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We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 19:24:31 Reply

Well My friend has showed me this swedish site about how we're suppose to be dolphins (Summarized bit at bottom of thread) and they want to be dolphins again.

Website Link: http://www.svedimf.3w.se/

Its not in English, but I have some of it translated, but if you want to post more go ahead.

This is a short and personal message to our relatives, the humans. Yes, now you may wonder who I am, and why this page exists. I am the chairman for SWEDiMF, Svenska Delfin-I-Människokropp-Förbundet (Swedish Dolphin-in-Human-body-Association). I am a DHB:er (Dolphin in a Human Body), some sort of lycanthrop. For me it all started when I was five human years old and stumbled over a magazine that doesn't exist any longer.

In this magazine there were a two-pages about something as beautiful as dolphins. I fell in love immediately. Not metaphoric but literally. I dreamt about the dolphin female I had seen, in several weeks. When all the boys and girls became interested in each other and asked each other out, I spent all my time at the zoo, watching the dolphins in a dreamy way, whom tumbled around in joy.

The years have since then passed, and I have become older and wiser. I have understood that this struggle, the struggle for a persons right to change species, must be taken out into the society, amongst you who read this. And we're not alone about this. We exist of several individuals which doesn't feel like everyone else, and now we would like to manifest our message.

If it is a right to change sex then it is also a right to change species. If I would like to operate in a fin that have been constructed by my cartilage from my knees (which are only a resistance to the water flow) and skin from my backside, then yes I shall have the right to do it.
We believe that humans and DHP:ers can live in peace, but we realise that we are not all as broad-minded and that a huge task is needed to re-program those who are against us.

While animal sex (sexual contacts between humans and animals) are allowed, it can bee seen as a sign that the Swedish government are encouraging different spices to experiment. Some of us want to do THIS (HORRIFYING LINK WITH A DRAWING OF A WOMAN FUCKING A DOLPHIN). Cross-over, gene manipulation or in other ways, between humans and dolphins, I hope that one day leads to that a new species, an hybrid between human and dolphin, sees the light of the day. Until this beautiful day arrives, we can only hope to receive all understanding and encouragement on our way there.
Changing species is a step closer to our utopia.

We bring the fight to both land and sea. Are you with us?

Demands translation

1 A society without the prejudices against DHB (Dolphin in a Human Body) International recognition of the DHB-fenomena ( the fenomena that dolphins are born into human bodies)
2 The possibility for DHB:ers to be legally recognized as dolphins
All kind of hunt and consumption of our relatives will be stopped
3 A govermental investigation about the effects and the cost of changing species
4 A free-zone for DHB:ers, preferably in warmer climate in a island-kingdom, financed by the Swedish government
5 To give dolphins so called human rights
6 That after changing species we should continue keeping care of our human children
7 Echolocation will be acknowledged as a world-language
8 That right now to give DHB:ers the possibility to receive hormonal treatment and plastic surgery to alter their bodies so that they can become more alike other dolphins.
9 The possibility to enter into species-neutral marriages with dolphins

Summarized: Well its basically saying, they are dolphins in human bodies and want to be changed back to a dolphin by plastic surgery and they want the government to let them keep taking care of their human kids... Just read it all...

Lol

Link to woman being fucked by dolphin: http://image.bayimg.com/faekeaaba.jpg

Pic basically saying if you become a dolphin you'll get to fuck for fun

So NG do you go to the zoo and oggle at the Dolphin in the pool?

If this was found before, delete please.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 19:30:53 Reply

I seem to remember an episode of South Park where one of the boys' dads had a surgery to turn him into a dolphin. It's probably a joke inspired by that episode.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 19:39:20 Reply

Some weird kind of furries? :S

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 19:40:04 Reply

At 2/22/08 07:30 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I seem to remember an episode of South Park where one of the boys' dads had a surgery to turn him into a dolphin. It's probably a joke inspired by that episode.

It's the Swedish, you can never tell.


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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 19:54:26 Reply

Its a small group of bestialists (spelling?) who are trying to play their fantasies off as mental conditions...or something.

and none of them have photoshop apparently.


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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 19:55:44 Reply

Dolphins and sex should never be mentioned together,
unless you are from the national geographic channel.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:12:46 Reply

Sometimes, my fellow countrymen just make me wanna cry...

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:18:44 Reply

Reminds me of this.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:19:03 Reply

Awesome?

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:27:26 Reply

At 2/22/08 08:18 PM, r1XX0r wrote: Reminds me of this.

What. The. Fuck.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:38:14 Reply

At 2/22/08 08:18 PM, r1XX0r wrote: Reminds me of this.

That was kinda hot. I feel very very ashamed.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:39:15 Reply

Old site is old.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 20:49:02 Reply

Sorry.

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Response to We're dolphins and want sex... 2008-02-22 21:10:48 Reply

South Park reference?


RAmen.

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