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I had to kill my friends dick... except it fat but it was brown.... and it was named boodey

I thought I'd give your new Dick some good attention :)
Look at how majestic he is!

You have a very soft and furry dick.

I <3 dicks

..wait

Good one? I had a hamster named... I can't say it here?

Clever.

At 3/2/08 04:17 PM, rahvin-the-vampire wrote: I thought I'd give your new Dick some good attention :)
Look at how majestic he is!

Ha, ha, much <3.

Youre Dick is so small and furry and cuty. Could just stroke it all day!

At 3/2/08 04:29 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Youre Dick is so small and furry and cuty. Could just stroke it all day!

Let it be said that the average NG user doesn't have a finely tuned and high-minded sense of humor.

In short:

NOT FUNNY

Ha! This is hilarious.

Awe.. Is that a farett? It's actually pretty cute. I've always wanted a ferett.

Just look at that dick! so hairy. And black... I want to stroke it :p

Can I... Can I touch it? I used to have one, but it died too. I just gave up and switched to a pussy.

At 3/2/08 03:34 PM, Angry-Shoe wrote:

At 3/2/08 03:26 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: How much did dick cost?

Five bucks, I think. Dick is pretty cheap around these parts, for a couple of bucks you can buy enough Dick for you and the rest of your family.

I'm holding Dick in my hands. It's so warm and fuzzy, it feels so good:

That thing on your wrist is my favorite colors.
I want it.
GIMME!

i want your dick so much...........

I feel sorry for your dick, it was such a nice one too.

I also laughed at this thread!

His hamster died ollololollolllolololololl so hillarious, i hope it was painfull

At 3/2/08 06:56 PM, SCG wrote: I also laughed at this thread!

His hamster died ollololollolllolololololl so hillarious, i hope it was painfull

Fuck you. You're a fucking asshole.

What the hell did my hamster did to you? My hamster was an innocent little animal who was cared for and loved. Anyone who met the little guy fell in love with it. It had a good life, was a nice pet, and it hurt like hell when he died.

Don't you ever, EVER, make fun of something dying, you lowlife piece of shit. My sister cried when we found it dead, asshole. You have no right to fucking laugh at my fucking hamster dying BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

I can't say that I hope you die, because death would be too good for you. Instead, I hope you "enjoy" a long, full life, realizing that everyone hates you because you're a fat, worthless idiot who hasn't even had the privilege of someone wcaring your pathetic little life.

Fuck off.

Funny joke about dick

teehee

Haha. Dick. His hamster's name is dick.

You should put your dick in the microwave and see what happens!!

At 3/2/08 08:48 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 3/2/08 06:56 PM, SCG wrote: I also laughed at this thread!

His hamster died ollololollolllolololololl so hillarious, i hope it was painfull

Fuck you. You're a fucking asshole.

What the hell did my hamster did to you? My hamster was an innocent little animal who was cared for and loved. Anyone who met the little guy fell in love with it. It had a good life, was a nice pet, and it hurt like hell when he died.

Don't you ever, EVER, make fun of something dying, you lowlife piece of shit. My sister cried when we found it dead, asshole. You have no right to fucking laugh at my fucking hamster dying BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

I can't say that I hope you die, because death would be too good for you. Instead, I hope you "enjoy" a long, full life, realizing that everyone hates you because you're a fat, worthless idiot who hasn't even had the privilege of someone wcaring your pathetic little life.

Fuck off.

Hahaha, like you are the only one with a dead peat. Not like it was about your mother or something, i had people insult me worse than this. Way to make a drama out of a joke faggot.

You should know who ''wcares'' about me too lol.

Remind me never to insult you again if you are going to be such a whiny little bitch about k?

Btw i'm thin so you fail

At 3/2/08 09:01 PM, SCG wrote: Hahaha, like you are the only one with a dead peat. Not like it was about your mother or something, i had people insult me worse than this. Way to make a drama out of a joke faggot.

It might not be about a family member, but the point is that you made fun of something that it's not funny, and it pisses me off.

You should know who ''wcares'' about me too lol.

You shouldn't make fun of my "dead peat" OMGLOL I POINTED OUT A SPELLING MISTAKE IM SO HARDCORE

Remind me never to insult you again if you are going to be such a whiny little bitch about k?

Maybe you should be reminded of not being such a fucktard all the time, huh?

Btw i'm thin so you fail

You made an unfunny joke. Enough said.

At 3/2/08 09:01 PM, SCG wrote: dead peat.
''wcares''

Don't make fun of someone's spelling mistake after you make one hahaha.

It's like saying "learn some grammer"

At 3/2/08 09:10 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 3/2/08 09:01 PM, SCG wrote:

It might not be about a family member, but the point is that you made fun of something that it's not funny, and it pisses me off.

Cry me a reaver. No seariusly, do.

You should know who ''wcares'' about me too lol.

You shouldn't make fun of my "dead peat" OMGLOL I POINTED OUT A SPELLING MISTAKE IM SO HARDCORE

Not like a mistake, more like ''im so pissed i don't even look at the monitor'' thing. You are easy to troll, don't whine to me when you nervous breakdown at the age of 30.

Remind me never to insult you again if you are going to be such a whiny little bitch about k?

Maybe you should be reminded of not being such a fucktard all the time, huh?

Oh jesus personal insults they burn, they burn! Hissssssssssss!

Btw i'm thin so you fail

You made an unfunny joke. Enough said.

And you made unnecessary drama about it, whinemoar plz.

whoah! what a tiny dick.

Your dick is puny.

At 3/2/08 09:16 PM, SCG wrote: And you made unnecessary drama about it, whinemoar plz.

This is madness.

I'm from the movie teeth. Considering your dick has eyes, is completely covered in fur, and has claws, would you like to be in my move?

Put a tube in your ass, light a match and make him follow it.