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Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:24 PM Reply

Do you know as much as you think you know about the sleaze industry? Take a quick test.
25 question split into 3 sections. Questions become progressively harder.

Section 1: Q&A

1. Compilations, or videos of regular, random sex scenes with little to no plot or story, are known as what genre?

2. Legendary actor Ron Jeremy is known by what nickname?

3. What was the first mainstream pornographic movie?

4. John C. Holmes, a.k.a. Johnny Wadd, The King of Porn, The Sultan of Smut, officially appeared in how many films?

5. What city is known as the "Porn Capital of the World?"

6. In the largest filmed gangbang on record, what was the ratio of men to women?

7. What famous mogul of the porn industry is confined to wheelchair?

8. Who is "The World's Luckiest Man?"

9. Name the adult film actress and Penthouse Pet who was revealed to have been underage (as young as 15) throughout more than half of her career.

10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?

Section 2: True/False

11. Jenna Jameson is the wealthiest adult actress of all time.

12. The first pornographic film ever made dates back to 1908.

13. Adult films were once referred to as "red movies."

14. At the time of its release, there were pornographic games available for the Nintendo FamiCom (NES) system.

15. Pornographic websites generate $2.5 billion annually, while the film industry only generates $1.5 billion.

16. An estimated 90% of all Americans have watched porn at some point.

17. You have watched porn today.

Section 3: Fill in the Blank

18. The scene when the male actor(s) ejaculate(s) is known as the _____ _____?

19. In gay porn, large hairy men are known as ______.

20. "Behind the _____ Door"

21. The _ _ _ Awards are the Oscars of porn.

22. _______ are women who do not appear on camera, their job is to keep the male actor(s) sexually aroused during breaks in filming.

23. Porn involving the use of feces is refered to as ______ porn.

24. "_____ ___ _____" was the first animated X-rated film in America.

25. Sado-masochism, Voyeur, Foot, Midget, Pregnant, and Squirt are all examples of ______ porn.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:25 PM Reply

Why do you know these

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:25 PM Reply

Your copy pasting is full of fail.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:29 PM Reply

You should have just made a link to the actual quiz.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:31 PM Reply

18 is moneyshot and 23 is scat.

I think 25 is alternative? o__O


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:31 PM Reply

I know only a couple.

4. 2,500
23. scat
25. fetish


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:33 PM Reply

This is quite retarted. Why should i give a fuck who the porn star is? I just fap to it, and thats the end of it.

*fap fap fap*


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:36 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 09:24 PM, THEJamoke wrote: 1. Compilations, or videos of regular, random sex scenes with little to no plot or story, are known as what genre?

Comedy

2. Legendary actor Ron Jeremy is known by what nickname?

Ron

3. What was the first mainstream pornographic movie?

My Cock and I

4. John C. Holmes, a.k.a. Johnny Wadd, The King of Porn, The Sultan of Smut, officially appeared in how many films?

1

5. What city is known as the "Porn Capital of the World?"

Canada

6. In the largest filmed gangbang on record, what was the ratio of men to women?

2 men 1 cup

7. What famous mogul of the porn industry is confined to wheelchair?

nope

8. Who is "The World's Luckiest Man?"

me

9. Name the adult film actress and Penthouse Pet who was revealed to have been underage (as young as 15) throughout more than half of her career.

Good Burger

10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?

Mel Gipson, and Rugrats: In Paris

Section 2: True/False

11. Jenna Jameson is the wealthiest adult actress of all time.

F

12. The first pornographic film ever made dates back to 1908.

T

13. Adult films were once referred to as "red movies."

F

14. At the time of its release, there were pornographic games available for the Nintendo FamiCom (NES) system.

F

15. Pornographic websites generate $2.5 billion annually, while the film industry only generates $1.5 billion.

T

16. An estimated 90% of all Americans have watched porn at some point.

F

17. You have watched porn today.

T

Section 3: Fill in the Blank

18. The scene when the male actor(s) ejaculate(s) is known as the part where cum goes everywhere and hits the camera-man.

