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Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:20:31 Reply

I was walking home on Thursday, when this old bitch collapses right in front of us, it was mother fucking hilarious! I mean I hate old people, and helping her up was just like... EEEW!

But when I got round the corner I just pissed myself laughing!

It was freaking hilarious!

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:21:04 Reply

Dumb fuck.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:22:00 Reply

When old people fall it's not funny. It's only funny if you know she's a bitch.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:23:21 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:20 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: I was walking home on Thursday, when this old bitch collapses right in front of us, it was mother fucking hilarious! I mean I hate old people, and helping her up was just like... EEEW!

But when I got round the corner I just pissed myself laughing!

It was freaking hilarious!

you will be old too someday and if i see you on the floor i wont help you up, i will let you burn alive....

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:23:27 Reply

so you hate people because they age?

i hope you get old and die a pathedic death as a mean bitter old man.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:24:09 Reply

Well I'll overdose at 65. So I don't get to that state..

But if you were there, you'd find it funny.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:24:25 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:23 AM, viceman wrote:
you will be old too someday and if i see you on the floor i wont help you up, i will let you burn alive....

But you will be old too...

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:25:27 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: But if you were there, you'd find it funny.

no, i bet wouldn't.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:27:46 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, KingPaulP wrote:
At 3/1/08 09:23 AM, viceman wrote:
you will be old too someday and if i see you on the floor i wont help you up, i will let you burn alive....
But you will be old too...

i will never get old becouse im a stat whore

i wont die until i reach level 60!!!!

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:29:11 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:23 AM, homor wrote: so you hate people because they age?

i hope you get old and die a pathedic death as a mean bitter old man.

Ha! I hate old people because they are ignorant, annoying, stupid, can't stand on their own fucking legs not even with a walker.

And last week I was in the post office for 40 minutes trying to post something, finally my turn comes and only one station is open, old woman pushes in front of me and I had to wait an extra 20 minutes because she couldnt get her parcel outta her fucking bag and it was to big to get throught the window!

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:29:41 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: But if you were there, you'd find it funny.

I would help the old lady up. And receive praise from Jesus for doing a good deed.

RIGHT JESUS?
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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:29:48 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, KingPaulP wrote:
At 3/1/08 09:23 AM, viceman wrote:
you will be old too someday and if i see you on the floor i wont help you up, i will let you burn alive....
But you will be old too...

i will never get old becouse im a stat whore

i wont die until i reach level 60!!!!

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:31:22 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:29 AM, Xmanne wrote:
At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: But if you were there, you'd find it funny.
I would help the old lady up. And receive praise from Jesus for doing a good deed.

RIGHT JESUS?

I did help her up, I just found it fucking hilarious!

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:33:06 Reply

Your just too simple-minded.. you shouldn't reproduce.. ever.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:34:49 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:31 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: I did help her up, I just found it fucking hilarious!

Picture this, you're an old man and you trip on the street and then suddenly people start laughing at you.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:35:05 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:29 AM, viceman wrote:
i will never get old becouse im a stat whore

i wont die until i reach level 60!!!!

You will still physically age though and by that time you will be on a lemon partyesque website rather then Newgrounds, at least I will....

I will be famous....
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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:35:15 Reply

Youll be old one day, then you'll fail your suicide like you failed this thread and then you'll die a crippled old man


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:36:00 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:21 AM, Jezuz wrote: Tell me how hell is when you get there, k?

Make sure to send postcards.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:42:50 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:29 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: Ha! I hate old people because they are ignorant, annoying, stupid,

so becuase you know some old people like that all old people are like that?

you're a fucking moron, and i think you know it.

And last week I was in the post office for 40 minutes trying to post som

that sure is an unintresting story.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 09:50:53 Reply

harsh, dude!

i kinda laughed a little!

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:06:52 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:29 AM, viceman wrote: i will never get old becouse im a stat whore

i wont die until i reach level 60!!!!

you can die now.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:11:01 Reply

Old people are sexy... And you know it.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:11:23 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: Well I'll overdose at 65. So I don't get to that state..

Good plan and good luck with the overdose.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:13:08 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:20 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: I was walking home on Thursday, when this old bitch collapses right in front of us, it was mother fucking hilarious! I mean I hate old people, and helping her up was just like... EEEW!

But when I got round the corner I just pissed myself laughing!

It was freaking hilarious!

Yes...you should be killed in a horrible way quickly, and painfully. You do not deserve life.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:16:31 Reply

Obvious troll is obvious.

Guys, he doesn't really laugh at the idea of the elderly dying. He just wants you to think that so you'll promote his thread.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:17:42 Reply

At 3/1/08 10:16 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: Obvious troll is obvious.

Guys, he doesn't really laugh at the idea of the elderly dying. He just wants you to think that so you'll promote his thread.

Thanks for the tip I totally needed you to tell me this.

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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:18:51 Reply

well thank god the youth of today are ungrateful......


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:35:09 Reply

Did you expect the NG community to be like- ''totally d00d! lol!''

um, no- your attempt at getting street cred failed

lurk some more, then make a new account and try again


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:36:36 Reply

At 3/1/08 10:17 AM, Jezuz wrote:
At 3/1/08 10:06 AM, simon wrote:
you can die now.
Scroll up, I beat you. :(

bad shop.


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Response to Hilarious! Granny gets owned! 2008-03-01 10:39:35 Reply

At 3/1/08 09:25 AM, homor wrote:
At 3/1/08 09:24 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: But if you were there, you'd find it funny.
no, i bet wouldn't.

I agree.
ChazzGoth, you are on pathetic piece of shit.