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One liners 2008-02-28 16:55:07 Reply

Lets see some of your funniest one liners NG.

Honestly must be one line.

Here's mine

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Weak Men are Hard on Others while Strong Men are Hard on Themselves.

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 16:56:43 Reply

200,000,000 sperm, and you were the fastest?

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i ruined a girls life.

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 16:57:20 Reply

-load gun-its me snicthes

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 16:57:39 Reply

If at first you don't succeed, try skydiving!

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 16:58:45 Reply

A Jew, a Czech and a muslim all walk into a bar.

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 16:59:44 Reply

IWouldIfICouldButICan't!

Say it vey fast after someone asks you to do something or offers you something.

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 17:05:04 Reply
At 2/28/08 04:59 PM, full0fish wrote: IWouldIfICouldButICan't!

Say it vey fast after someone asks you to do something or offers you something.

HAY! Thats not a one liner

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 17:05:56 Reply

You should've grabbed his . . .

Hell yeah, Telecaster with Bigsby.

If you are reading this, then I guess it means that my post count +1.

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 17:07:07 Reply
At 2/28/08 05:05 PM, AznWarlord wrote: You should've grabbed his . . .

cock.

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 17:08:04 Reply

O RLY?

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 17:08:42 Reply

I suck dicks for kicks

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Response to One liners 2008-02-28 17:11:51 Reply

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... an I'm all outta' gum

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