19. In gay porn, large hairy men are known as grose.

20. "Behind the Penis Door"

21. The Porn Awards are the Oscars of porn.

22. Penises are women who do not appear on camera, their job is to keep the male actor(s) sexually aroused during breaks in filming.

23. Porn involving the use of feces is refered to as really wierd and grose but still pretty hot porn.

24. "Rigrats" was the first animated X-rated film in America.

25. Sado-masochism, Voyeur, Foot, Midget, Pregnant, and Squirt are all examples of beastality porn.

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 09:43 PM Reply

Section 1: Q&A

1. Compilations, or videos of regular, random sex scenes with little to no plot or story, are known as what genre?

Non-Roleplaying Pornography

2. Legendary actor Ron Jeremy is known by what nickname?

Little Jimmy

3. What was the first mainstream pornographic movie?

Big Jugs 401

4. John C. Holmes, a.k.a. Johnny Wadd, The King of Porn, The Sultan of Smut, officially appeared in how many films?

69

5. What city is known as the "Porn Capital of the World?"

Playboy City

6. In the largest filmed gangbang on record, what was the ratio of men to women?

17:4

7. What famous mogul of the porn industry is confined to wheelchair?

A guy that is in a wheel chair.

8. Who is "The World's Luckiest Man?"

Bruce Willis when he is not on drugs.

9. Name the adult film actress and Penthouse Pet who was revealed to have been underage (as young as 15) throughout more than half of her career.

Jordan Spears

10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?

Lee Jordan, The One Fist To Rule Them All.

Section 2: True/False
11. Jenna Jameson is the wealthiest adult actress of all time.

False

12. The first pornographic film ever made dates back to 1908.

False

13. Adult films were once referred to as "red movies."

False

14. At the time of its release, there were pornographic games available for the Nintendo FamiCom (NES) system.

True

15. Pornographic websites generate $2.5 billion annually, while the film industry only generates $1.5 billion.

True

16. An estimated 90% of all Americans have watched porn at some point.

True

17. You have watched porn today.

True

Section 3: Fill in the Blank

18. The scene when the male actor(s) ejaculate(s) is known as the 'cum time.'

19. In gay porn, large hairy men are known as Wookies.

20. "Behind the Huge Door"

21. The XXX Awards are the Oscars of porn.

22. Hookers are women who do not appear on camera, their job is to keep the male actor(s) sexually aroused during breaks in filming.

23. Porn involving the use of feces is refered to as scat porn.

24. "Big Jars, Little Statues" was the first animated X-rated film in America.

25. Sado-masochism, Voyeur, Foot, Midget, Pregnant, and Squirt are all examples of THE porn.

Do I win anything?

This is just random text so I can post this. LOLOLOLOLOLOOL. Not yet? OMG, gay. Oh well, I might aswell post a randoms tory which involves me fucking a cat.

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 10:17 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 09:25 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Why do you know these

I worked in a porn shop for 2 years. They didn't make me assistant night manager for nothing.

At 3/5/08 09:25 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Your copy pasting is full of fail.

Sorry, no pasta.

At 3/5/08 09:28 PM, silentkat wrote: You have a sick, sick, mind.

Thank you.

At 3/5/08 09:29 PM, slackerzac wrote: You should have just made a link to the actual quiz.

This is the actual quiz. You will not find it anywhere else on the internets.

At 3/5/08 09:31 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: 18 is moneyshot and 23 is scat.

I think 25 is alternative? o__O

score: 2 correct

At 3/5/08 09:31 PM, BloodyViking wrote: I know only a couple.

4. 2,500
23. scat
25. fetish

score: 2 correct.

At 3/5/08 09:33 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: This is quite retarted. Why should i give a fuck who the porn star is? I just fap to it, and thats the end of it.

