War...

[SCUD14]

If you had to choose a war to ight in, which would it be... and why?

[Mechabloby]

Vietnam because I could do with a decent holiday.

[cellardoor6]

The war... AGAINST THE MACHINES!!!

[iateamexican]

What is it good for?

[Bullion]

war? huh, yeah, what is it good for? absolutely nothing!

[Ragnarokia]

second World War. As it was the only real war that had the chance to chance the world, so I would have happily fought in it to save my party.

[dacmac]

Zulu war at Rorkes drift. Because I don't like blac... I get to pwn alot of people. Also British empire FTW

[carrot33]

At 3/8/08 08:00 AM, SCUD14 wrote: If you had to choose a war to ight in, which would it be... and why?

I would fight with BIN LADEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyMonkey]

Certainly not Finlands winter war with Russia. -40 degrees freeze your balls off.

[JohnnyWang]

At 3/8/08 08:02 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: The war... AGAINST THE MACHINES!!!

War against puny meatbags.

[DasUberCow]

First world war. You done fuck all.

[Sawdust]

War against drugs.

nah, just jking

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/8/08 08:09 AM, DasUberCow wrote: First world war. You done fuck all.

You do nothing as you die automatically.

If you somehow manage to stay of the front line going over the top, then you just either died through starvation, disease, shrapnel, suicide, gas, the list doesn't really end.

If you went over the top, only in a few cases did one of these assaults work, and in all cases, nearlly if not everyone died by simply being mown down.

If you suffered by shell shock, which is a mental illness from artillary fire, then you were killed by your own side for being a coward, and if you did not go over the top, or didn't continue moving untill you were dead, then your Captain would kill you.

Many people seeked refuge by shooting themselves in the foot thus getting home. Though later in the war, the generals caught on, and anyone who did this was also shot.

In conclussion, the first world war was a slaughter, and you did not want to be in it.

[Silvixer]

hur hur i wunna b mastar cheif lawl n be in covenenat wars lawl i be lyk dual weld dem noob fags.

Ahem, I would choose the Cold War, ha!

[Phantox]

Gulf War. I heard it was the easiest war ever

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/8/08 08:21 AM, Silvixer wrote: hur hur i wunna b mastar cheif lawl n be in covenenat wars lawl i be lyk dual weld dem noob fags.

Ahem, I would choose the Cold War, ha!

Well there is a small chance of you dieing in that one hehe.

[JohnnyWang]

At 3/8/08 08:23 AM, Phantox wrote: Gulf War. I heard it was the easiest war ever

Actually, from the US point of view, Kosovo was the easiest. You just carpet bombed the area. Zero casualties on your side, one plane crashed, but the crew got back to safety.

[LampFace]

The 100 years war because there is no chance of dying in 116 years (yes it did go on for that long) this is my source.

[Ragnarokia]

30 years war on the English side.

[AbstractPathologist]

It's fantastic.

[SCUD14]

At 3/8/08 08:39 AM, AbstractPathologist wrote: It's fantastic.

did you read the OP?

[evil-clown-12]

Usually in a thread like this i look through i pictures till i find something relevant. I could only find this eBaum'sWorld one so:

FLAME WAR ON eBAUM'S WORLD!!!

[AbstractPathologist]

At 3/8/08 09:10 AM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 3/8/08 08:39 AM, AbstractPathologist wrote: It's fantastic.

did you read the OP?

Yes, I did.

[TheSovereign]

The war against scientology.

[Straight-Edge]

The Three Kingdoms war in China. I would grab a polearm and proceed to kill 30 enemy soldiers with one swing.

[4Doctodragon]

I'd kill myself or turn on my own team if I was drafted.

[Phantox]

At 3/8/08 08:27 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:
Actually, from the US point of view, Kosovo was the easiest. You just carpet bombed the area. Zero casualties on your side, one plane crashed, but the crew got back to safety.

Then I'd choose the Kosovo war.

See what I did there?

[Biscuit-Boy]

I would fight the Persians at Thermopalye (sp?) WITH MA GUNZZZ!

BRAAT BRAAT DOWN DOS PERSIANS!

Aww yeah...

[Crue]

The American Civil War. Sure I'd most likely be killed, but the movies, even reenacting, do not do justice to the carnage. To actually be there, to see the bloodiest American struggle with my own eyes would be gut wrenching and absolutely Amazing at the same time.

See most of the modern wars have had movies about them that fairly well recreate the true scenes. But in order to know what it was like to do things like walk over bloody PILES (literally piles of dozens of slaughtered men and boys) of bodies at Gettysburg, nothing can substitute. To really get the feelings and acually understand you had to be there.

[SirLebowski]

I would choose anyone where I got to kill Nazis. Because I have like 20 games that teach me how to kill Nazi's and I want to have a practical application for them.