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im speechless O_O

At 3/6/08 07:38 AM, Sawke wrote: I don't believe you. No one is so stupid to wait over an over before masturbating especially when they know their parents are out on a limited time, and what is your comp RIGHT in front of the door way? what'd you need to make it a special night? couldn't you just watch the porn then retreat to your room? this is just stupid anyone who would do what you so claim to be true...would be paranoid to take enough caution not to get caught

Another thing that I'm suspicious about is that... wouldn't he hear his parents come in? They would be loud coming in the house, and if he was alone, the rest of the house would be quiet and he would notice.

What parents would send their kid into therapy for that? It seems like normal healthy sexual development to me. It's not any sort of 'at risk' behavior that would warrant therapy.

on a side note, what hentai movie what that?

Next time, don't get caught.

At 3/6/08 10:33 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: It seems like normal healthy sexual development to me.

You have to take into account that you're not this kids parents. His parents could be completely different people from you and have different views.

Also it could be that his only computer is a family shared one in the living room or some such and he didn't have time to properly hide the instrument and clean himself up before they found him.

But your NOT normal, i mean seriously, who the fuck gets off to cartoons. Hell, they aren't just cartoons, they are very very poorly animated cartoons. Fuck you are a piece of shit. Go die and resurrect on the 7th day and then die again. Fuck you suck.

At 3/6/08 10:45 AM, pinecone1 wrote: But your NOT normal, i mean seriously, who the fuck gets off to cartoons. Hell, they aren't just cartoons, they are very very poorly animated cartoons. Fuck you are a piece of shit. Go die and resurrect on the 7th day and then die again. Fuck you suck.

How hard did you get hit on the head?

funny, best thing, go to the therapy, then just stare at the therapist, then, when he ask you questions, say really slowly

"i've seen you die"

then leap at him, works every time

ever notice therapist has the word rapist in it?

At 3/6/08 03:20 AM, risbolla wrote: Hahahahahahaha!

that was a very detailed commentry

Cucmber thing? Explain further please.

Say you are a vegetarian.

Fuck off, I found that funny.

Great story.

Hahahahah therapy for a sex toy? What the fuck?

First off, I hope this is true because its hilarious.

At 3/6/08 10:33 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: It seems like normal healthy sexual development to me.

Yes, screwing cucumbers is completely normal, your on sick loser you know that? I mean a cucumber? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At 3/6/08 11:45 AM, StickyWicky wrote: Wait, how can you have sex with a cucumber?

not including it going on your ass, I mean you going down on the cucumber...

I guess he chizzled out the inside to make a tube. That way he can do it.

It's normal to experiment with different ways of masturbation.

are you going to be a pickle fucker next?

LMAO!

This thread has made my day

At 3/6/08 11:14 AM, dogstile wrote: funny, best thing, go to the therapy, then just stare at the therapist, then, when he ask you questions, say really slowly

"i've seen you die"

then leap at him, works every time

ever notice therapist has the word rapist in it?

it does not only have rapist in it:

Therapist = The Rapist :)

At 3/6/08 01:09 PM, RPGamer wrote:

At 3/6/08 11:14 AM, dogstile wrote:

ever notice therapist has the word rapist in it?

it does not only have rapist in it:

Therapist = The Rapist :)

DEAR GOD NO!

Cucumber... hentai...

wtf

I do miss these old 'my parents caught me jerking' threads

My parents made me go to therapy when I was a kid because they were stupid and had problems and thought it was effecting us.

So all I did was fuck with the therapists the whole time, just make up stories. And weird obsessions and start yelling for no reason. After awhile they figured that I was doing it to fuck with them.
I had a good laugh though.

kill a dildo

At 3/6/08 07:50 AM, Zanarchy wrote: I feel bad for you, you are stupid enough to get caught fucking a cucumber. At least lock the door.

Chances are his parents have a key.

I don't know what to say. All I can REALLY say is that it's pretty fucked up what you were doing with that cucumber...and whatever happens to you...well you had it coming.

At 3/6/08 01:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I don't know what to say. All I can REALLY say is that it's pretty fucked up what you were doing with that cucumber...and whatever happens to you...well you had it coming.

says guy wif username analpenguinpharming

At 3/6/08 01:57 PM, Mr-Miyamoto wrote:

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Stop spamin analhole

talk to you dad and be like.

hey, i was just trying to get the vagina sensation without actually going out and having sex.

yeah it may have been stupid but hey, can you say that you wouldn't have tried this?

that may work

Please draw me a picture showing how you can use a cucumber as a vagina.

On second thought, nevermind...

Am I the only one who wants to slap the shit out of people who actually do this sort of stuff?

Fucking a cucumber, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You should go to therapy for a year.