*fap fap fap*

keep whacking, man. GO GO GO.

At 3/5/08 09:36 PM, Jon4life wrote:

score: 6 correct.

At 3/5/08 09:43 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

score: 6 correct.

Do I win anything?

No.

This is just random text so I can post this. LOLOLOLOLOLOOL. Not yet? OMG, gay. Oh well, I might aswell post a randoms tory which involves me fucking a cat.

PM me with details.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 10:19 PM Reply

There is no way you wrote that.

nobody knows that much.

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 10:19 PM, Mizar wrote: There is no way you wrote that.

nobody knows that much.

Your argument is air tight. I see no way around it.

In all seriousness, these questions are really not hard at all. They are, to me anyway, common knowledge picked up along the way during those long hours sitting around, keeping shop, reading AVN until the 3am closing time. I had to scale down the number of questions because I though some of them were way too hard for the average person. These are the "easy" ones.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 10:35 PM Reply

If you can answer all the questions correctly, you really need to stop watching so much porn and get a life, or a girlfriend.

seriously.

wut

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 10:37 PM Reply

The first porno was Deep Throat, just a random fact I know.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 10:45 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 09:24 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

Section 1: Q&A

1. Compilations, or videos of regular, random sex scenes with little to no plot or story, are known as what genre?

Great porn.


2. Legendary actor Ron Jeremy is known by what nickname?

Ugly fuck.


3. What was the first mainstream pornographic movie?

Das Boot.


4. John C. Holmes, a.k.a. Johnny Wadd, The King of Porn, The Sultan of Smut, officially appeared in how many films?

5, and 2 plays on Broadway.


5. What city is known as the "Porn Capital of the World?"

Manchester.


6. In the largest filmed gangbang on record, what was the ratio of men to women?

1.5 : 4


7. What famous mogul of the porn industry is confined to wheelchair?

Jimmy Kimmel


8. Who is "The World's Luckiest Man?"

Johnny 12 toes, friend of mine. He has 12 toes! And only 1 foot.


9. Name the adult film actress and Penthouse Pet who was revealed to have been underage (as young as 15) throughout more than half of her career.

Tom Jones.


10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?

Rocky Balboa 'Left hook, right hook'.


Section 2: True/False

11. Jenna Jameson is the wealthiest adult actress of all time.

True


12. The first pornographic film ever made dates back to 1908.

Trick question.


13. Adult films were once referred to as "red movies."

False, blue movies because of the prominent regal aspect of the films.


14. At the time of its release, there were pornographic games available for the Nintendo FamiCom (NES) system.

True, it was actually just Mario with tits, though.


15. Pornographic websites generate $2.5 billion annually, while the film industry only generates $1.5 billion.

Bullshit.


16. An estimated 90% of all Americans have watched porn at some point.

With a 10% margin of error, true.


17. You have watched porn today.

False. Unless you count bathing my dog.


Section 3: Fill in the Blank

18. The scene when the male actor(s) ejaculate(s) is known as the ____ _____?

Best scene.


19. In gay porn, large hairy men are known as ______.

Viewers.


20. "Behind the _____ Door"

Porn.


21. The _ _ _ Awards are the Oscars of porn.

Oscars.


22. _______ are women who do not appear on camera, their job is to keep the male actor(s) sexually aroused during breaks in filming.

Fluffers.


23. Porn involving the use of feces is refered to as ______ porn.

Great.


24. "_____ ___ _____" was the first animated X-rated film in America.

'Who framed Roger Rabbit'.


25. Sado-masochism, Voyeur, Foot, Midget, Pregnant, and Squirt are all examples of ______ porn.

Boring.

This test is biased towards people who know loads about porn.

