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Pointy-Circle
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Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 18:55:23 Reply

Rocks are cold and lifeless, why did he make them?

Why not pancakes instead?

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 18:56:20 Reply

At 3/5/08 06:55 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Rocks are cold and lifeless, why did he make them?

So is your mother, but he still made that bitch!

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 18:56:20 Reply

To throw at stupid people.

like you.
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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 18:57:34 Reply

At 3/5/08 06:56 PM, de-cider wrote: To throw at stupid people.

like you.

and to throw a hippie douche bags

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:01:40 Reply

in before aethism.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:03:27 Reply

So you would make a thread about it. Please leave your mother's basement and get some fresh air.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:04:45 Reply

God doesn't exist. n_n

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:05:24 Reply

How else would we stone sinners to death?

Use your head, silly!


Bleh.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:05:38 Reply

I'm atheist.

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Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:05:39 Reply

At 3/5/08 07:03 PM, flaws wrote: So you would make a thread about it. Please leave your mother's basement and get some fresh air.

FRESH air? What is a fresh?

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:05:45 Reply

you're living on a big rock.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:06:12 Reply

At 3/5/08 07:03 PM, flaws wrote: So you would make a thread about it. Please leave your mother's basement and get some fresh air.

We don't have a basement.
And my mother is no longer living here.
Stfu and die.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:06:14 Reply

Not everyone here believes in divine beings.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:06:24 Reply

At 3/5/08 06:55 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Rocks are cold and lifeless, why did he make them?

They could prove useful for lots of things. Such as hammering when you don't have a hammer or using them to put weight on stuff.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:07:11 Reply

The real question would be; why did he make dinosaurs?


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:48:52 Reply

Because you touch yourself at night.

At 3/5/08 07:07 PM, devil003 wrote: The real question would be; why did he make dinosaurs?

Because you touch yourself during the day.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:50:13 Reply

To me God does exist, and rocks are for tools.


Thanks MuffDiver102 for the sig.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:51:39 Reply

At 3/5/08 07:07 PM, devil003 wrote: The real question would be; why did he make dinosaurs?

It providid a need for evolution in mammals, therefore creating humans.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:51:44 Reply

At 3/5/08 06:56 PM, AVSciuto wrote:
At 3/5/08 06:55 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Rocks are cold and lifeless, why did he make them?
So is your mother, but he still made that bitch!

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:56:43 Reply

So when you made this thread, we could call you stupid as a rock.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:57:00 Reply

At 3/5/08 06:57 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 3/5/08 06:56 PM, de-cider wrote: To throw at stupid people.

like you.
and to throw a hippie douche bags

like you.

SWOOSH!
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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:57:14 Reply

At 3/5/08 06:55 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Rocks are cold and lifeless, why did he make them?

Why not pancakes instead?

He did, dumbass.


Disregard this post.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:58:45 Reply

He was bored and needed a pet


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:59:32 Reply

HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN SHALL THROUGH THE FIRST STONE ~ Jesus H. Christ


Don't be afraid of failure.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 19:59:53 Reply

No rocks = No weapons = No scientific evolution.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 20:04:00 Reply

At 3/5/08 07:56 PM, Lagatag wrote: So when you made this thread, we could call you stupid as a rock.

Epic win.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 20:30:02 Reply

To keep paper and scissor in line.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 20:33:09 Reply

At 3/5/08 08:30 PM, Gwarfan wrote: To keep paper and scissor in line.

but paper took advantage of rock and scissors roamed free. he then cut paper and rock got free and smashed scissors.

Rock was all that was left...

Why Did God Make Rocks?


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 20:34:08 Reply

Rocks have feelings too, you know.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-05 20:34:36 Reply

To trick cave men into thinking that they're food, and laughing.


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