How can you scar a child for life?

[VGmasters]

Think of different ways how you can shock or traumatize a kid. What I would do is show Faces of Death and videos of the Iraq war. Be funny.

[AshfordPride]

Let him play Earthbound. It sure did a number on myself when I was a young sprout.

[haveabadday5]

At 3/5/08 05:28 PM, VGmasters wrote: Think of different ways how you can shock or traumatize a kid. What I would do is show Faces of Death and videos of the Iraq war. Be funny.

show him 2 girls 1 cup and call it "light sex"

[Cootie]

I can't really think of any legal way that could actually scar a child.

[KIRBYLINK]

I'd make him touch my penis.

[Dropkicked]

Sharp implements.

[Flared24]

Cut your balls off in front of him

[CryogenChaos]

Easter time, tell the child the Easter bunny is outside. As he rushes out, another person (who is in on the act), begins hopping around in a giant Easter bunny suit, with a giant floppy purple dildo tied to it. The person dressed as the Easter bunny then starts chasing the child around.

Christmas time, same concept, except instead of an Easter bunny with a dildo, it's a drunken Santa with a half-broken beer bottle.

[Dropkicked]

At 3/5/08 05:31 PM, Flared24 wrote: Cut your balls off in front of him

You know, I still just might be impressionable enough for that.

Post pics.

[ZeroAsALimit]

With a knife!

[ironeagle233]

molest the child

[Cootie]

At 3/5/08 05:33 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: With a knife!

A dagger...

[DeadbeatKarma]

try to drown them in the bathtub....more than once

[Rooster]

At 3/5/08 05:31 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote: I'd make him touch my penis.

I think I would make the kid touch your penis as well. Very traumatizing.

[Raguel]

At 3/5/08 05:30 PM, haveabadday5 wrote: show him 2 girls 1 cup and call it "light sex"

Nice!

[PureLionHeart]

By taking your hat off.

[JuliusHawke]

Behold!

[Armerad]

Show him newgrounds, then do all of the said things above.

[Zanarchy]

There is always rape, molestation, forced prostitution, which is technically rape, and 2G1C and the like.

[icehulk34]

Pokemon hentai!

[Phantox]

You can always molest the kid but that would be going over the limit wouldn't it?

Kill someone he/she loves in front of them.

[Slayer3751]

Take a razor blade and cut him deeply. Then he'd have a cool scar for life.

[sirtom93]

A rusty knife should do the trick.

[NewWorldProductions]

Dress him up like strawberry clock and introduce him to this guy.

[PlatinumWarrior]

tell them they're adopted.

from aliens.

oh, and one day the aliens will come back for them. gottta keep the good ol' paranoia in 'em.

[Koopa-Dude94]

At 3/5/08 05:47 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: tell them they're adopted.

from aliens.

oh, and one day the aliens will come back for them. gottta keep the good ol' paranoia in 'em.

That would work. Or, you could tell them they have some sort of deadly disease, but not tell them anything about it.

[Kidiri]

At 3/5/08 05:30 PM, Yamor wrote: I can't really think of any legal way that could actually scar a child.

Have him look at someone getting killed in a gruesome way.

Either in real life, or on a video.

[Chazzman]

Rape..

End of..

[mothballs]

At 3/5/08 05:28 PM, VGmasters wrote: Think of different ways how you can shock or traumatize a kid. What I would do is show Faces of Death and videos of the Iraq war. Be funny.

An almighty cock-slap will do just the trick :D

[flashplayer5]

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