Candy

[Ragnarokia]

Right, so it is a nice childrens game, but then in the middle of no where, Candy's store appeares.
Candy, is a slut, she is a whore, she shows of her breasts in a childrens game. What is this trying to achieve.
With such lines as "Come a little closer and I will tell you how to use your instrument" She is just hiding her erotic fantasies behind the cover of a music shop. She tells Donkey Kong how to "play his instrument" and how it can "deffen most enemies, but requires energy each time you use it" This is just her way of seducing the Kongs in this low rated game.
To add to this she says she will "refill your instruments energy if you come to see me" Oh she is a whore.
Also "I will give you another Melon" Oh she is selling her body to you, she is giving her Breasts to DK.
Added she will do all this to you "for a few small coins" She is a whore, she is performing sexual relations with them for money, not only that, but also a low cost as well, she is a cheap whore.
Also to be pointed out, she does the same thing for Tiny Kong, who is female.

Discuss the obvious sexual reference behind this childrens game character.

[Mechabloby]

The graphics are horrid.

[RyanKajito]

I used to get hard off of her when I was 9.

Not really though

[valium9]

Blame Rareware.

[RyanKajito]

At 2/24/08 09:40 AM, Kagoe wrote: Like theese guys would really do that to a ho....

Something tells me the one on the top left would..

[Testicle]

Why are you playing a nice childrens game ?

[4Doctodragon]

She seems hot, wonder why they don't have porn of her like Rouge.