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What laws of physics exist only in a cartoon environment?
People/Animals only fall after they've realized it's going to happen.
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Extremely heavy, death causing objects can fall on you and turn you into an accordion.
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KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
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Anything that can go wrong for the bad guy, will go wrong for the bad guy.
IRL, it can happen to anyone.
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Getting caught in an explosion will cause you to be covered in soot with all limbs still attached.
Also, running really fast leaves a trail of smoke behind you.
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The girl always wants it and her tits are huge.
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At 3/8/08 12:57 PM, SirLebowski wrote: The girl always wants it and her tits are huge.
Haha, whoops.
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At 3/8/08 01:01 PM, WilliWowza wrote:At 3/8/08 12:59 PM, Flak wrote: Ahem.That was such a good episode.
Ain't that the truth!
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its a cartoon there is no restrictions on laws of physics!
; gawd!
"Chill I got this."
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To halt a gunman, simply stick your finger in the barrel: It will explode in his face.
Also, dynamite doesn't kill.
When I was little I actually asked if a bomb could kill someone because of Loony Tunes.
I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.
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At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, Objection wrote:At 3/8/08 01:01 PM, WilliWowza wrote:Ain't that the truth!At 3/8/08 12:59 PM, Flak wrote: Ahem.That was such a good episode.
They made one where Bugs was getting drawn by Elmer Fudd of the same manner. It hink the other one is better.
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Physics laws?
I don't know, I don't study law.
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Getting shot in the face with a rifle, will result only in a misplaced duck beak.
Do what now...?
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When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!
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At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, Elios wrote: Getting shot in the face with a rifle, will result only in a misplaced duck beak.
If you have a duck beak, that is.
Also, falling in deep water will result in you bobbing up to the surface 5 seconds later and spitting water out like a fountain.
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At 3/8/08 01:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Nah, anime physics is where it is at.
o lawd is dat sum kuchiki?
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At 3/8/08 01:08 PM, Grimscott wrote: To halt a gunman, simply stick your finger in the barrel: It will explode in his face.
Corks and bath plugs can also be used as an efficient alternative. XD
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all explosives must be made by acme
explosives don't explode until the character realizes what's happening
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Aside from Physics...Cartoon anatomy is ALL WRONG.
Rabbits are not '5 ft tall, and do not walk on their hind legs. Pigs don't talk (with stutters at least...). But, that's why we love cartoons, because they use their "Imagination".
Do what now...?
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At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, Flak wrote:At 3/8/08 01:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Nah, anime physics is where it is at.o lawd is dat sum kuchiki?
I reject my earlier one, and I put Ichigo in its place, I think it shows it more.
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Getting struck by lightning will leave you either charred, but alive, or a pile of black soot with eyeballs on top, and alive.
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If you swallow an anvil, it will remain in your throat, sideways, busy being very anvil-shaped.




