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My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:48 PM Reply

I'm posting this on an alt account, because I'm pretty sure my mom has checked my main account in the past, and I don't want her feelings to be hurt if she finds this thread.

I mean, it's a nice painting, but it gives me the fucking creeps.

My mom drew a creepy painting of me


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:49 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:48 PM, DocHippo wrote: I'm posting this on an alt account, because I'm pretty sure my mom has checked my main account in the past, and I don't want her feelings to be hurt if she finds this thread.

I mean, it's a nice painting, but it gives me the fucking creeps.

Run away it's gonna kill us all D:

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:49 PM Reply

Your mom is talented.

I mean, she DREW PAINTING.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:50 PM Reply

Your moms pretty shit, or youre retarded. Your right eye is bigger than the left.

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:50 PM Reply

God, that stone-cold gaze just bores through you


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:50 PM Reply

It is a good drawing, but it looks at me funny


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:50 PM Reply

Haha, it's not really realistic. Is she new to painting? I'd just support her for now, in time she will get better.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:51 PM Reply

With a mouth that small it must take you a good couple hours to eat dinner.

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:51 PM Reply

Your mom makes Da Vinci look like he was blind, because she drew a painting.

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:51 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:50 PM, TlTS wrote: Your moms pretty shit, or youre retarded. Your right eye is bigger than the left.

The right eye is also closer. :P

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:52 PM Reply

Drew a painting

How does I drew paint?

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:53 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:50 PM, TlTS wrote: Your moms pretty shit, or youre retarded. Your right eye is bigger than the left.

First of all, the left eye is further, making it seem smaller, and you look at it from an angle, also making it seem smaller.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:50 PM, emochild wrote: It is a good drawing, but it looks at me funny

It wants to kill you i tell ya

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:49 PM, Chippythechipmonk wrote: Your mom is talented.

I mean, she DREW PAINTING.

I don't get it you should give more gigantic visual hints so everyone can see how funny you are


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:57 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:54 PM, psychomonkeyparade wrote: I don't get it you should give more gigantic visual hints so everyone can see how funny you are

I find it humorous.

And it was used for emphasis.

THINK before youTYPE.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:57 PM Reply

Since everyone is pointing out the anatomical errors in your mother's painting I'm just going to go ahead and state the obvious- you're neck is too short and fat, also you're slouched unusually. You look like a turtle.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:59 PM Reply

She's quite talented, but it does have a bit of creep to it.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:00 AM Reply

That's it
it's time to burn that painting
I've have had it with it wanting to kill me

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:01 AM Reply

Pretend like it accidentally flew out the window into someones woodchipper


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:09 AM Reply

Aw, and for that, you should give her a nice big hug and tell her you love her very much.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:11 AM Reply

Does your neck really look like that?


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:15 AM Reply

At 3/6/08 12:11 AM, beeryayghost wrote: Does your neck really look like that?

No, my mom decided to reference a picture of me that had an incredibly weird angle, in the actual picture I'm turning my head around, but here it just looks weird and retarded.

also, yes, drew a painting, hurr hurr hurr

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:19 AM Reply

That's a pretty good painting, your mom is very talented.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:20 AM Reply

At 3/6/08 12:01 AM, dragonshadow8 wrote: Pretend like it accidentally flew out the window into someones woodchipper

but i alreayd got my torch

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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:21 AM Reply

Hey, wasn't that the guy that sucked my penis yesterday?


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:23 AM Reply

Dude, where's my car?


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:30 AM Reply

Wow, what an ungratefull little dick.


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:34 AM Reply

Your mom is talented


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:39 AM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:51 PM, STFUn00b wrote: With a mouth that small it must take you a good couple hours to eat dinner.

Lol that was actually funny :D


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Response to My mom drew a creepy painting of me Mar. 6th, 2008 @ 12:40 AM Reply

That's a good picture.
But it feels like there is an evil spirit inside it...


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