In my hand, in my shorts, straight into the trash can, or onto a dirty shirt.
Fuck you.
When you finish masturbating...
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No reason.
Am I the only one that uses tissues?
Dicks
with women outnumbering men who needs to masturbate?
Comrade Ozram's Law: No matter the problem, The best solution is vodka.
on the floors and wait for it to evaporate :D
on my g/f she likes it whne i cum on her =P
"Chill I got this."
At 2/21/08 10:59 PM, FishKicker wrote: Where do you blow your load?
Personally, I just shoot it into my boxers. No clean up, and it cools my loins down.
Me too.. just remember to wash em reguarly ^^
Fuck the corporate world!
At 2/21/08 11:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:At 2/21/08 11:37 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:Did you know that 3/5 of men you shake hands with have masturbated recently and didn't wash their hands?HEY GUYS, YOU WASH YOU HANDS TOO?! RIGHT GUYS!!!!
HOLY SH-!!! I am never touching a guy's hand... Ever...Thanks... You scarred me for life.
(What about a chick o.O?)
At 2/23/08 08:06 PM, Woahdood wrote: (What about a chick o.O?)
Probably the same thing. Also, the statistic is more like 4/5.
My stomach. :P
It's easy to clean up.
Sink, toilet, tissue, shower, you know
The bitch took my fucking cookie.
At 2/23/08 05:12 PM, gruz wrote: with women outnumbering men who needs to masturbate?
and bitches outnumbering women, me.
Hero to the world.
At 2/21/08 11:01 PM, Timmy wrote: Mastur...bating??
What is this word you speak of?
ahahahahaha. Intentionally or not, this cracker me up for some reason.
At 2/23/08 08:20 PM, twilightparadox wrote:At 2/21/08 11:01 PM, Timmy wrote: Mastur...bating??this cracker me up for some reason.
What is this word you speak of?
Racist.
1:In your mom's face
2:In your shoes
3:All over your toothbrush
4: Thats not creme filling in your twinkie
5:Thats not whipped cream in your milkshake
6:Thats not icecream in your milkshake
6: Thats not tooth paste
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
At 2/21/08 11:04 PM, DP36 wrote: in the toilet. Then piss and flush.
Same... //_T
I HATE THE LOG!!!!
Into my other hand, and then i take a shower and/or wash my hands.
We are the resistance, we are the underground, we are Newgrounds: home of the original cock joke.
The world takes everything too seriously.
This is not a signature.
I can't blow loads.
Can someone lend me their penis?
I miss my old sig )=
At 2/23/08 09:34 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I can't blow loads.
Can someone lend me their penis?
i will
bro at me come
I shoot up, and it blends into the carpet.
