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The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:43:51 Reply

Get some lotion, and rub it on the tip of your dick, than use your palm and rub crazily.

Its the greatest, you orgasm in about 5 seconds and you can do it over and over and it will always feel the greatest.

I mean, I did it 5 times in my bathroom and I ended up cumming a gallon.

Its like 10 minutes of jacking off in about 5 seconds.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:44:37 Reply

I cannot use lotion because it ruins calluses.

and I is a bassist.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:45:05 Reply

What's the point if it ends so quickly?
The art of jacking off is to savour!


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:45:25 Reply

I'd say the best way to fap is to not think of an NG user's manner of fapping. I seriously don't wanna be thinking about you when fapping.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:45:45 Reply

I think someone's making excuses for not being able to hold back.


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:46:00 Reply

Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:46:11 Reply

lmfao, saviour the moment(s)!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:46:14 Reply

Post video tutorial plz.


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:47:54 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:43 PM, elementell wrote: Get some lotion, and rub it on the tip of your dick, than use your palm and rub crazily.

Rub crazily... That reminds me of mario party on the N64...


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:48:17 Reply

Get a girl to do it for you?


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:50:42 Reply

Topic Title "Best way to jack of..."

Dangling from a tightrope over a pool of sharks, while naked and stinking of fresh, raw meat... with lots of people watching... who all hate you... oh, and the girl you have a crush on is watching too...

THAT is the most exciting way to jack off!!!

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:52:33 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:50 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: Topic Title "Best way to jack of..."

Dangling from a tightrope over a pool of sharks, while naked and stinking of fresh, raw meat... with lots of people watching... who all hate you... oh, and the girl you have a crush on is watching too...

THAT is the most exciting way to jack off!!!

Most exciting =/= best.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:57:02 Reply

I have a new one...
You have 5 minutes before a hurricane arrives at your location, your surrounded by nuns, all of whom are staring at you. You are also accompanied by 3 tough guys who all hate you and are armed with heavy wooden sticks... with nails in...
The weather is hail... not just lil' flecks of frozen ice, but giant, marble sized balls of pain...
finally, your grandparents are watching...
Best way to jack off or what?

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:57:09 Reply

lotion + shower = wahey!
Added bonus of an auto cleanup! hahahaha!


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 16:59:02 Reply

Autoerotic Asphyxiation, ftw.

Seriously. Although one of these days I'll probably hang myself.


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:03:33 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.

its also better if u get caught this way!


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:05:08 Reply

At 3/4/08 05:03 PM, DeadbeatKarma wrote:
At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.
its also better if u get caught this way!

Or if you don't get caught, post it on the internetz!


At 3/27/08 07:48 PM, WTL wrote:
: : Grammar lessons.
: to bad you cant spell "grammer' idiot

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:05:30 Reply

I just like the basic "Fapping" motion. leaves out all the complication.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:10:24 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.

I agree with lucy lol!

Honestly... some people just dont know how to do it right!


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:29:17 Reply

At 3/4/08 05:10 PM, MoonlightShadowDLS wrote:
At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.
I agree with lucy lol!

Honestly... some people just dont know how to do it right!

Ok I will just make a girl lick the tip of my dick for free >:C

/sarcasm

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:46:52 Reply

hmmm....your plan isnt working man....


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 17:48:37 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.

Are you for hire?


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:35:28 Reply

At 3/4/08 05:48 PM, DJmaGni wrote:
At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.
Are you for hire?

Does it have to be a girl?

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:36:43 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:44 PM, Mizar wrote: I cannot use lotion because it ruins calluses.

and I is a bassist.

I wish i could too. But i play guitar as well. Maybe just once though....


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:37:50 Reply

Oh my GOD what the FUCK.. ---> http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8715 60

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:42:28 Reply

At 3/4/08 06:35 PM, elementell wrote:
At 3/4/08 05:48 PM, DJmaGni wrote:
At 3/4/08 04:46 PM, Lucy wrote: Or, get a girl to lick the end of your penis, circling around it. Much more fun.
Are you for hire?
Does it have to be a girl?

Can it be that hot guy who sits across from me in art class?


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:43:21 Reply

At 3/4/08 04:43 PM, elementell wrote: Get some lotion, and rub it on the tip of your dick, than use your palm and rub crazily.

Its the greatest, you orgasm in about 5 seconds and you can do it over and over and it will always feel the greatest.

I'll try it sometime!


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:44:03 Reply

Give yourself a stranger.


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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:46:43 Reply

I won't even use lotion on my arms, and you expect me to put it on my dick?

Fun fact, I can't jack off while in the shower, it's fucking impossible.

Hi there.

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Response to The greatest way to jack off... 2008-03-04 18:47:53 Reply

None, because you are prone to be discovered, " door opens"

Nah seriously, I think the shower, or natural,

Easy and simple.