Oh hey there guys! It's just me, Neil Armstrong. You might remember me from such things as I walked on the moon.
So I'm just letting everybody know that I'll be putsing around the site from now on. So make sure everything you make is really good, becuase remember, I walked on the moon! Watch out for those space monsters, THEY"L GETCHA! Haha, you know, like in Anchorman? Hee, those guns. Will Ferrell you silly bitch.
Anyhoo, I'm really interested in this, what's it called, Moon Myndicate. These guys really seem to know what they're doing! If I were you, I'd give them your respect!!
Right well this is Astronaut (<- my rank) Armstrong, signing out! I'll leave you with this (satellite photo of me on the moon!):