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(To the left of the main body)
*Boom* *Zzzzzzclingclingclingclingpoosh*

(Over Intercom)
"Just kidding LOL"

I didnt want to go to Los Angleses *end terriost accent*.

At 3/6/08 09:11 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: Theres.....Something on the wing. Some...... Thing!

Its a a....GREMLIN!

hmm... i wonder why the plane didn't explode yet

There's a gremlin on the side of the plane!

"Theres a terrorist on the plane! Everybody run!"

At 3/6/08 08:36 PM, Gooch wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:33 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

Hey, its cool, we've got "The Santa Clause 3."

"Alright folks, fear not. We know you'll love this one. Enjoy Home Alone 4."

Oh God

OH GOD

See if you can get a game of perfection past security, then when you're on the plane, set it.

Let it buzz for about 10 seconds, then about 5 seconds before it stops, yell "BOMB!" and see how many people jump when it pops.

ALLAH!!!!!

Say it on a plane and watch what happens.

At 3/8/08 12:42 AM, GoForthAndDie wrote: ALLAH!!!!!

Say it on a plane and watch what happens.

didnt work. how about " Has anyone seen my Belt?! it has a red button on it and the strap says " This is definetly NOT a bomb "

At 3/6/08 07:58 PM, NewWorldProductions wrote: "Uhh... why is there a fire in the cockpit?"

Then end it off with,

"Heh, cock pit."

Right after everyone starts getting freaked out.

Best one

Obviously something that a terrorist would say, like "Get the fuck down motherfuckers or I'll blow your brains out?"

"Wow, ya know we got a really nice pilot. We've been drinking at the bar, ya know he's really a great guy"
"Oh my god . . . I'm Iranian, everyone PANIC!!!"
"I'm . . . I have to. Ughghhh, Oh jeeez. I'm . . . I'm gonna have to take my pants off!"
*Lean over to the old woman next to you* I'm about to cum . . . Lalalala"
*look at the plane window* "Theres . . . someTHING on the . . . wingoftheplane. Its . . not a man." <Twilightzone reference<.
and finally
"Hey ted I really got a BANG, out of that movie the other night, It was just EXPLOSIVE. However the sequel just BOMBED. I don't really see what all the KABOOM is about, with the third one. Sometimes don'tcha just feel like Its ALL A (Allah) big scandal? Gosh sometimes I just wanna EXPLODE. And not only that but . . . I'm gonna blow up this mutha fuckin' Plane!"
And last, but not least

"Holy Shit! Theres mutha fuckin' Snakes up in this plane . . . Beyotch!"

"Dammit, I forgot the bomb at home."

"Hey, wanna see what happens when I press this button?"

The worst thing to say would be "OMG this fish has worms in it" and then you would toss the fish into the lap of the obese woman next to you.

*Insert 9.11/Muslim/Terrorist overplayed joke here*

A quote from Weird Al's song Albuquerque "The flight attendants were all out of Dr. Pepper and Salted Peanuts, and the in flight movie was Bio-dome!" "Oh ya and 3 of the airplane engines burnt out"

Should I cut the black or the red wire?

"Who's throat do I have to cut to get a plane crash around here?!?"

shout bastard and bomb then jump out and see if others will follow you!

I did this once before. I was flying on a plane and had I was talking on the airline phone(the one that comes out of the seat in case you need to call someone). We wanted to mess with everyone so I eventually said " yeah it's in the case. Yes, the buttons in my pocket. Im going to make sure this plane doesn't land". Then i pretend to look for a bomb in my suitcase and make a sigh of relief. By now the guy near me is freaking out a bit. Hes talking to his girlfriend or something, and i hear him saying" that guys creeping me out. He said this plane wont land." I then pulled out what looked like a bomb detonater(it was actually just a wood hunk wrapped in tin foil with a lot of red paint at the top to look like a detonater switch.) now this guy is going crazy. Hes telling her to look at me, and when she does, I put it back in the bag. she says something(most likely that hes seeing things). I then tell my friend that the bomb is going off soon. Now the guy starts yelling like a idiot and the staff came to settle him down. He yelled" That guys gonna bomb the plane!" I then take off the taped tin foil wrap and put it in my seat crevice( the crack in the seats) and put the hunk of wood in my back pocket, the one I was sitting on. they check, see nothing but clothes, a cell phone, and a hunk of wood with paint on it. the guy is then asked to sit down and not bother the others. I put on the tin foil wrap and pull out the wood. The guy is officialy screaming, and I say "it blows in 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2. Then the staff came and i threw the eetonater under his chair while he wasn't looking. The guy was thrown off the plane at the nearest stop after I repeated that. Along with his girlfriend who was screaming too. It was so fun. who knew how much fun you can have with a hunk of wood, red paint, and tinfoil.

Lol at the tick dude

he's got a gun!

dude the mountains are getting bigger

DROP THE LOAD!!

*I'm in the back of the plane*
"Why, hello Ms. Cyrus!"

*Everyone shifts to the back, thus causing the plane to fall backward"

response to gay Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana hype

i am a human bomb

also, second worst thing to do is sing TNT(ACDC) Me: OH IM TNT..,....Guy:OH GOD, THAT GUY IS TNT.