At 3/6/08 02:29 PM, TomFulp wrote:
I'm sorry if I offended your toast eating sensibilities.
Tom, I'm not sure if you understand the severeness of this situation. You see to the great space lizard race of sector zekonia toast is held very dearly to them, for they believe it is the toast that gives them the feeling of life, and love. Toast recharges their adobimia cells in which is then absorbed by the flashulite receptors, which gives them inspiration and creativity. By insulting the toast you not only have insulted the very lives of the space lizards, but also every cartoon and piece of art ever created with their slimy reptilian fingers.
Hopefully they can just put this behind them, and move on, but who knows... those space lizards are an odd race.