Pokemon Trainers, Learn To Swim

[WilliWowza]

I am sick and tired of having to spend forever getting SURF, getting the appropriate badge and teaching it to a pokemon just to be able to cross water. When I'm actually surfing the ocean waves on my Lapras, what do I see? That's right, 6 YEAR OLDS SWIMMING ALONG IN THEIR ARMBANDS TRYING TO BATTLE ME WITH THEIR HORSEAS.
asdfgh, seriously how hard would it be to take a few swimming lessons, it'd save alot of time, and embarrassment. Honestly I must be the only person who has to ride a pokemon across these waters, people will think I'm afraid to get wet.

SO BLUE/RED/GOLD/SILVER/CRYSTAL/ASH/GARY/MA Y WHATEVER, learn to swim.

[Cootie]

Then we wouldn't get to see how many tenticool are in the water.

[gibleto]

Well, maybe he's allergic.....

[TheWhatsit]

All those damn Onix's weighing him down.

[Gousst]

Dude, surf is THOUSANDS better than flash or rock smash, or cut, well is the only one that is not shit

[SniperWolf1564]

That's the fun part of RPGs. You don't get to swim until you find some sort of mystical armor/armband/creature/whatever.

[Roastmasters]

See children of newgrounds... this is what happens when you give a corrupt minded maniac drugs, internet, and a pokemon game

[DeathWeapon]

Is that a screenshot of the Shiny Gold hack I spy?

I wish the full version were available.

[Unimportant]

At 3/6/08 08:30 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I am sick and tired of having to spend forever getting SURF, getting the appropriate badge and teaching it to a pokemon just to be able to cross water. When I'm actually surfing the ocean waves on my Lapras, what do I see? That's right, 6 YEAR OLDS SWIMMING ALONG IN THEIR ARMBANDS TRYING TO BATTLE ME WITH THEIR HORSEAS.
asdfgh, seriously how hard would it be to take a few swimming lessons, it'd save alot of time, and embarrassment. Honestly I must be the only person who has to ride a pokemon across these waters, people will think I'm afraid to get wet.

SO BLUE/RED/GOLD/SILVER/CRYSTAL/ASH/GARY/MA Y WHATEVER, learn to swim.

Also, add guns. It's complete bullshit that you have to fight through legions of worthless team Rocket(/Other Inferior team) members in order to stop their boss from taking over the world when it would be so much easier to just shoot the bastard.

In fact, I think all "plot" (if you can call it that) related events could be solved with guns. Giovani(sp?) trying to steal the Masterball? Not if the president's packing a .45! Team Magma trying to steal the meteorite? Not when the scientists have revolvers in their pockets!

Honestly, guns solve problems. If we add swimming, we need guns too.

[AshfordPride]

I d-don't want to get my beret wet...

[CryogenChaos]

How do you get leg cramps from losing a Pokemon battle?

[adrian2695]

lol but then u wouldnt be able to use an old rod to catch some magikarp...

i think i still have shiny gold somewhere on my compy.

[AshfordPride]

At 3/6/08 08:38 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: How do you get leg cramps from losing a Pokemon battle?

He was to busy training his Pokemon to get an adequate amount of potassium. And there are no bananas at sea!

[americanidiot2f]

And Rock Smash, what the fuck. Just go ask your Pokemons "HEY, YEA HIT THAT ROCK, KTHXBAI"

[WilliWowza]

At 3/6/08 08:37 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I d-don't want to get my beret wet...

Glub! Glub!

[CryogenChaos]

At 3/6/08 08:39 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:38 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: How do you get leg cramps from losing a Pokemon battle?

He was to busy training his Pokemon to get an adequate amount of potassium. And there are no bananas at sea!

So he spends months and months training his Pokemon to be the best, not eating bananas the entire time, and then when his Pokemon loses, that's the point where the lack of potassium kicks in?

Nintendo's logic befuddles me.

[Isaias212]

lol that is kinda retarded that u cant swim :P and i dotn think they will ever change that so.... we r stuck with it

[AshfordPride]

At 3/6/08 08:41 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Nintendo's logic befuddles me.

Logic smogic.

[Doregushin]

At 3/6/08 08:33 PM, Gousst wrote: Dude, surf is THOUSANDS better than flash

Lies

[Underking2]

Its also weird how all of the pther pokemon battle on water. My fire pokemon is going to get extinquished.

[akmeteor]

At 3/6/08 08:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:41 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Nintendo's logic befuddles me.

Logic smogic.

that pic is the best pic ive ever seen i think i fell in love with it

[Knights]

I wish you could use more than 4 attacks as well.

[WilliWowza]

At 3/6/08 09:25 PM, akmeteor wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:41 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Nintendo's logic befuddles me.

Logic smogic.

that pic is the best pic ive ever seen i think i fell in love with it

http://awkwardzombie.com/

[DeadBabies]

At 3/6/08 08:36 PM, Unimportant wrote: Honestly, guns solve problems. If we add swimming, we need guns too.

You remember what happened when they added guns to Sonic?

[All-American-Badass]

At 3/6/08 09:28 PM, DeadBabies wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:36 PM, Unimportant wrote: Honestly, guns solve problems. If we add swimming, we need guns too.

You remember what happened when they added guns to Sonic?

stuff blowing up?

[4Doctodragon]

Wowza, maybe you shouldn't be playing with six year olds, just a though.

[LordZeebmork]

Damn right, it really shouldn't be that hard for a kid to swim across an entire sea.

[SniperWolf1564]

At 3/6/08 09:29 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 3/6/08 09:28 PM, DeadBabies wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:36 PM, Unimportant wrote: Honestly, guns solve problems. If we add swimming, we need guns too.

You remember what happened when they added guns to Sonic?

stuff blowing up?

No, you get a really bad spin off game for Shadow, titled Shadow the Hedgehog.

[Revolation]

How do you get screen shot like that?

of pokemon

[haveabadday5]

HEY THERE YOUNGN'!!!
WANT ME TO SHOW YA HOW TO CATCH A POKEMAn??????

that n was uncapitalized