 3/8/08 01:28 PM, Suaron wrote:

once i fucked the whole dallas cowboys cheerleading team

ah, you lucky bastard.

At 3/8/08 01:30 PM, LastSpartan wrote:

Once I fucked the whole Dallas Cowboys Football Team!

... hope you get AIDS

[Longhorn97]

At 3/8/08 12:56 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote:

my myspace page

That's proof that you're a dumbass.

[OfficialTopics]

At 3/8/08 02:29 PM, Sawke wrote: You are tearing down what holds this forum together? WHERE WILL WE BE WITHOUT THE SEX STORIES? IN A WORLD OF TRUTH? CLEANLINESS? WHOLE HEARTED NICENESS? does this LOOK like Nickjr.com?

Putting all such topics in the same place and allowing other forms of conversation might not be a bad thing. Then again, the majority of newgrounds users have so many hormones coursing through their veins, they appear to have a mind for very little else. We may find that new topics just don't get made that often.