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ok im so pissed. I made a post a while back about 3 weeks ago. my parents were out for the nigh and were suposed to come home at 4. I read a thread about home made sex toys i chose the cucumber. ( u heat it up clean it and it feels like pussy after u put in in microwave. ) and i just finished downloading my hentai porno. so i was sitting tehre happy almsot about to burst with a cucumber in my hand and hentai playing at 1 AM and my parenta walk in from a movie.

Now sined me up for therapy that i HAVE to go to... i dont know how to tell them that im a normal kid that wanted to experiment. serisly i feel like shit now they think im like mental or somting.

Tell them you're gay. Or staight. I dont really know, are you a chick? Wait, did you like, fuck it or stick it up your ass?

But in normal sex why would you stick A vagina in your ass?

Experimenting can have repercussions.

Therapy for jerkin' it? thats bullshit. the cucumber thing is kinda weird, but still, your parents are assholes.

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!

This has seriously put m in such a good mood for the day. I don't even care that I have a crappy ecology test in 2 hours.

Thanks for that!

You should tell the therapist that you find cucumbers and other culinary vegetables sexually attractive. Srsly

DOUBLE VAGINA?!

Oh wow...

Simply fucking wow...

I'm not sure if I buy this. It's hard to tell if the OP is an alt or whether he actually would fuck a cucumber whilst wanking to Hentai and get caught by his parents and have to go to therapy, and reading all of his posts - they could either be the work of an alt or a cucumber fucker. It's a mystery. But then he does have his age at 18, which is how a 13-year-old cucumber fucker would lie but not what an 18-year-old alt account owner would lie.

Anyway, fair play old chap.

At 3/6/08 03:20 AM, risbolla wrote: Hahahahahahaha!

Yeah I was about to say that

wow is that real? hahaha that means ur dicks small enuff to fit in a cucumber!

At 3/6/08 03:04 AM, elementc wrote: DOUBLE VAGINA?!

As first posts go, that one is pretty awesome.

At 3/6/08 04:11 AM, ouchichi wrote:

At 3/6/08 03:04 AM, elementc wrote: DOUBLE VAGINA?!

As first posts go, that one is pretty awesome.

Yeah, not many people can have first posts like that....

BTW, 0_o @ topic.

What the hell...a cucumber?
What did it feel like anyways?
But like the other guy said go with your a vegephile ROLF

At 3/6/08 02:57 AM, Cook3777 wrote: and i just finished downloading my hentai porno.

Oh, I like Hentai quite a bit.

At 3/6/08 05:39 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote:

At 3/6/08 02:57 AM, Cook3777 wrote: and i just finished downloading my hentai porno.

Oh, I like Hentai quite a bit.

Oh, why is that?

At 3/6/08 05:42 AM, PureLionHeart wrote: Oh, why is that?

Oh, I'm not quite sure, I just think it's really interesting.

Wow that must really suck. You should learn how to lock your door once in a while.

Why didn't you just use your hand?

At 3/6/08 05:54 AM, Old-School wrote: Why didn't you just use your hand?

Greatest question in this thread.

How do you go out all night and then come home at four? Is that four a.m.?

At 3/6/08 03:20 AM, risbolla wrote: Hahahahahahaha!

Exactly.

I don't believe you. No one is so stupid to wait over an over before masturbating especially when they know their parents are out on a limited time, and what is your comp RIGHT in front of the door way? what'd you need to make it a special night? couldn't you just watch the porn then retreat to your room? this is just stupid anyone who would do what you so claim to be true...would be paranoid to take enough caution not to get caught.

I don't believe you. No one is so stupid to wait over an over before masturbating especially when they know their parents are out on a limited time, and what is your comp RIGHT in front of the door way? what'd you need to make it a special night? couldn't you just watch the porn then retreat to your room? this is just stupid anyone who would do what you so claim to be true...would be paranoid to take enough caution not to get caught

I feel bad for you, you are stupid enough to get caught fucking a cucumber. At least lock the door.

That sucks man, but I can't help but laugh, hahahaha...sorry...

I hope this is true, or else it just won't ba as funny.

Ha, Ha, Now your parents know you enjoy cucumbers more than you really should. I bet they won't even buy cucumber at the store anymore because they're scared they'll walk in on you screwing one again. Next time you won't wait so damn long to masterbate.

Google, "homemade sex toys" and click I'm feeling lucky, that site has all these homemade sex toys you can make, hahahaha, it'll add a little more variety to this guy's homemade sex toy collection, jj.

LMAO wtf a cucumber that is mental as.
would b funnier if you heated it up for to long in the microwave and scolded your knob

Buy a fleshlight.