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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 05:53 PM Reply

by the sound of this your royally screwed. WTF were you thinkin havin sex with a blood relative!!
Inbreeding leads to 11 fingers and 17 toes! buck teeth and no tongues. Freak kids!!! You are fucked!


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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:09 PM Reply

Dude. Just.....

Dude.


Well-a Everybody's Heard About the Word, Tha-Tha-Tha Word-Word-Word the Word is the.....

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:10 PM Reply

At 3/6/08 05:39 PM, Cericon wrote: Congratulations?

Name him after me.


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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:12 PM Reply

At 3/6/08 05:10 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: I told you guys I did my cousin, remember?

That bullshit story that was made purely for feedback and nothing else? Yeah I remember that and got a laugh or two out of it.

but no more

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:15 PM Reply

If it's true...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAH YOU'RE FUCKED!

If not, well, congratulations, it was still a funny story.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:16 PM Reply

Nice..I like it..
Congradulations
On banging the hot chick that is your cousin, not on having a baby....tough luck..
name it......
Rolph


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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:16 PM Reply

That baby will be one ugly fuck.


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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 06:30 PM Reply

What the hell is wrong with you are you retarded? Did your Dad and your Aunt have you ?


I broke the rules and Im proud/Am I hardcore or what?
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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 07:23 PM Reply

At 3/6/08 05:33 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: Been away for awhile... here you guys go:

1. Blood relation. (Damn it.)
2. Religion against abortion, and her family would disown her.
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.
4. I'm 15 for the record. (No need to be raped by pedos.)

Not enough money to go to Japan? Like as in 'escape to Japan'? That is the dumbest thing I've heard all fucking day. Why the fuck would you want to go to that god forsaken place? Going for site seeing and vacation is one thing, but living there? Holy ass.

Seriously, abort that kid. No need to have it raised by fuck-offs and have +1 retards in this world (and not incest retards, I mean like the retards raised by retard parents). Aborting it would be the smartest thing you'll probably ever do for the rest of your life and that's not saying much. You gotta take what you can get.

Fuck that religion and fuck that family. Do the right thing.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 07:28 PM Reply

Oh my god, it's happening again...

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 07:48 PM Reply

Make a cartoon about it, and submit it here so we can all laugh at you.


True story...

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 09:08 PM Reply

Stop craving attention and get a life. NOW.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 09:33 PM Reply

he...hehe...hehehe....ahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! well that aside you are pretty much screwed!


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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 09:42 PM Reply

At 3/6/08 05:18 PM, lauf wrote: Can she not have an abortion? Otherwise you're pretty screwed. The father part is not so bad..but I don't think your family will be happy with this..

It shouldnt matter if she has an abortion, the babies probably retarded


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 11:14 PM Reply

You are my hero.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 11:20 PM Reply

Condoms are cheep.


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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 11:22 PM Reply

Normally I would feel bad for people like you but. . . . lol you fcked your cousin. I could waste ten minutes laughing at your dilemma but i'll just say newgrounds isn't the place to be at a time like this. Get some help, talk to her, but not here.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 11:49 PM Reply

At 3/6/08 07:23 PM, gradenator wrote:
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.

Not enough money to go to Japan? Like as in 'escape to Japan'? That is the dumbest thing I've heard all fucking day. Why the fuck would you want to go to that god forsaken place? Going for site seeing and vacation is one thing, but living there? Holy ass.

No, incest is allowed between cousins in Japan, but looked down upon, obviously.
Do some research before you post insanely stupid things like that, please.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 7th, 2008 @ 12:02 AM Reply

In most states, it's not illegal to have sex with your first cousin.

'Nuff said.
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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 7th, 2008 @ 09:43 AM Reply

At 3/6/08 05:33 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: Been away for awhile... here you guys go:

1. Blood relation. (Damn it.)
2. Religion against abortion, and her family would disown her.
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.
4. I'm 15 for the record. (No need to be raped by pedos.)

Omg, fuck religion. Just let her do that. Nobody needs to know it. Just tell her to don't tell anyone. Then get that abortion and everyone's happy.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 7th, 2008 @ 09:53 AM Reply

You're own fault for letting your cock make the big decisions.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 7th, 2008 @ 10:13 AM Reply

Well, this isn't the first time i've seen this. (Really! I'll tell ya later...) Here's basically what you can do. Since you knocked her up, you can pay for her abortion. I know it sounds crazy, but this is probably your best course of action. If she hasn't toldher parents already, formulate a plan of action, to get yourselves to a doctor, get an abortion (there are clinics that do it discreetly) and forget about the whole thing.

IF she is against the abortion idea, here's your plan B: Tell your family what has happened. Openly, and without shame. (Also, retardation has a higher chance percentage when a brother and sister have offspring, NOT cousins) Tell your family, and plan on getting hitched at 16.

All i can say dude, is you've probably chopped off about 10 years of your life. Fatherhood really shouldn't start until 25. Good luck homie.


Do what now...?

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 7th, 2008 @ 10:20 AM Reply

At 3/6/08 06:15 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: If it's true...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAH YOU'RE FUCKED!

If not, well, congratulations, it was still a funny story.

And he's following through with threads, good to see.

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Response to Oh fuck. Mar. 7th, 2008 @ 02:53 PM Reply

At 3/6/08 05:20 PM, JaY11 wrote: Boy, what a story to tell your kids!

''My daddy had sex with his cousin!''

If they can hear you due to the severe genetic defects of having a baby after keeping it.. you know... "in the family"....

Sounds just like Telford.