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Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:50:06 Reply

What laws of physics exist only in a cartoon environment?

People/Animals only fall after they've realized it's going to happen.

Cartoon Physics.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:51:11 Reply

Extending ligaments.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:51:40 Reply

Extremely heavy, death causing objects can fall on you and turn you into an accordion.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:51:50 Reply

Being able to outrun a bullet.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:52:05 Reply

Explosions make your face backwards.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:53:25 Reply

They just won't fucking die.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:54:42 Reply

Anything that can go wrong for the bad guy, will go wrong for the bad guy.
IRL, it can happen to anyone.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:56:11 Reply

F = M*A, unless the object is an anvil.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:56:44 Reply

Getting caught in an explosion will cause you to be covered in soot with all limbs still attached.

Also, running really fast leaves a trail of smoke behind you.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:57:07 Reply

Falling objects always whistle.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:57:56 Reply

The girl always wants it and her tits are huge.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:59:02 Reply

At 3/8/08 12:57 PM, SirLebowski wrote: The girl always wants it and her tits are huge.

Haha, whoops.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 12:59:47 Reply

Ahem.

Cartoon Physics.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:01:39 Reply

At 3/8/08 12:59 PM, Flak wrote: Ahem.

That was such a good episode.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:02:11 Reply

At 3/8/08 12:59 PM, Flak wrote: Ahem.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:02:27 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:01 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 3/8/08 12:59 PM, Flak wrote: Ahem.
That was such a good episode.

Ain't that the truth!

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:03:56 Reply

its a cartoon there is no restrictions on laws of physics!

; gawd!


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:08:37 Reply

To halt a gunman, simply stick your finger in the barrel: It will explode in his face.

Also, dynamite doesn't kill.

When I was little I actually asked if a bomb could kill someone because of Loony Tunes.

I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:09:21 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:02 PM, Objection wrote:
At 3/8/08 01:01 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 3/8/08 12:59 PM, Flak wrote: Ahem.
That was such a good episode.
Ain't that the truth!

They made one where Bugs was getting drawn by Elmer Fudd of the same manner. It hink the other one is better.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:12:32 Reply

Physics laws?

I don't know, I don't study law.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:13:46 Reply

Getting shot in the face with a rifle, will result only in a misplaced duck beak.


Do what now...?

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:18:39 Reply

Nah, anime physics is where it is at.

Cartoon Physics.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:20:13 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:13 PM, Elios wrote: Getting shot in the face with a rifle, will result only in a misplaced duck beak.

If you have a duck beak, that is.
Also, falling in deep water will result in you bobbing up to the surface 5 seconds later and spitting water out like a fountain.

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:21:30 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Nah, anime physics is where it is at.

o lawd is dat sum kuchiki?


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:21:57 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:08 PM, Grimscott wrote: To halt a gunman, simply stick your finger in the barrel: It will explode in his face.

Corks and bath plugs can also be used as an efficient alternative. XD


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:22:35 Reply

all explosives must be made by acme

explosives don't explode until the character realizes what's happening

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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:23:53 Reply

Aside from Physics...Cartoon anatomy is ALL WRONG.

Rabbits are not '5 ft tall, and do not walk on their hind legs. Pigs don't talk (with stutters at least...). But, that's why we love cartoons, because they use their "Imagination".


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:24:01 Reply

At 3/8/08 01:21 PM, Flak wrote:
At 3/8/08 01:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Nah, anime physics is where it is at.
o lawd is dat sum kuchiki?

I reject my earlier one, and I put Ichigo in its place, I think it shows it more.

Cartoon Physics.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:25:29 Reply

Getting struck by lightning will leave you either charred, but alive, or a pile of black soot with eyeballs on top, and alive.


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Response to Cartoon Physics. 2008-03-08 13:25:40 Reply

If you swallow an anvil, it will remain in your throat, sideways, busy being very anvil-shaped.


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