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Everyday at school theres this one kid with no friends who always likes to make fun of me and pretty much with everyone. He picks on me because I have curly hair, he tells me I am a hippy and I should take a shower. I am so frustrated, I don't know what to do! Can anyone help me?

Take a shower.

Yes, dear boy. The answer is simple. You must shower and stop being a hippie.

Really, it's the 90's. Cut your hair and embrace corporate American, damnit!

At 3/8/08 04:21 AM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote: Take a shower.

I take one everyday.

dude he has no friends he has nothing on you

tell him that and he'll get all insecure
also violence works a treat

Someone at my school tries to make fun of me because I'm a huge fan of Muse. He's a chav (which if you don't know what one of those are by now, just think of them as guttersnipes) and his taste in music is rubbish. Well, anyways, he seemed to of given me a nickname. It's 'Pimp' which he believes the definition of it is someone who is an emo and listens to emo music. Now, he's very close-minded if he thinks Muse is emo.

punch him in the face thats wat i would do if someone dared to pick on me for my curly hair or my bad odour

not rele the bad odour just the hair

Tell him a cock joke. That'll put him in his place.

Say a load of shit back at him.

Or stop being a damn dirty hippy.

Rape him.

HAH! Take that mods! You've mentioned that "Rape her" posts are illegal! But you never said "Rape him" is illegal. Once again, I the all mighty one has totally PWNd the nazi mods who have orgasms while banning people. Heh, I'm so cool. Too bad the mods are lollerskates...

I already got into a fight with him like 2 years ago when I was 11 and just met him. I pushed him on the ground because he stole my basketball I was playing with (sounds gay). I didn't mean to push him over but I guess I was too rough and he fell flat on his ass. He ran off when I started fighting back at him. We didn't get into trouble but I just don't want to be suspended.

Just ignore him

At 3/8/08 04:27 AM, Jon4life wrote: We didn't get into trouble but I just don't want to be suspended.

You won't get suspended if they never actually find his body...

At 3/8/08 04:30 AM, positively-negative wrote:

At 3/8/08 04:27 AM, Jon4life wrote: We didn't get into trouble but I just don't want to be suspended.

You won't get suspended if they never actually find his body...

I see.

So I should black mail him out of town.

At 3/8/08 04:34 AM, Jon4life wrote: So I should black mail him out of town.

No, it leaves too much potentially incriminating evidence. Nothing works better a nice clean kidnapping then murder. Unless you have Sherlock Holmes investigate it.

He has no friends, which makes him an easy target. Just put him down consistently in front of you friends, so even If your insults our bad, they still have an edge.

Bullies are the lowest form of people. Selfishly trying to rub their insecurites off on someone else to make themselves feel better. Don't let him know that it is bothering you, and try talking to your friends or a teacher about what to do.

Why don't you just ignore him? He is just trying to get a rise out of you and if you say anything or do anything he is just going to continue. I think its pretty sad that the only thing he can think of to make fun of you about is the fact that you have curly hair....

Just take out your cock and chase him around with it out. If that fails then pack your underwear with peanut butter and when he comes around to pick on you just be like 'Wait wait wait' and throw your hand down there and pull out a massive gob of peanut butter and smack him in the face with it... I think I heard something like that on that Training Day movie.

Sock him in the face and laugh.

Oh but that would be inappropriate. . . . right? ;)

At 3/8/08 04:25 AM, Lorkas wrote: HAH! Take that mods! You've mentioned that "Rape her" posts are illegal! But you never said "Rape him" is illegal. Once again, I the all mighty one has totally PWNd the nazi mods who have orgasms while banning people. Heh, I'm so cool. Too bad the mods are lollerskates...

I really don't think it will make that much of a difference...

On topic, I say you should..um well... I don't know, get someone to beat you up, then call the cops and get somebody else to say it was him. I think that counts as Assault...it might get him off your back for a while...especially if he's in gaol lol

The answer is obvious. Stand up for yourself. Seriously the light suspension, that you might not even get considering if the fight is kept low key, will be nothing if you can put him in his place and stop having other people think they can walk all over you. You make yourself an easy target by just taking it, so do something about it.

Kick 'em in the nuts very hard five times. Than shoot him with a mini squirtgun.