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Forum Topic: The Best Thing To Say After Farting

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Posted at: 5/24/08 05:16 AM

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I have a couple I say among friends

"Who stepped on the duck?"
"Barking Spiders"
"You know it was sexy"

otherwise I'm fairly conservative amongst the public in general

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At 3/4/08 02:46 AM, harryharryharry98 wrote: come on , this could be the making of an epic thread,post more in!

Just for that I'm not posting

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At 3/4/08 02:39 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: Something mature, such as " 'Scuse me."

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The best way to fart is to go sparring with someone, then kick your leg in the air, as in like swinging your leg across his face, and fart at that very moment.

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Excuse me?? That seems logical.

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Im gonna try that doorknob game from now on. Sounds like fun. Or an excuse to hit people... but whatever!

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hahahha fart smelss great!

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Oooh, there are PLENTY of fart sayings over here.
"Whoops, I stepped on my duck" (only after a quacking fart)
"Hang on, caller, I'm putting you through"
"That duck's got bad breath"
"I take it you're just pleased to see me"

There are tons more, I just can't think of any.

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I just laugh after I fart

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"Where's the frog?"

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Jump up onto the nearest table, throw your arms in the air, bend your knees and yell "INCOMING!" at the top of your lungs.

Either that or my personal favourite...

"Ladies and gentlemen; we have had what can only be classified as an potentially deadly anal emission ejected into the nearby atmosphere. Please put on the nosepegs located conveniently underneath your seat. If you are unfortunate enough to not have a peg, please pinch your nose and pray for your life"

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smell what the rock is cooking...


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Just Yell the name of the person next to you and cover your nose

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More tea, vicar?

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At 3/4/08 02:37 AM, harryharryharry98 wrote: What is the best thing to say after letting wind,mine would be this

"the dogs howling again."

what about yours ?

excuse me!!!

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At 3/4/08 02:41 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote: "Safety!"

Anyone play safety doorknob when they were a kid, or now? When you fart you have to say safety, but if you don't, someone can call "Doorknob!" and they can punch you in the arm or something until you get up and touch a doorknob. Me and my friends have been doing this for a fucking like, 6 years now.

Subtally fixed.

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Shout "I JUST FARTED" right down someones' ear.

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