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:13 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 10:35 PM, CopperChaos wrote: If you can answer all the questions correctly, you really need to stop watching so much porn and get a life, or a girlfriend.

seriously.

lol

At 3/5/08 10:37 PM, Sashuno wrote: The first porno was Deep Throat, just a random fact I know.

score: 1 correct

At 3/5/08 10:45 PM, sheffgb wrote:

everything this guy wrote was a stitch.

10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?
Rocky Balboa 'Left hook, right hook'.

this actually made me laugh the hardest for some reason.

also, 3 correct.


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:20 PM Reply

I got 0

cant i just masterbate?
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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:21 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:13 PM, THEJamoke wrote: lol

*face-fucking-palm*


wut

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:24 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:20 PM, beanieclock wrote: I got 0

cant i just masterbate?

not if you want to make baby Jesus cry.

At 3/5/08 11:21 PM, CopperChaos wrote: *face-fucking-palm*

you and me both


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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:26 PM Reply

Psst, answer to number one is "boner jams."

40y old virgin is lulz

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Response to Test Your Porn Iq Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM Reply

At 3/5/08 11:21 PM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 3/5/08 11:13 PM, THEJamoke wrote: lol
*face-fucking-palm*

Wait, do you mean to tell me that you regularly fuck your hand with the use of your face?


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Closure:

Section 1: Q&A

1. Compilations, or videos of regular, random sex scenes with little to no plot or story, are known as what genre?

gonzo

2. Legendary actor Ron Jeremy is known by what nickname?

"The Hedgehog"

3. What was the first mainstream pornographic movie?

Deep Throat

4. John C. Holmes, a.k.a. Johnny Wadd, The King of Porn, The Sultan of Smut, officially appeared in how many films?

2,274

5. What city is known as the "Porn Capital of the World?"

Van Nuys, CA

6. In the largest filmed gangbang on record, what was the ratio of men to women?

620:1

7. What famous mogul of the porn industry is confined to wheelchair?

Larry Flynt

8. Who is "The World's Luckiest Man?"

Jon Dough

9. Name the adult film actress and Penthouse Pet who was revealed to have been underage (as young as 15) throughout more than half of her career.

Traci Lords

10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?

Adam Glasser, a.k.a. Seymore Butts

Section 2: True/False

11. Jenna Jameson is the wealthiest adult actress of all time.

True, she's reportedly worth $100 million.

12. The first pornographic film ever made dates back to 1908.

True, "A L'ecu d'or Ou la Bonne Auberge," made in France

13. Adult films were once referred to as "red movies."

False, "blue movies," and in some cases, "pink movies"

14. At the time of its release, there were pornographic games available for the Nintendo FamiCom (NES) system.

True. Yes, true. Only for a short time in 1983, only in Japan, but still true.

15. Pornographic websites generate $2.5 billion annually, while the film industry only generates $1.5 billion.

True. Way beat that meat, America.

16. An estimated 90% of all Americans have watched porn at some point.

False, the actual estemate is 78%, but I know we could do better.

17. You have watched porn today.

True and you know it, goddammit.

Section 3: Fill in the Blank

18. The scene when the male actor(s) ejaculate(s) is known as the _____ _____?

Money Shot

19. In gay porn, large hairy men are known as ______.

Bears

20. "Behind the _____ Door"

Green

21. The _ _ _ Awards are the Oscars of porn.

AVN

22. _______ are women who do not appear on camera, their job is to keep the male actor(s) sexually aroused during breaks in filming.

Fluffers

23. Porn involving the use of feces is refered to as ______ porn.

Scat, Schieza

24. "_____ ___ _____" was the first animated X-rated film in America.

Fritz the Cat

25. Sado-masochism, Voyeur, Foot, Midget, Pregnant, and Squirt are all examples of ______ porn.

Fetish


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10. In 2001, which adult film director was brought before a California grand jury on charges of obscenity for depicting the act of double-fisting in a movie? Bonus point: What was the title of the film?

Adam Glasser, a.k.a. Seymore Butts / "Tampa Tushy Fest"


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