Neil Armstrong here! HI!!

[NeilArmstrong]

Oh hey there guys! It's just me, Neil Armstrong. You might remember me from such things as I walked on the moon.

So I'm just letting everybody know that I'll be putsing around the site from now on. So make sure everything you make is really good, becuase remember, I walked on the moon! Watch out for those space monsters, THEY"L GETCHA! Haha, you know, like in Anchorman? Hee, those guns. Will Ferrell you silly bitch.

Anyhoo, I'm really interested in this, what's it called, Moon Myndicate. These guys really seem to know what they're doing! If I were you, I'd give them your respect!!

Right well this is Astronaut (<- my rank) Armstrong, signing out! I'll leave you with this (satellite photo of me on the moon!):

[Piclownjews]

What in the pancake

[americanidiot2f]

Are you fucking serious?! No one actually took that name?!

[NeilArmstrong]

At 3/7/08 11:25 PM, Piclownjews wrote: Neil Armstrong was a gay buttfucking crocodile

What in tarnation? I was raped! I didn't even KNOW that hole was an alien anus! Where did you GET that preposterous hypothesis!? Did that ratbastard Buzz Aldrin tell you that?

[pwnmastr]

At 3/7/08 11:24 PM, NeilArmstrong wrote: Right well this is A SMALL PENIS (<- my rank) Armstrong, signing out!

I agree

[NeilArmstrong]

At 3/7/08 11:26 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Are you fucking serious?! No one actually took that name?!

Why.. wait what? Take my name? Why would anyone take my name?

[Extremewookie]

I do believe that Mr. Piclownjews is the culprit behind this alt.

[Diivizzle]

Please get sucked into a black hole.

[NeilArmstrong]

At 3/7/08 11:28 PM, pwnmastr wrote:

At 3/7/08 11:24 PM, NeilArmstrong wrote: Right well this is A SMALL PENIS (<- my rank) Armstrong, signing out!

I agree

SLANDEROUS! I won't STAND for this tomfoolery! I'm reporting your libel spouting asses to the AUTHORITIES!

[brassmonker1234]

Anyhoo, I'm really interested in this, what's it called, Moon Myndicate. These guys really seem to know what they're doing! If I were you, I'd give them your respect!!

Yeah because we need to respect idiot alt makers and fucking people we do not know

[Biscuit-Boy]

At 3/7/08 11:30 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: Please get sucked into a black hole.

... and blown out a white hole?

Suck and Blow,

Thats the way to go!

[Extremewookie]

Well, Armstrong, or dare I say Mr. Piclownjews, what do you have to say for yourself? You stand accused of an unfunny alt.

[Piclownjews]

At 3/7/08 11:35 PM, Extremewookie wrote: Well, Armstrong, or dare I say Mr. Piclownjews, what do you have to say for yourself? You stand accused of an unfunny alt.

You stand accused of being a baby raping McFag-O-Tron
Fuck you!

[NucularSoldier]

At 3/7/08 11:26 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Are you fucking serious?! No one actually took that name?!

I thought the same.

[brassmonker1234]

At 3/7/08 11:41 PM, Piclownjews wrote:

At 3/7/08 11:35 PM, Extremewookie wrote: Well, Armstrong, or dare I say Mr. Piclownjews, what do you have to say for yourself? You stand accused of an unfunny alt.

You stand accused of being a baby raping McFag-O-Tron
Fuck you!

Rofl at text sig

[PinballWizard976]

If you really were Neil Armstrong, who's in his like 60's, you wouldn't be even on the internet, let alone talking about rape, and alien anuses.

[Fivemoon]

The Moon Myndicate have always been the best and most influential flash crew in all of New Grounds.
WE are the problems of the future. We are today. We are everything by Everyone.

[Extremewookie]

At 3/7/08 11:41 PM, Piclownjews wrote:

At 3/7/08 11:35 PM, Extremewookie wrote: Well, Armstrong, or dare I say Mr. Piclownjews, what do you have to say for yourself? You stand accused of an unfunny alt.

You stand accused of being a baby raping McFag-O-Tron
Fuck you!

Well, if that's all you have to say in your defense, allow me to present the evidence:

Odd how you seem to be alternating log-ons, indeed. Also, that you were the first to post in this thread is unsettling. Also, it seems you are unable to respond on your ALT Neilarmstrong because you used up his post limit! Also, you're an idiot with the inability to defend your unfunny your alt or come up with a witty insult. My work here is done.

[MetalTheRebelSmith]

that's the corniest joke ever if you aren't really Neil Armsrtong

[friendly-bear]

your not mr. armstrong.

[DJ-Prodigy]

OMG, it's Neil Armstrong!!!

Please, please, PLEASE tell me where you went for acting classes! That Moon Landing movie you were in was so believable! Please tell me!

[Luke]

I should have taken that name.
Instead I tried to get Hitler.

[Dry-Ice]

I get the feeling that alt trolls aren't even trying anymore.

[TOEZ]

At 3/7/08 11:47 PM, Extremewookie wrote: My work here is done.

You clicked on my profile :P

[NeilArmstrong]

Hey there, Neil Armstrong here. Just checking up on this thread. Good to see I've gotten some attention. There is something distressing though. Many of you seem to think I'm someone that I am not.

My name is Neil Alden Armstrong. Someone also mentioned that I'd be in my 60s. I'm 77, sir.

[SirLebowski]

By "walked on the moon" you mean helped deceive the American people into thinking Man has ever been to the moon, obviously.

[xXCostelloXx]

Moon landing=done on a set in Hollywood

FUCK YOU

[NeilArmstrong]

At 3/7/08 11:57 PM, SirLebowski wrote: By "walked on the moon" you mean helped deceive the American people into thinking Man has ever been to the moon, obviously.

I find it offensive that you would belittle the hard work and efforts of my team and out achievement of walking on the moon!

I am a true American hero!

[SirLebowski]

At 3/8/08 12:00 AM, NeilArmstrong wrote:

At 3/7/08 11:57 PM, SirLebowski wrote: By "walked on the moon" you mean helped deceive the American people into thinking Man has ever been to the moon, obviously.

I find it offensive that you would belittle the hard work and efforts of my team and out achievement of walking on the moon!

I am a true American hero!

Anyone that lies to America is a communist. You, sir, are an astro-communist.

[Sexylegs]

IS IT TRUE THAT THE MOON WALK WAS A FAKE??

...

Well... is it?