Stupid Subway Workers!!

[Crazyhobo51]

Yesterday I decided to go to a local Subway to get a sandwich because I was hungry. So I walked up to the counter and no one was there. After ringing a little bell thing and yelling for almost ten minutes this huge fat lady walked out of the back of the place with a huge cut on her arm and a really runny nose and sneezes! I ordered a one foot veggie delite and everything was going well until I ordered guacamole, apparently guacamole is such an alien word to her that it took 3 minutes for a response,
"Salt and pepper?" yes she thought I wanted salt and pepper and not guacamole. I told her that I wanted guacamole and then she said
"honey mustard?" After asking her for guacamole a few more times she came up with this great reply
"Gwack?!" not understanding what "Gwack" is a questioned her a few more times always getting the same answer. Finally a decided to ask for "Gwack" she then immediately said,
"Oh you want guacamole?"
I am definately never going to that Subway again.

[TheHardcoreDave]

Why the hell didn't you get the gwak on the sub?
That stuff is sex.

[4Doctodragon]

At 3/7/08 05:39 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: That lady is the only person that is ever going to work there, there are no more employees.

Was she white?

I don't think so.

[stanni]

Was she fit?

[Crazyhobo51]

Yes, she was fat, white, and generally enormous lol

[Electric-Bla]

At 3/7/08 05:39 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: there are no more employees.

She ate them.

[TheHardcoreDave]

At 3/7/08 05:42 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: Yes, she was fat, white, and generally enormous lol

Did you secks her up?

[Testicle]

Me, my bro and some friends went to Subway once, there was a new worker there (We didn't know at the time) and my brother asked for a BLT. He then asked what salad my bro wanted on it..
My bro pulled a confused face and said "Lettuce and Tomato..?" and i burst into tears laughing, and then the woman told us he was new and the guy got really embaressed about it.
I mean come on.. "What salad do you want?". It's in the name god damn it!

[Biscuit-Boy]

I once went to Subway and ordered a sandwich. The lady at the counter yelled at me, "CAN'T YOU READ?!?" because I included condiments in my order.

"Ham and Cheese with some onion, mayonnaise and bumsecks, please"

"CAN'T YOU READ?!? We have no such sandwich!"

And so I tried again, one step at a time, and I got my sandwich!

Surprisingly, it was a Chinese woman

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Subway has always been fine when I've eaten there. Yesterday I got my order promptly and it tasted really good. I've never had a problem with Subway. Maybe I'm just lucky or something.

[Samen]

One time I went to a SubWay while there was a small fire in the back. They wouldn't turn on the fans, and when anyone asked, they pretended to not here. :P

It was very smoky.

[Psychopathic-Mind]

My sister works at Subway, and she said that the problems are usually the customers at hers, but some of these stories are just WOW.

[Kitala]

My friend Jenna used to work there
and i didn't even need to mention that for you all to believe that

they leave their damn meat sitting out there
so you can have a "selection"
of which meat hasn't spoiled the most in the 10 hours its been out

I hate them.
They're disgusting.

and i fucking cant stand jared

[Foobey]

interesting!

[Future-Mass-Murderer]

At 3/7/08 06:19 PM, Testicle wrote: Me, my bro and some friends went to Subway once, there was a new worker there (We didn't know at the time) and my brother asked for a BLT. He then asked what salad my bro wanted on it..
My bro pulled a confused face and said "Lettuce and Tomato..?" and i burst into tears laughing, and then the woman told us he was new and the guy got really embaressed about it.
I mean come on.. "What salad do you want?". It's in the name god damn it!

You do realize there are many different types of salads, But with that pitiful sized brain of your I trust you wouldn't know.

[Theslav]

At 3/7/08 05:38 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: I am definately never going to that Subway again.

I suggest you read " Memoirs of a McDonald's employee"

[The-Eagle]

At 3/7/08 06:20 PM, Biscuit-Boy wrote: "Ham and Cheese with some onion, mayonnaise and bumsecks, please"

"CAN'T YOU READ?!? We have no such sandwich!"

And so I tried again, one step at a time, and I got my sandwich!

Surprisingly, it was a Chinese woman

You got some bumsecks too?

[ragingfred]

illegal immigrant?