Most overused fat-jokes.

[bigjuicy]

I've been hearing fat people be called a lot of things lately, but what in your thoughts is the most overused fat-joke?

[Seriana]

All of them are overused.

[Masculine]

At 2/27/08 02:07 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: All of them are overused.

Most if not all the mother ones.

[maddog125]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT, THE DOCTOR TOLD HER SHE SHOULD CONSIDER LOSING WEIGHT

oh wait

[RedDreadSky]

Tuba jokes.

[SoulPiker]

Fatties should be sent to africa to feed starving children.

[MidnyteRayne]

Yo momma's so fat.

.......

The bitch is just fucking fat.

[Luke]

I really think fat people should be banned from public O.o

[Kuro]

Your mother certainly looks a little bulky. Has she ever considered dieting, or regularly excercising?

I wouldn't want her to end up with heart disease, that would just be awful.

Talk to her about it, okay?

[bigjuicy]

At 2/27/08 02:10 AM, SoulPiker wrote: Fatties should be sent to africa to feed starving children.

Already done

[The-Great-One]

That guy is so fat he leaves footprints in concrete.

That guy is so fat when he weighed himself on the scale it said "To Be Continued."

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Seriously though, Judy isn't fat, she insists she's just 4 feed too short.

But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.

Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.

The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"

Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.

Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.

Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!"

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side

[k14pc]

*chinese accent* Your mother is soooo fat, that when she jump, she get stuck!

[spiritual101]

Fatty, fatty, two by four. Can't thur the kitchen door.

Your so fat, you don't sit IN a room. You sit AROUND the room.

thats all i can think of. If you want to see over used fat jokes. Just watch that mtv show, "yo mama".

[The-Great-One]

At 2/27/08 02:32 AM, spiritual101 wrote: Just watch that mtv show...

Stop! Please! Don't say anymore...

[bennyfitz123]

At 2/27/08 02:07 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: All of them are overused.

id agree

[Fuzzball37]

*someone made fat joke*

so is your mom

[Arab]

Maybe if there weren't so many fat kids we wouldn't have to make fun of them

[rodnokker]

ur mom is so fat her blood type is O for oreo (holds up a oreo)everyone laughfs

[TrippinOnHobos]

You are American.

[ngfan14]

At 2/27/08 02:20 AM, The-Great-One wrote: That guy is so fat he leaves footprints in concrete.

That guy is so fat when he weighed himself on the scale it said "To Be Continued."

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

These are really good ones that I hear a lot. But you forgot; yo mama's so fat, she went out with high heels and came back with flip-flops.

[LunarTwilight]

Jokes have never actually been *funny* to me. I find real life comical enough. ^_^

[PulpChaos]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!

[SoulPiker]

Mcdonalds is the secret headquaters for all fatties.

[Onepiece285]

you're fat.

[austin]

At 3/11/08 10:14 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: you're fat.

DAMN YOU!

[lawlmaster]

the bbs is so gay that it makes me look like an unoriginal piece of shit...

[Joshiwa]

Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to Taco Bell everyone runs for the border.

Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

[Revolation]

"Your so fat that even if you weren't fat you'd still be fat"

[Iron-Hampster]

*throws sandwich at fat kid beside him*

FAT KID AINT HUNGERY! FAT KID AINT HUNGERY!

[TheBlackDahliaMurder]

I'm a fan of the "your mom beat anorexia."